@23.timp29: I read somewhere that Australia represents less than 1% of the gaming industry. It wouldn't be nearly as bad if everyone who pirated games paid for them. Then games would be cheaper too. A couple of people in my family even have R4s for their kid's DSs. Perhaps I could ask them where they got it and get them shut down...
@:Stuffgamer1: I'm absolutely %100 sure The Empire Strikes Back is the most "spoilered" movie ever.
Anyway, his is pretty much a waste of time for the crazy man who wrote it and generated huge traffic for the site and got a big bag of "laundry" afterwards. What’s next? Comparing 2001 to the first Mega Man? Actually I might have something there. They both have a very slow moving plot, feature machines turning against humans, make no sense whatsoever, and take place in 200X!
I saw the Australian commercial today. I felt like killing something. Please, please, please Nintendo of Australia. Don't insult our intelligences anymore. How are games meant to be seen as a viable form of art like music and movies when you’re flinging poo like this at the public?
My only problem is the bloody bubbles you spawn back into after you die in multi-player. Pissed off siblings don't like popping bubbles much. And they always want to play with you. Ugh... I give this a 99/100
@BellGoRiiing: My post was once edited too. Apparantly mentioning anything about being the first, whether it's spam or not, gets edited if you have the first post.
God dammit. September 30th can't come soon enough.
And by the way, from what I've read, it seems that what JayArr said is very true. While there are about 5 items you can rely on to get through the game, you're just making more unenjoyable for yourself.
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Re: Club Nintendo Australia Left Behind
@23.timp29: I read somewhere that Australia represents less than 1% of the gaming industry. It wouldn't be nearly as bad if everyone who pirated games paid for them. Then games would be cheaper too. A couple of people in my family even have R4s for their kid's DSs. Perhaps I could ask them where they got it and get them shut down...
Re: Online Mario Multiplayer May Happen Down the Line
I'm more disapointed that there isn't more levels with Yoshi than about freakin' online multiplayer.
Re: In-Flight Electronic Blues: TSA Bans Electronics on Flights
@35.CH405K1N6: Oh, won't somebody please think of the buisness men!
Re: Cooking Mama 3
Official Nintendo Magazine gave their review of this game the subtitle "Maaamaaa, just killed a brand." Genius.
Re: David Jaffe Inspired by Zelda
@6.Machu: Some kind of hunting magazine I believe.
Re: In-Flight Electronic Blues: TSA Bans Electronics on Flights
@5.hoodtrix: They're probably just using it as an excuse to make you pay extra for their entertainment system.
Re: Merry Christmas from Nintendo Life
@58.Gamerdad: That's disgusting, why in earth would you look forward to playing video games with little kids you've never met? You pervert.
Re: Merry Christmas from Nintendo Life
@38. dsijared: 4th day: He buys a copy of Super Mario Galaxy. Now, go back to 4chan, you!
Re: Metroid is the Citizen Kane of Games
@:Stuffgamer1: I'm absolutely %100 sure The Empire Strikes Back is the most "spoilered" movie ever.
Anyway, his is pretty much a waste of time for the crazy man who wrote it and generated huge traffic for the site and got a big bag of "laundry" afterwards. What’s next? Comparing 2001 to the first Mega Man? Actually I might have something there. They both have a very slow moving plot, feature machines turning against humans, make no sense whatsoever, and take place in 200X!
Re: Review: Hasbro Family Game Night (DS)
You're better off just buying all the board games on the disk.
Re: Final Zelda Flipnote Released
Why are these so popular again?
Re: Celebrate The Holidays With Cheaper Sega Virtual Console Titles
Agh, now I wish I waited to get Sonic 2.
Ah well. Gunstar Heros should be fun. This truly is a Christmas miracle.
Re: Christmas UK Sales Charts - Surprisingly Unsurprising Edition
Ugh... seeing the games on these sales charts always makes me feel sick.
Re: Golden Wii An Exercise In Excess
@13.lz2009: You obviously must not play it much if it hasn't already melted.
Re: Review: Planet 51 (DS)
The movie is getting pretty poor reviews, so I'm not really sure how many people are enjoying it enough to even bother with the game.......... Dave.
Re: New Zelda Advert Takes Different Track
I saw the Australian commercial today. I felt like killing something. Please, please, please Nintendo of Australia. Don't insult our intelligences anymore. How are games meant to be seen as a viable form of art like music and movies when you’re flinging poo like this at the public?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPpfINUi-f0&feature=related
Re: Nintendo Cutting Back On Wii Production?
"so surely another Wii is on the cards?"
Only if it offers a smooth DLC data transfer from the older console to the new one.
Re: Nintendo: We Don't Want To Remake Past Zelda Games
...so, why isn't it the same for Mario and Pokemon? I guess they aren't produced by Eiji Aonuma.
Re: Giant Mario Coins Hidden in Aussie CBDs
@TehXeo: Becuase we always get screwed over with everything else.
Re: If the PS3 is an F1 Car, the Wii is a Go-Kart
@66. Mach-X: Well, the comparison in question is still valid. Go-Karts take less energy to run than F1s.
Re: We Pray - Coming To A Console Near You?
@Laxeybobby: Doesn't the church use itself to advertise the devil and hell though?
Re: We Pray - Coming To A Console Near You?
I think they're just mad that The Beatles Rock Band is selling so well.
Re: Review: New Super Mario Bros. Wii (Wii)
My only problem is the bloody bubbles you spawn back into after you die in multi-player. Pissed off siblings don't like popping bubbles much. And they always want to play with you. Ugh... I give this a 99/100
Re: Excitebike: World Rally
Looks like buying the original Excitebikes on VC was a waste of money...
Re: New Super Mario Bros. Wii Packaging Is All Kinds Of Awesome
I can't play my copy until Sunday anyway for a reason I can't make public...
Re: New Super Mario Bros. Wii Packaging Is All Kinds Of Awesome
I have no idea why we here in Australia are getting it before anyone else... Perhaps the Nintendo Of Australia director bought Iwata lunch?
Re: Crystal Mario Surfaces Down Under
OH WHY do my exams have to be on the same day?
Re: Iwata: WiiWare Demos Are Coming
@BellGoRiiing: My post was once edited too. Apparantly mentioning anything about being the first, whether it's spam or not, gets edited if you have the first post.
Re: Mario Bricks Himself
Seriously guys, no-one has enoung of each colour to make something like that, you'd have to work for the LEGO Company to get the required peices.
Re: Nintendo Announces Wii Line-Up For THE WORLD
We're always left out....
Re: Review: Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (DS)
For some reason looks like they used the engine for Mario Kart DS...
Anyway, I won't be getting this. Saving my glorious Australian dollars for NSMBWii and Spirt Tracks.
Re: Live Down Under? Try New Nintendo Games!
It'll probably be crowded as hell at Swanston Street, so I think I can wait a another month to play the two games.
Re: Free NES Game Offer Now Available!
@bonii: That's a little unfair, Shouldn't he get 1000 points back, since that's how much he spent on the Internet Channel?
Re: Free NES Game Offer Now Available!
Holy crap where did that guy get that hat.
Re: The Stars Catalogue Gets More New Things
@Homer: Probably becuase no-one's using it.
Re: Review: Big Brain Academy (DS)
I like how the characters in the banner at the top are holding Wii remotes for a DS game.
Re: Fatal Frame IV Fan Translation Almost Finished
@Koto: It seems like you just stated the obvious for the sake of saying something bad about Nintendo.
Re: Did Nintendo Secretly Patch The Conduit?
@Stargazer: When they make a sequel, silly.
Re: System Update 4.2 Bricking Wiis Left, Right and Centre
Nintendo better not release anything worthwhile on the PAL VC today, as I'm still not updating.
Re: New Super Mario Bros. Wii also confirmed for November European release
@Chibi Link: Nope. Keep in mind that Nintendo of Australia never announces ANYTHING unless in involves Proffesor Layton or Brain Training.
@ RJay: What? The "2D Super Mario single player fourmula" has worked 7 times before. I don't see why it wouldn't now.
Re: Review: Scribblenauts (DS)
God dammit. September 30th can't come soon enough.
And by the way, from what I've read, it seems that what JayArr said is very true. While there are about 5 items you can rely on to get through the game, you're just making more unenjoyable for yourself.
Re: Square Enix Prez Stares Into Crystal Ball; Sees New Wii in 2011
"also, don`t forget, nintendo is co developing holographic memory to incorporate into the wii2."
What. Where did you read THAT?
Re: Crash 'n the Boys: Street Challenge
@Betagam7: Or they could just call it something else?
Re: Review: Sexy Poker (WiiWare)
Why is this still the most popular game on that list?
Re: Sexy Poker
@Kurachi: Then how come you seem to press that point so much?
Re: Review: Crash 'n the Boys: Street Challenge (Virtual Console / NES)
Why do I feel Nintendo of Australia/Europe will give us this instead of Super Dodge Ball next Hanabi Festival?
And where's Nintendo World Cup? That's been out in Japan for almost a year...
Re: Help People Get Their Wii Consoles Online, Get Free Games
It does seem a little strange. They didn't even tell us how it all works and how we get free points.
Ah well. I'm in Australia. No need to worry about people around me getting free games (apparantly).
Re: The Beatles: Rock Band
@2. jhuhn: It should come with an adapter that you can plug the guitar and drum dongles into.
Re: Spaceball: Revolution Coming to NA on Monday
Watches gameplay video
What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Re: Nintendo Download: Contra Rebirth, 6 in 1 Dictionary (EU)
I can't wait for Super Mario Kart.
Anyway, I don't care too much for download this month as retail is eating my wallet this month with The Beatles and Scribblenauts.
Contra would've been nice though....