@Mario500 (SquareSoft was SquareEnix before the name change) I really... Just don't like square. What with their release of subpar and unoriginal games, they just don't cut it for me. What Im trying to get at is that they lack innovation and inspiration. They still don't beat the atrocity that is Capcom though. Corporal basterds.
That's ambitious as all hell Ubisoft. There is NO way you are going to pull that off on a smartphone. What are you trying to do, screw our necks up? Cramp our hand trying to use those piddly ass virtual joysticks and buttons that you think you can cram on to that tiny little screen. I've had enough of phone gaming ideas. Ya it's cool, but only for small gimmicks.
@ToxorAxiom you say it could only come out of Japan but that's where your wrong. Has anyone ever stopped to think that Itoi might be slightly unstable? Btw love Mother Series. Looking forward to M3. I also want a M2 1/2
If this ever comes out in America I will buy it. I played it and loved its take on fast pace turn battling. The main characters could have been given more dialog though.
Ima have to give it a 9.4 for lack of variety. The game only has about 2 real power ups and one is way overpowered and the music while good, it really starts too piss you off when you are listening to the same damn track remixed over and over and over. Great overall though. My main gripe is the music.
I hope it has jumpscares and put you back into that retro feeling of when games were unintentionally made creepy by darkening hallways so it wouldn't put pressure on the CPU. Remember those days?
@Vriess I WILL NOT LET IT GO! THAT GAME HAD SO MUCH PADDING IT WAS NEAR UNBEARABLE! And I went through it all, collected EVERY star coin. Played through every single level as Mario AND Luigi (absolutly pointless padding!) Got the golden flag on EVERY level, beat every level without dieing, and passed the final level. Now THAT is terrible padding right there.
@TheRealThanos so make it a first party title. If there was ever a need for a M rated title in Nintendo's library I say it should be a horror game like they did before. That's where all their pent up creativity lies, you have to remember, these were the people who made Majoras Mask!
@WaveBoy EHATEHATWHt?$?$!4&:&:&/$$. WHAT ABOUT THE LEVEL DESIGN. They have litterally used nearly every level twice and sometimes MORE. THAT! IS! JUST! LAAAAZZZYY!!
@LDXD Im just saying you cannot release a game like this as retail. If it was an eShop exclusive then I would say the graphics are awsome. But if people think this will be a retail title... The graphics need a major boost. I'm not much for fancy graphics but this would not push the limits of the 3DS at all as a retail game. Look at Nintendogs + cats
@fchinaski it looks like a damn PS1 title. They either better out some serious polish on this smelly shoe or make it an eShop exclusive. I'm hoping for eShop because it would show everyone what the shop is capable of and might attract British gamers that are skittish of online transactions
@Collision_Cat they did it with Cave story too. The greedy basterds. Who do they think they are, Capcom? They can't get away with releasing the same game over and over and over again.
@shinobi88 geezus you are a moron. Nintendo is going to give us an account system in the next 10 years (hopefully) and you can always just buy a new 3DS and do a transfer. Dummy. I don't like retail game because they are difficult to maintain over long periods of time. I would rather download most game as they have the Potential!! to last forever. I don't care about authenticate material, I just wanna have the games and keep them forever. And ever and ever and eve- oh crap a Dalek.
Slow clapping * Oh good, that is still functional. The only reason he thinks its the best is because it bears a striking resemblance to the PSP. Also, that system was terrible, never make a micro of anything again Nintendo.
Wait... Wazzat Itoi? Can't make mother 4? Ok ok... I guess you can't... SO MAKE MOTHER 2 1/2 THEN! After all... After Giygas was destroyed... Who is to say the majority of the Starmen don't stage an attack on earth?
@steamhare go away Wheatley. I'm just going to let the other Nintendo Life users rip your keyboard out. I'm not dealing with you and your terribly ideas.
@steamhare that is absolute BULLCRAP. Nintendo doesn't pull that. They provide you with a game you buy it END OF STORY. Besides how would they make ANY profit from those pay to play tournaments? They would just alienate everyone who plays the game! And the game itself would suck! Just. Just! Ju-- head explodes
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Re: Club Nintendo Rewards Updated for May
@Mario500 (SquareSoft was SquareEnix before the name change)
I really... Just don't like square. What with their release of subpar and unoriginal games, they just don't cut it for me. What Im trying to get at is that they lack innovation and inspiration. They still don't beat the atrocity that is Capcom though. Corporal basterds.
Re: Pachter: Nintendo Made The Right Decision In Skipping E3 This Year
@SuperMinusWorld they do not! And it's nothing we've seen before. This E3 isn't worth the big effort.
Re: Pachter: Nintendo Made The Right Decision In Skipping E3 This Year
@RupeeClock you could say that the Wii U will be the Regigigas of Nintendo systems. wink
Re: Watch_Dogs Enables Players To Connect To The Game Via Their Mobile Phone
That's ambitious as all hell Ubisoft. There is NO way you are going to pull that off on a smartphone. What are you trying to do, screw our necks up? Cramp our hand trying to use those piddly ass virtual joysticks and buttons that you think you can cram on to that tiny little screen. I've had enough of phone gaming ideas. Ya it's cool, but only for small gimmicks.
Re: DICE Tested Its Frostbite Engine On Wii U, Wasn't Enamoured With The Results
@PokeTune oh please. It's not even that. Everyone knows EA is a basterd of a company.
Re: Club Nintendo Rewards Updated for May
Don't care about Super Mario RPG as it was made by SquareSoft. Bleh.
Re: Talking Point: The Wii U Virtual Console Has Started, But Not With a Bang
@fluggy loyalists. Flame him. NOW.
Re: Talking Point: The Wii U Virtual Console Has Started, But Not With a Bang
@ToxorAxiom you say it could only come out of Japan but that's where your wrong. Has anyone ever stopped to think that Itoi might be slightly unstable? Btw love Mother Series. Looking forward to M3. I also want a M2 1/2
Re: F-Zero AX Found Hidden In GameCube F-Zero GX
@Dpishere the phisics suck. It's not you. Too me the 2D f zero is just a boring mess.
Re: Mother 3
If this ever comes out in America I will buy it. I played it and loved its take on fast pace turn battling. The main characters could have been given more dialog though.
Re: Feature: Animal Crossing: New Leaf Has Atrocious Fish Puns
My face is frozen from these terrible and lazy puns.
Re: Capcom Bringing More SNES Goodness To The Wii U Virtual Console
@Lan that's a stupid idea.
Re: Review: Super Mario World (Wii U eShop / Super Nintendo)
@Bulby I never had one.
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Re: There's Still Plenty Of Interest In Older Pokémon Games
@demonta4 two words: Virtual Console.
Re: There's Still Plenty Of Interest In Older Pokémon Games
@demonta4 what's the point when there is lg and fr
Re: Review: Super Mario World (Wii U eShop / Super Nintendo)
@Dpishere GET THE WII U VERSION. The D-pad is ESSENTIAL for this game. Trust me because I hated it when it was on my Wii.
Re: Review: Super Mario World (Wii U eShop / Super Nintendo)
Ima have to give it a 9.4 for lack of variety. The game only has about 2 real power ups and one is way overpowered and the music while good, it really starts too piss you off when you are listening to the same damn track remixed over and over and over. Great overall though. My main gripe is the music.
Re: The Starship Damrey Landing In The North American 3DS eShop On 16th May
I hope it has jumpscares and put you back into that retro feeling of when games were unintentionally made creepy by darkening hallways so it wouldn't put pressure on the CPU. Remember those days?
Re: Talking Point: What Games Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue Twelve
@Vriess I WILL NOT LET IT GO! THAT GAME HAD SO MUCH PADDING IT WAS NEAR UNBEARABLE! And I went through it all, collected EVERY star coin. Played through every single level as Mario AND Luigi (absolutly pointless padding!) Got the golden flag on EVERY level, beat every level without dieing, and passed the final level. Now THAT is terrible padding right there.
Re: The Upcoming Okami Announcement Isn't For a Sequel
@Game0ver_Gavin btw the controls are a lot better in the Wii version. Very imersive.
Re: Shadow of the Eternals Expected To Spook Its Way Onto Wii U Next Year
@TheRealThanos so make it a first party title. If there was ever a need for a M rated title in Nintendo's library I say it should be a horror game like they did before. That's where all their pent up creativity lies, you have to remember, these were the people who made Majoras Mask!
Re: The Upcoming Okami Announcement Isn't For a Sequel
@Game0ver_Gavin WII. GET THE WII VERSION. DON'T BUY THE SWIFTSTEP OR WHATEVER UT IS CALLED AT THE DOJO
Re: Feature: Robust DLC Ensures That Fire Emblem: Awakening Just Keeps On Giving
@R-Moss no, shadow dragon is the worst.
Re: Eiji Aonuma: Zelda 3DS Will Feature a Light and Dark World
@KnightRider666 yes I do. REMEBER IM A MINDLESS NINTENDO LOYALIST.
Re: Star Fox Developer: I Wanted To Say "Screw That" To Shigeru Miyamoto
@Chrono_Cross and yet Konami can't say they've made a successful video game system.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo Planning a 3D Mario Release on Wii U Before October
@WaveBoy EHATEHATWHt?$?$!4&:&:&/$$.
WHAT ABOUT THE LEVEL DESIGN. They have litterally used nearly every level twice and sometimes MORE. THAT! IS! JUST! LAAAAZZZYY!!
Re: Review: Witch & Hero (3DS eShop)
@Windy they also used that attack method with Hydlide. And that game was better than Batman Arkham City.
Re: Talking Point: What Games Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue Twelve
@nilcam you uh do realize there is a much better anniversary edition for the eShop right?
Re: Talking Point: What Games Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue Twelve
@Vriess bah. Fez is a good game with a bad creator. Seriously that guy is a jerk.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo Planning a 3D Mario Release on Wii U Before October
This game better not be half assed like Super Mario 3D Land was.
Re: Talking Point: Censoring Boingy Bits, Bums and Gore
@k8sMum
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Re: Eiji Aonuma: Zelda 3DS Will Feature a Light and Dark World
@LDXD Im just saying you cannot release a game like this as retail. If it was an eShop exclusive then I would say the graphics are awsome. But if people think this will be a retail title... The graphics need a major boost. I'm not much for fancy graphics but this would not push the limits of the 3DS at all as a retail game. Look at Nintendogs + cats
Re: Eiji Aonuma: Zelda 3DS Will Feature a Light and Dark World
@KnightRider666 it looks amazing... Wow you are DENSE. This game needs waayyyyy more polish.
Re: Eiji Aonuma: Zelda 3DS Will Feature a Light and Dark World
@Moshugan if I was talking out my butt, you'd be dead.
Mostly what I'm saying is the eShop would benefit greatly from this game.
Re: Eiji Aonuma: Zelda 3DS Will Feature a Light and Dark World
@fchinaski it looks like a damn PS1 title. They either better out some serious polish on this smelly shoe or make it an eShop exclusive. I'm hoping for eShop because it would show everyone what the shop is capable of and might attract British gamers that are skittish of online transactions
Re: Super Little Acorns 3D Turbo Swinging Into The 3DS eShop Next Week
@Ducutzu
Re: Review: Ikachan (3DS eShop)
@rayword45 cave story isn't metroid vania. It's just a 2D shooter.
Re: Review: Ikachan (3DS eShop)
@Collision_Cat they did it with Cave story too. The greedy basterds. Who do they think they are, Capcom? They can't get away with releasing the same game over and over and over again.
Re: Super Little Acorns 3D Turbo Swinging Into The 3DS eShop Next Week
@Ducutzu explain games like Mother 3 or LoZ Majoras Mask.
Re: Super Little Acorns 3D Turbo Swinging Into The 3DS eShop Next Week
@shinobi88 geezus you are a moron. Nintendo is going to give us an account system in the next 10 years (hopefully) and you can always just buy a new 3DS and do a transfer. Dummy. I don't like retail game because they are difficult to maintain over long periods of time. I would rather download most game as they have the Potential!! to last forever. I don't care about authenticate material, I just wanna have the games and keep them forever. And ever and ever and eve- oh crap a Dalek.
Re: Developer Interview: Image & Form on SteamWorld Dig, 3DS Development and Working With Nintendo
@Ducutzu so does that mean you would never buy a game like Fez? (The developer is an asswipe)
Re: Eiji Aonuma: Zelda 3DS Will Feature a Light and Dark World
This better be an eShop title. Unless I see some serious polish I'm not dropping 40 dollars on it.
Re: Trio Of Kirby Games Hitting Japanese Wii U Virtual Console Next Week
@dragon_rider don't even think about it. Just be patient. They have to make a working and proper game pad emulator and everything so hold your horses.
Re: Weirdness: Fire Emblem Devs Answer That Burning Question: What Happened To Everyone's Feet?
@ultraraichu don't give them any ideas or we could have rabid mii characters in the next zelda game
Re: Weirdness: Fire Emblem Devs Answer That Burning Question: What Happened To Everyone's Feet?
All of the characters dreamed of becoming pirates so they cut off their feet and became peg legs.
Re: Fez Creator Believes Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate is More Suited To Vita
"The GBA micro was the best system Nintendo made"
Re: Fez Creator Believes Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate is More Suited To Vita
Fez is a gimmick!!
Re: Shigesato Itoi Says Mother 4 Would Be "Impossible"
Wait... Wazzat Itoi? Can't make mother 4? Ok ok... I guess you can't... SO MAKE MOTHER 2 1/2 THEN! After all... After Giygas was destroyed... Who is to say the majority of the Starmen don't stage an attack on earth?
Re: Nintendo Has Plans to Deliver "New Offers" In Download Stores
@steamhare go away Wheatley.
I'm just going to let the other Nintendo Life users rip your keyboard out. I'm not dealing with you and your terribly ideas.
Re: Nintendo Has Plans to Deliver "New Offers" In Download Stores
@steamhare that is absolute BULLCRAP. Nintendo doesn't pull that. They provide you with a game you buy it END OF STORY. Besides how would they make ANY profit from those pay to play tournaments? They would just alienate everyone who plays the game! And the game itself would suck! Just. Just! Ju-- head explodes