@Jaz007 number one, that's EXTREMELY brash and shallow minded of you and number two, that humor might have earned it the M rating have you ever thought of that? The humor of the series can be quite crude at times.
@siddyp00h well Sega isn't doing anything with the DreamCast that's for sure. And when a company isn't using something, it all goes to Nintendo. Just look at the Wii VC collection. If Microsoft or Sony falls down at some point, you can bet your buns that their old games are likely to end up on the VC.
If flipping smartphones get to be gaming devices as well why don't our gaming systems get to be smartphones too? It would also be a lot less akward trying to talk to people on NL. After all you wouldn't be asking for any phone number either which is a relief.
Ahh so I see. Nintendo has been half assing a LOT of things lately. The LoZ OoT remake with its lazy retextures that still look pretty bad for 3DS standards, the "second world" of Super Mario 3D land, not including feet for characters in FE A, the plethora of laziness in Animal Crossing New Leaf, maybe even the chunky modeling in Luigis Mansion 2 although I suppose you could call that an artstyle.
@One-Winged-Pit Excuse me? Retro made DKCR which was brilliant and Rare has lost all of their best people. So I'm sorry to say that you're comment will be viewed in the eyes of many people, as stupid.
@miiandmario ah.... Now they actually serve a legitmet service. While they are action replay pokemon everything else is legit. People make them so they can EV train them correctly.
@bezerker99 yeah. Ya know, like they put their "heart and soul" into Ocarina of Time 3D. Seriously all that game is is a bunch of retextures (that still aren't even that good, and look rather lazy when you do a comparison with the N64 version) and a boss rush mode. They REALLY could have done better.
@RevolverLink yeah I never understood it. Apparently your supposed to hold it like a trigger. Which explains the abundant use of the Z button, the neglection of the L button, and why Z = L in VC terms.
BOOOO! You put SM3D Land at the top! In my opinion that game is a disgrace. I can't believe Nintendo would ever put that much PADDING and FLUFF in one of their games. For shame!
@grumblegrumble AC is for children? Says who? Just because you don't like the gameplay doesn't make you the arbiter to decide which age group it is for.
@WhoBeThat RETRO DID NOT MAKE THIS GAME. In the beginning it says "Special thanks to Retro Studios" and I looked at the credits of the game and no retro studios, it was all Nintendo. You are the real moron here, do you research.
@Whirlpool yeah the joke wasn't too great. And it doesn't sound as funny when it a Brit doing the voice because everyone knows that Britsh people sound 30% smarter than Americans.
Uuuuughh... a new IP would be cool and all but horrible timing. We've been waiting over FIVE YEARS for the new Metroid Prime. Just give us the prime and THEN they can brainstorm
@Benjamin But what about all the new mechanics that make the game important? what about actually being able to get your pokemon to a modern game? WHAT ABOUT DEM GRAFICS?
@squashie What the hell is the point when they can put FireRed and LeafGreen on there instead. There is no point. So take off your hipster glasses please. Red and Blue are COMPLETLY obsolete to play, even for nostalgia purposes.
Jon: Apart from stereoscopic 3D and StreetPass there really isn't anything that 3DS can do that virtually any other console can't ...I think they are forgetting WHY the system has DS in its name...
@Damo her situation and the game have absolutely nothing to do with each other. What you are doing here is trying to tie two things together with strings made out of air. Similar to when I say on Miiverse "This is not twitter" this is not a Japanese gossip site.
Trying to complete Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon will take awhile. Missions can take any where from 15 minutes to and hour A FREAKING HOUR. So yeah. Lotta content. Mission usually stay around the 45 minute mark.
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Re: New Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies Trailers Reveal Mature Rating
@Jaz007 number one, that's EXTREMELY brash and shallow minded of you and number two, that humor might have earned it the M rating have you ever thought of that? The humor of the series can be quite crude at times.
Re: Weirdness: Nintendo Trademark Suggests Seaman Revival is on the Cards
@siddyp00h well Sega isn't doing anything with the DreamCast that's for sure. And when a company isn't using something, it all goes to Nintendo. Just look at the Wii VC collection. If Microsoft or Sony falls down at some point, you can bet your buns that their old games are likely to end up on the VC.
Re: New 3DS eShop App Brings Voice and Text Chat to Japan
If flipping smartphones get to be gaming devices as well why don't our gaming systems get to be smartphones too? It would also be a lot less akward trying to talk to people on NL. After all you wouldn't be asking for any phone number either which is a relief.
Re: Soapbox: Why We Should Expect More From The Legend Of Zelda: Wind Waker HD
Ahh so I see. Nintendo has been half assing a LOT of things lately. The LoZ OoT remake with its lazy retextures that still look pretty bad for 3DS standards, the "second world" of Super Mario 3D land, not including feet for characters in FE A, the plethora of laziness in Animal Crossing New Leaf, maybe even the chunky modeling in Luigis Mansion 2 although I suppose you could call that an artstyle.
Re: Global Link For Pokémon Black And White Titles Will Cease On 14th January 2014
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO quick everyone start breeding! We need to help each other!
Re: Microsoft Execs Thought They Owned Donkey Kong After Acquiring Rare
@SanderEvers hello fellow naive human being.
Re: Microsoft Execs Thought They Owned Donkey Kong After Acquiring Rare
@One-Winged-Pit
Excuse me? Retro made DKCR which was brilliant and Rare has lost all of their best people. So I'm sorry to say that you're comment will be viewed in the eyes of many people, as stupid.
Re: Microsoft Execs Thought They Owned Donkey Kong After Acquiring Rare
@Bistarish Oh good, my slow clap processor is still functioning.
Re: Review: Farming Simulator 3D (3DS eShop)
@Big-Daddy Objection! insert link to Nerd^3 YouTube channel here
Re: Review: Farming Simulator 3D (3DS eShop)
Come on, we've all seen Nerd^3 play this. We should know it does not meet up to proper simulation expectations. Physics being one of them.
Re: The Pokémon Company Lays Down The Law On Cheaters
@miiandmario ah.... Now they actually serve a legitmet service. While they are action replay pokemon everything else is legit. People make them so they can EV train them correctly.
Re: The Pokémon Company Lays Down The Law On Cheaters
@Skotski at least in in B and W I only found trainers who made their pokemon shiny. Never found out of place movesets or rediculous stats.
Re: First Impressions: Wii Party U
@Dogpigfish curses. Looks like I won't be buying this. (foreveralone.jpg)
Re: Spin The Bottle Aims to be Fun for "Everything From Families to Drunken College Kids"
Ummmmmmmmm what? The trailer explains nothing, and if your audience is really drunken colleagues, that niche is already taken by Mario Party.
Re: Review: Mario Bros. (Wii U eShop / NES)
@LinktotheFuture its almost impossible not to. The put this in handheld mario games on the GBA every chance they got.
Re: Shigeru Miyamoto Is Open to More Female Heroines When the Gameplay Structure Fits
@nwheat true. Not to mention Link Has been mistaken as female in some cases so it wouldn't be difficult at all.
Re: Shigeru Miyamoto Is Open to More Female Heroines When the Gameplay Structure Fits
I find the whole woman rescuing a gay guy concept to be hilarious. You go through all that crap to save him just to hear him say "Sorry I'm gay." ROFL
Re: Review: Game & Wario (Wii U)
I thought 9-Volt was a girl. Was I really wrong?
Re: Interview: Zelda Producer Eiji Aonuma Talks DLC, Missing Dungeons And Majora's Mask
@bezerker99 yeah. Ya know, like they put their "heart and soul" into Ocarina of Time 3D. Seriously all that game is is a bunch of retextures (that still aren't even that good, and look rather lazy when you do a comparison with the N64 version) and a boss rush mode. They REALLY could have done better.
Re: Smash Bros. Director Pushing Himself "To The Brink" To Decide Character Roster
@Yasume you deserve to be smacked for that.
Re: Retro Chose Donkey Kong Over Metroid as Its First Wii U Title
Dawww shucks. Come on retro. Either make HD remakes of the Prime Trilogy or bring me Prime 4. I've been waiting. 5. Years.
Re: Discover A New Type in Pokémon X & Y
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
GAMEFREAK YOU RUINED IT. FIX IT! MAKE SYLVEON A FLYING TYPE DAMN YOU!
Re: Feature: Our Top 10 3DS Games - Summer 2013
@Captain_Balko curse you! I have failed to pull a Capcom!
Re: Video: A History Of Nintendo Controllers in Less Than 30 Seconds
@RevolverLink yeah I never understood it. Apparently your supposed to hold it like a trigger. Which explains the abundant use of the Z button, the neglection of the L button, and why Z = L in VC terms.
Re: A Hat In Time Developer Claims Donkey Kong 64 Was Instrumental In Killing Off Collection Platformers
@Kodeen remember the guy who made Fez? Something Fish. Just look at him. You don't know which way indie devs will go.
Re: Satoru Iwata's Mii Respectfully Asks To Infiltrate Your 3DS
@Guitardude7 its a diorama
Re: Video: Reggie Fils-Aime Posts E3 Welcome Message For Fans
@P-Gamer-C
At least they arn't alienating fans left and right (Microsoft) or just doing the same old crap they always do (Sony).
Re: Feature: Our Top 10 3DS Games - Summer 2013
@Captain_Balko you... Wouldn't be mad if i took your posts, put them in a documentary book and sold them for money would you?
Re: Feature: Our Top 10 3DS Games - Summer 2013
BOOOO! You put SM3D Land at the top! In my opinion that game is a disgrace. I can't believe Nintendo would ever put that much PADDING and FLUFF in one of their games. For shame!
Re: Nintendo Download: 6th June (North America)
@grumblegrumble AC is for children? Says who? Just because you don't like the gameplay doesn't make you the arbiter to decide which age group it is for.
Re: Animal Crossing: New Leaf Will Need Over 6000 Blocks On Your SD Card
@bezerker99 music note*No Iii'm gonna go digital.*music note
Re: Review: Animal Crossing: New Leaf (3DS)
@Ron_DelVillano have you learned nothing from the review?
Re: Review: Metroid Prime: Hunters (DS)
@WhoBeThat Saying that MP hunters was bad make it the most moronic thing you've ever heard? How long have you been on earth? 5 days?
Re: Video: Sonic Lost World Debut Trailer Blasts Across The Internet
@mariobro4 I have the overwhelming urges to punch you right now. Puns will not be tolerated. Ever.
Re: Rex Rocket Smashes Through Its Kickstarter Target
@HeatBombastic I've yet to find any.
Help.
Re: Rex Rocket Smashes Through Its Kickstarter Target
I have to wonder where my comment went.
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Re: Review: Metroid Prime: Hunters (DS)
@WhoBeThat RETRO DID NOT MAKE THIS GAME. In the beginning it says "Special thanks to Retro Studios" and I looked at the credits of the game and no retro studios, it was all Nintendo. You are the real moron here, do you research.
Re: Video: A Young Person Plays Super Metroid
@Whirlpool yeah the joke wasn't too great. And it doesn't sound as funny when it a Brit doing the voice because everyone knows that Britsh people sound 30% smarter than Americans.
Re: Video: A Young Person Plays Super Metroid
@HeatBombastic Indian gamers? I know what I'm going to be watching on You Tube today.
Re: Video: A Young Person Plays Super Metroid
@rmeyer people who like linear games don't like Super Metroid.
Re: Rumour: Retro's Wii U Title Is An Entirely New IP
@NImH DKCR beats every Mario game in platforming.
Re: Rumour: Retro's Wii U Title Is An Entirely New IP
Uuuuughh... a new IP would be cool and all but horrible timing. We've been waiting over FIVE YEARS for the new Metroid Prime. Just give us the prime and THEN they can brainstorm
Re: Rex Rocket Smashes Through Its Kickstarter Target
I don't want this game. If it can work on iOS then its automatically too small for the 3DS in my opinion.
Re: Feature: A Brief History of Pokémon - Part One
@Benjamin But what about all the new mechanics that make the game important? what about actually being able to get your pokemon to a modern game? WHAT ABOUT DEM GRAFICS?
Re: Grant Kirkhope Wishes He Could Make Banjo-Kazooie 3 For Nintendo
@Mk_II IS ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS COMMENT?!
Re: Feature: A Brief History of Pokémon - Part One
@squashie What the hell is the point when they can put FireRed and LeafGreen on there instead. There is no point. So take off your hipster glasses please. Red and Blue are COMPLETLY obsolete to play, even for nostalgia purposes.
Re: Round Table: Let's Talk About the 3DS
Jon: Apart from stereoscopic 3D and StreetPass there really isn't anything that 3DS can do that virtually any other console can't
...I think they are forgetting WHY the system has DS in its name...
Re: Tomodachi Collection Famitsu Article Falls Foul Of Unfortunate Timing
@Damo her situation and the game have absolutely nothing to do with each other. What you are doing here is trying to tie two things together with strings made out of air. Similar to when I say on Miiverse "This is not twitter" this is not a Japanese gossip site.
Re: Talking Point: What Games Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue Thirteen
Trying to complete Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon will take awhile. Missions can take any where from 15 minutes to and hour A FREAKING HOUR. So yeah. Lotta content. Mission usually stay around the 45 minute mark.
Re: Microsoft: If You're Backwards Compatible, You're Really Backwards
@P-Gamer-C Your actually thinking about buying this console?!
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