Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but it is so bright that you explode

i wish i wasnt so bored

Granted, and everyone likes you again
But now it's always bright and nobody can see you anymore, being a starboy 'n all. Too bad.
EDIT: Snap, beat me to it. Also granted, but you'll be even more bored tomorrow instead.

I wish I could sleep

Granted, you will now sleep for a hundred years, being very relaxed.

I wish to read all seven Harry Potter books in one week.

@StarBoy91 Granted. You're officially the creepiest person in the world.

I wish I could fall 20 stories and land on my feet without dying.

@V8 - I don't want to be thought of as creepy.
Granted, but your feet will hurt, and you might never walk again.

I wish to have some popcorn.

Granted. You're still alive, but every bone in your body is shattered and you must now endure incredible pain.
EDIT: Dagnabbit people keep getting in before me. @Starboy: Granted, but then I ate it.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, you will now soar through the sky with Peter Pan and Tinker Bell in Never Land.

I wish to be Charlie Brown's friend. [Don't mess this wish up, please?]

Granted. But Snoopy feels ostracised.

I wish I could manipulate time with my mind.

Granted, but your head grows to four times it's current size and you grow a third eye. On your tounge.

I wish I had a chocolate fountain.

Granted, but what you find is horrifying.

I wish Zack & Wiki would stop rocking so hard so I could turn it off and get on with some work.

@Raylax Granted. Now you continue working as a septic tank cleaner.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

Granted, but Chuck Norris is overrated (imo).

I wish lz would make a kind gesture.

Granted, but then the original Chuck Norris comes and challenges you to a fight. Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris can only end in the apocalypse.
EDIT: Dang, inb4 me again. Also granted, but then he starts being really nice to everyone and it gets sorta creepy.

I wish I didn't have to go to uni tommorow. Blugh.
EDIT: I also wish I didn't keep posting about a nanosecond after someone else did.

Granted, but because of his kind gesture lz explodes, making Feenie go crazy and ordering the entire Royal Phoenix Army to move out on your location and engage you in war.

Sooper edit @Raylax: Granted, instead you have to go down to the precinct for questioning in a murder trial. There may also be a cavity search involved.

I wish basketball was eradicated from existance.

Granted, along with every other sport.

I wish I had a DSi.

Granted, but you had to sell every other game you own to get it, and the store only had Petz games for you to get.

I wish My Little Pony was real.

Granted. Now it's trying to murder you in your sleep.

I wish there was more than scary, depressing shows on Sundays.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH NEVER!!!!!!

...Granted, but you have to watch Oprah.

I wish I had a V8.

Granted, but he posted before you, meaning I no longer have to watch Oprah.

I wish I had a steam-powered robot.

Granted, It's evil and chokes you to death

I wish I had a friendly Yoshi.