@benmalsky198 Kinda tough to summarize, but usually if you mix artsy film-making with overly serious themes and overly dramatic performances.... that kind of thing.
Robert Downey Jr's character in Tropic Thunder does a fairly good description of one aspect of the phenomenon.
Modern critics usually only give high scores to Oscar bait or films that uphold "the message." The critics also hated the first movie and it was awesome. So critic opinions being low usually means the film is great!! I'm even more excited now!!
"Great! I can definitely help you out with a cozy and nostalgic recipe using the items in your older brother's media shelf. Put the following titles in a blender and mix on high: -Duke Nukem -Red Steel 2 -Akira -Cowboy Bebop"
I'm sure this is not gonna happen, but I would be really happy if the existence of this game made it so you could actually battle casually in the flagship games. Even in the "casual" battles it's all hacked perfect shiny Pokemon with meta strats you've seen a thousand times.
So, yea, it would be awesome if all the sweaty players went to Champions and the people who just wanna battle for fun stayed in the main games.
1. Not interested in a video game of Monopoly no matter what IP is painted over it. 2. Greenlight The Hunt for Ben Solo!! 3. Yes, I love Kylo Ren/Ben Solo. You are free to like what you like, let me enjoy this. ^_^
I cannot wrap my head around why you would put this much effort into a game and then make conscious design choices that will ensure it goes no where. What is the point of all that wasted time, money, and energy?
All they would have to do to avoid legal trouble is change the designs of the characters so that they did not create brand confusion with existing Nintendo trademarked materials.
I'm glad option 4 was on that poll. For a while I've felt they should only introduce 3 starters and a few legendaries in new Gens from now on.
"1,000+ is more than a enough" is a great way to phrase it. From now on, focus on making each game contain all 1,000+ in a quality way. We don't need new designs outside of starters and a few legendaries. But we DO need it so that everyone can catch their favorite Mon in each main game.
Asking us to get attached to these creatures and then sometimes saying "nope, not this time!" makes no sense. Also, "gotta catch 'em ALL."
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Re: ICYMI: OPUS: Prism Peak Is Out Now On Switch 1 & 2, And The Critical Reception Is Glowing
I can't tell what's happening from a narrative nor mechanical perspective, but.... I'm very interested!!
Re: Marvel Cosmic Invasion Assembles A Free Switch 1 & 2 Demo Today
When my physical version arrives I'm going to be so excited I might have to visit a doctor after 4 hours.
Re: Pokémon & Zelda Rip-Off 'Pickmos' Removed From Steam As Publisher Intervenes
Burn it down.
Down to the ground.
Re: The Street Fighter Movie Somehow Looks Both Terrible And Amazing
mmmmm nope.
It's not AI slop, but it is industry slop.
Re: Feature: "What's This Stupid Thing?" – How One Silly Idea Became The Jet Set Radio-Inspired Denshattack!
Looks great but I do wish it was a person on skates/skateboard/roller blades instead of a.... bus.
Re: He-Man's Stunning-Looking Beat 'Em Up Delayed Just Two Weeks Before Release
oh yes, it will be mine.
(after 2 additional weeks)
Re: "Are You High?" – Xbox Co-Creator Believes Whatever Nintendo Makes Next Is Far More Interesting Than Project Helix
Hell yea, Seamus. What a guy. o7
Re: Poll: So, Will You Be Getting Pragmata For Switch 2?
My "something else" is "no" ^_^;
I mean, it looks pretty good, but, the backlog is so huge a game like this just can't squeeze in for the foreseeable future.
Re: Unsurprisingly, The Mario Galaxy Movie Is Already 2026's Biggest Box Office Hit
Awesome, awesome movie. I can't wait to get it on bluray and watch it over and over with the kiddos!!!
Re: Feature: A Look Back At Every Game Nintendo Life Scored 10/10 Over 20 Years
this list is full of "bangers" as the kids say. we have had so many amazing games to play in our lives!!
Re: New Professor Layton Trailer Is Our Best Look Yet At The Upcoming Adventure
PUT IT IN MY VEINS!!!! (as long as there is no AI)
Re: Mario Kart World Has Been Updated To Version 1.6.1, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
I just need a feature to detect blue P-Switches and Peach Medallions during Free Roam! Please and thank you!!
Re: Video: Mortal Kombat II's New Movie Trailer Features A Very Special Kameo
@TheLX beat me to it. well played.
Re: Castlevania: Belmont's Curse Let's You Fight Joan Of Arc And Explore Notre Dame In New Trailer
Looks awesome!! I'm excited!!!
Re: Feature: Life, Horror, And A Bit Of Zelda - Why 'Neverway' Is One Of Our Most Anticipated Games Of 2026
meh. Not my taste, but I'm sure it will hit with a lot of folks.
Re: ICYMI: Next Triple-i Initiative Showcase Promises Reveals For Castlevania: Belmont's Curse & More
I want to be excited for Castlevania. Don't let me down, industry!
Re: Level-5 Will Finally Share News On Its Upcoming Titles In 'Vision 2026' Showcase
yesssss, I need more info on Professor Layton and DECAPOLICE!!!
And there better not be an GenAI in either game!!
Re: Holy Moly, The Eternal Life Of Goldman Is Looking Really Darn Good
erm, yea, this looks really weird and off-putting to me. but, y'all enjoy!!
Re: Movie Review: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie - A Faithful But Overstuffed Sequel
6/10!?!? oh my lawd.
This is one of the best movies in years!! C'mon, people — fun matters!!
Re: "I Didn't Want To Let Anyone Down" - Mario Galaxy Movie Composer Wrote Much Of The Score In Hospital
He nailed it. The music was incorporated perfectly.
Re: Feature: "Stop Tagging Us About Bubsy!" - Fabraz On Being Bullied Into Reviving A Maligned Mascot
I love Bubsy and I don't care who knows it!!
Re: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Opening Day Breaks Multiple Records Worldwide
Mario Galaxy movie was spectacular. I had a smile on my face from start to finish. Peach, Rosalina, Toad, and Luigi were all amazing!!
What the heck were these critics hoping for???
Re: Mario Galaxy Movie Retail Pre-Orders Go Live, Including Steelbook & 'Tin Egg' Edition
Wow. Those are good and also maybe ridiculous. I'm still on board though.
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
@benmalsky198 Kinda tough to summarize, but usually if you mix artsy film-making with overly serious themes and overly dramatic performances.... that kind of thing.
Robert Downey Jr's character in Tropic Thunder does a fairly good description of one aspect of the phenomenon.
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Modern critics usually only give high scores to Oscar bait or films that uphold "the message." The critics also hated the first movie and it was awesome. So critic opinions being low usually means the film is great!! I'm even more excited now!!
Re: There's A New Zelda Art Book Coming Out, And It Looks Awesome
I'll be living out on the streets, but I'll have something nice to look at. It might be big enough to protect me from the rain too.
Re: Random: Miyamoto Thought The Star Fox 'Amputation' Theory Was Nuts
I feel stupid because I heard that theory a long time ago and kind of thought it was true. I'm relieved to hear it was fake!
Re: Classic Shmup 'Truxton' Returns After Nearly 35 Years On Switch 2
Looks great. Not my kind of shmup, but it does look great.
Re: Feature: No Love For Simisage? - The 47 Pokémon That Didn't Get A Single Vote In Our Polls
It is hilarious that you guys put this list together. I love it!
Most of this list makes total sense. No huge surprises, but I do definitely love Kricketot and have love for Petilil.
Re: Anime-Inspired FPS 'Mullet Madjack' Hits Switch In April, And It Looks Like A Lot
"Great! I can definitely help you out with a cozy and nostalgic recipe using the items in your older brother's media shelf. Put the following titles in a blender and mix on high:
-Duke Nukem
-Red Steel 2
-Akira
-Cowboy Bebop"
Re: Nintendo To Change Pricing For Digital & Physical Switch 2 Exclusives, Starting With Yoshi
Physical media forever.
Whatever it takes.
Re: Hands On: Pokémon Champions Promises Top-Tier Battling, But At What Cost?
I'm sure this is not gonna happen, but I would be really happy if the existence of this game made it so you could actually battle casually in the flagship games. Even in the "casual" battles it's all hacked perfect shiny Pokemon with meta strats you've seen a thousand times.
So, yea, it would be awesome if all the sweaty players went to Champions and the people who just wanna battle for fun stayed in the main games.
Re: Poll: Who's Your Favourite Resident Evil Playable Character?
Dang. I didn't know Leon's power was THAT great! He is definitely in my top 3. Jill* is also in my top 3. But the top spot goes to Rebecca. <3
*Does anyone think the redesign of Jill (pictured above) is kinda influenced by Mila Jovovich's look?
Re: Mechs And Turn-Based RPG Combat Collide In 'Starbites' On Switch 1 & 2 This May
Looks good! I'll keep an eye on it! (and if there is a proper physical release)
Re: Capcom Wants To Know Your Thoughts About Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection
I look forward to enthusiastically enjoying the game one day, but the lack of online co-op does make me a bit sad. So, I let 'em know in the survey.
Re: Random: A Classic Super Mario Cartoon Is Heading To MeTV Toons In The US
I loved this show as a kid. Hey, we didn't know any better.
Re: Opinion: Is Winds & Waves Just 'Pokémon: Tears Of The Kingdom'?
I'd be very happy with a Pokemon BotW/TotK. ^_^
.... but I'd also need some online co-op in there.
Re: Poll: Who's Your Favourite Resident Evil Villain?
I wanted to vote for Excella, but like.... she's not a choice down in the poll?? lol. What's up, NL quality control??
Re: Shinobi: Art Of Vengeance 'SEGA Villains Stage' DLC Arrives Next Month
I still need to play this thing. Looks amazing.
Also, from this trailer, why is there not a Shinobi animated series?? lol I'd totally watch this in 23-minute bursts!!
Re: Monopoly: Star Wars Heroes Vs. Villains Brings A Galactic Showdown To Switch 1 & 2 This June
I have 3 things to say...
1. Not interested in a video game of Monopoly no matter what IP is painted over it.
2. Greenlight The Hunt for Ben Solo!!
3. Yes, I love Kylo Ren/Ben Solo. You are free to like what you like, let me enjoy this. ^_^
Re: Marvel Maximum Collection Brings Six Superhero Titles To Switch This Month
I'M GONNA BUY THIS SO HARD!!!!
Re: "I Need A Union Contract To Feel Safe" - Mega Man 11 Voice Actor Not Returning For Dual Override
-Destroy GenAI
-Physical media forever
-Things sounds better in threes
Re: "The Flavour Tends To Get Lost" - Dragon Quest's Yuji Horii On English Translations
I dunno, "puff puff" translated juuuuuuust fine.
Re: New Survival Game 'Pickmon' Is Just Asking To Be Sued Into Oblivion
I cannot wrap my head around why you would put this much effort into a game and then make conscious design choices that will ensure it goes no where. What is the point of all that wasted time, money, and energy?
All they would have to do to avoid legal trouble is change the designs of the characters so that they did not create brand confusion with existing Nintendo trademarked materials.
Re: Video: Here's Your First Look At The Street Fighter Live-Action Movie, Out October 2026
Let's face it, it could be a lot worse (see: Van Damme movie), but, this doesn't look remotely good to me.
Re: Talking Point: After 30 Years, Is It Time To Reset The Pokédex?
I'm glad option 4 was on that poll. For a while I've felt they should only introduce 3 starters and a few legendaries in new Gens from now on.
"1,000+ is more than a enough" is a great way to phrase it. From now on, focus on making each game contain all 1,000+ in a quality way. We don't need new designs outside of starters and a few legendaries. But we DO need it so that everyone can catch their favorite Mon in each main game.
Asking us to get attached to these creatures and then sometimes saying "nope, not this time!" makes no sense. Also, "gotta catch 'em ALL."
Re: UK Charts: Resident Evil Requiem Switch 2 Sales Comparable To Cyberpunk 2077
I will never buy a Game Key Card and I really hope executives realize that they are not the same as physical media.
Re: PSA: Pokémon FireRed & LeafGreen Switch Version Gives You The Mystic Ticket And Aurora Ticket
Super hella nifty.
Re: Pokémon FireRed & LeafGreen Switch Update Censors Naughty And Offensive Names
But they allow the most offensive name of all: Kotaku.
Re: Pokémon Winds & Waves Will Be Released "Exclusively" For Switch 2
1 & 2 - GB
3 - GBA
4 & 5 - DS
6 & 7 - 3DS
8 & 9 - Switch
.... it's not like 3 generations have ever been on the same platform before. Why would people be surprised by this?