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Re: Review: Arcade Sports (WiiWare)

xAlias

Nope. I have no desire to play pool and everyone that owns a Wii owns a (notably superb) copy of Wii Sports and/or present enhancements. Bowling is out. Air Hockey might be okay, but 8 dollars is WAY past the cost of a regular game of AH down at some arcades.

Re: Keep Your Life Collected with Nnooo's MyDiary

xAlias

A few awesome suggestions for Nnooo:
myMetalgears (a slightly changed version of the original Metal Gear in which you type in notes on your high-tech superphone while watching videos of Metal Gear above)
myMorbidlyobesecat (Big the Cat simulator)
myEmail (check your email instantly. It would be absolutely spectacular if the program offered 3G)

Re: Madden NFL 11 Franchise Mode Gets Upgraded

xAlias

Madden NFL 99

-Play as the same people you've been playing as since 2000!
-Enjoy some of the most boring stadiums you've ever seen!
-Online play is not available in this game.
-Graphics that, (Quotes Jangonov, #1) "Look like a Saturday morning cartoon.
-Become one of the many fans that have been fooled into purchasing all the games in the Madden series!
-Look out for next year's game, Madden NFL 0 for absolutely ZERO content!

Hope this one never comes!

Re: More Pokemon Black & White Monsters Revealed

xAlias

Pokemon YellowGreen and OrangeViolet

-Become a Pokemon Trainer that wants nothing more than to catch a decent-looking creature. In the end, he must live with having a deranged purple elephant and a floating piece of apple pie with eyes.

-Trade your nasty Pokemon for somebody else's nasty Pokemon using Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection.

-Use all new moves, like: Game Freak, PLEASE come up with something good! (2 Bajillion Damage).

Re: Rumour: Retro Bringing Back Donkey Kong

xAlias

Donkey Kong: Banana Bash

-Play as every member of the Kong family as you plunder seaside villages (for bananas, of course!) and hold skirmishes locally and online using Wi-Fi Connection.

-Experience 20 different types of Banana Blasters, including the Poo Shooter and Diddy Kong's trademark Peanut Gun.

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