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Re: Disney Dreamlight Valley: How To Catch The Festive Fish

Deminox

Donald Duck literally wants a festive salmon for one of his three his favorite gifts from me today. But they're not in the game yet. But I need to give him 3 more gifts to complete a star path duty.

So I need to wait another 24 hours to do one thing. :/

Re: Random: Nintendo Confirms How To Pronounce Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom

Deminox

Shocker. All Zelda did in BotW was cry. Zelda and Mipha were the absolute worst characters in a Zelda game ever, mostly from their voice actresses. Wispy weak breathy damsel in distress crap. I was hoping for a badass Zelda like wind waker or Ocarina. Or a gutsy zora like ruto. Instead we got voices that sounded like they all ran out of breath while crying. At least the Gerudo wasn't like that. This new Zelda game will probably cry more than Merry and Pippen combined (that's a LotR ref)

Re: You Likely Won't Be Able To Catch 'Em All In Pokémon Scarlet And Violet

Deminox

Nope. Absolutely hate the idea of having to catch 900 Pokemon. To people crying about how it's a break from the earlier games.. a 2d sprite took up waaaay less resources. And even then by the time games were on the GBA the carts had increased in storage. Heck look at the map in the GBC game that you could go back to Kanto for kinda a 'second quest'. That kind of extra would be an entire DLC these days, the world isn't just 8bit maps.
Plus.. who the heck has TIME to catch 900 Pokemon?

Re: Zelda-Like Dungeon-Puzzler Elementallis Smashes Kickstarter Goal To Secure Switch Release

Deminox

I mean.. they could have body created something new instead of a literal Zelda clone.
Hey look, hearts for health, green bar for magic, almost identical sprites for pots, blocks, terrain.. enemies that are "not keese" there's "not mt doom" and the "not master sword".
At least blossom tale tried to be it's own thing.

There's "tribute" and then there's "legally enough pixels in each sprite to not technically be stealing... Wink". And this ain't no tribute.

Re: Soapbox: Hurry Up And Release The Switch Pro Already, My Switch Is Dying

Deminox

Pro systems are stupid and a waste of money. Even if a pro system were 10 times more powerful than the base.. You'd never get that experience because devs will always make sure the game runs on the base model too. The limits of the non-pro models act as a bottleneck for your experience on a pro model.

They don't need to make a pro model. They just need to make one with a build quality that isn't absolute garbage.

Re: The First Review For Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Calamity Is Now In

Deminox

Until the reviews tell me if there's more than just the bare bones game we've seen so far, I'm not interested.
Full price for a "warriors" game that only has story mode and a handful of characters? Hard pass.

Now if the reviews come in and there's the extra map modes, more characters, etc.. then sure I'll throw down.