Topic: Worst FPS game

I'm not going to read through 5 pages to see if anyone mentioned Lethal Tender.

But anyone who does not believe Lethal Tender ranks among the worst of ANY game ever created has not played Lethal Tender.

Imagine Wolfenstein 3D as reimagined by BPlus.

You've just imagined Lethal Tender.

@Alex..... you are dead on the money. Thing that gets me more than anything else here lately. Say the words IGN around here and look at what happens. Not too much different than when you say Microsoft or Sony. Here is the big kicker of it all.

Why do the Nintendo fanboys here hate IGN? Always the same "IGN hates Nintendo" stuff over and over, even when Ive seen Many Nintendo praising articles and very high review scores on Nintendo platforms from IGN. Maybe they are biased to the other consoles, Im not too sure I havent been to IGN in a long time. This is where it really get interesting for me though. You hear this "the other sites fanboys (Sony/Microsoft) are this, that or whatever" and all this over and over about how horrible all the Sony/Microsoft fanboys are. Well guess what? If you come to Nintendo Life you have the exact same fanboys here.... Them! Yep, the same ones screaming all that are posting nothing but pure nonsense here about Sony/Microsoft over and over to nobody who cares. Just like IGN and all the rest of them. If it wasnt for Nintendo Lifes policy on foul language, you can bet it would be full of it here as well. Sometimes people need to take a step back and look at theirselves in the mirror. You may just be what you claim to hate so much. Im not high and mighty, its just the truth!

Now to recognize some of the actual worst FPS games ever...

South Park + FPS = Bad

Poor version of Doom on the 64.

Project SWARM game I actually liked back in the day, but playing it again has made me realize how naive I was. lol

Oh man, I played so many hours of South Park 64. Ah, to be young with indiscriminate tastes again... simpler times.

I had so much fun with that cow launcher!
Project Swarm, I was lead to believing it would be a good game, the controls sucked and I despise that game now. Die Hard With A Vengeance and Conflict: Denied Ops are two that I've played (and own/ed). I'm sure I could find some others if I really tried.

So Halo does suck, but it would be good on the Wii.

I am very surprised this thread hadn't come to that conclusion earlier, to be honest. lol

This thread had become a discussion on fanboys not FPS

I wasn't that nuts about Half-Life: Blue Shift. It's definitely the worst in the HL series I think. Especially since I played it after Opposing Force. OF actually introduced new things like Race X and new weapons. BS was more of the same. Basically felt like an average HL mod you had to pay for. And they really overdid it with the Headcrabs. They stuck those things in every possible corner and vent. Headcrabs are fine with they're used sparingly. Too many however, and they're just really annoying. Valve learned this at least.

You and me both. I rented that game like 10 times and thought it was the funniest thing ever lol.

Don't forget that Valve didn't make Blue Shift...Gearbox licensed the HL engine and universe for Blue Shift and Opposing Force.

Yeah I know. I was just saying that at least Valve learned not to do that. They haven't put Headcrabs in a vent since HL2, and that was only once. They actually seem to be getting better with their placement. I nearly jumped when that Poison Headcrab came down at me after I broke a web near the end of the Antlion Caves in Episode Two. I definitely didn't expect one to be in there!

Oh, headcrabs, how I love you yet don't want to get kissed by you

Ah, my fault. I misinterpreted what you were trying to say.

And yeah, to the followup poster...the headcrab in the red barn definitely made me jump. Haha. There were a few hilariously placed ones in that game...in my most recent playthrough I forgot about the one that's waiting on a ledge for you on the treacherous climb into the Citadel. The little b***tard made me panic...and fall a loooooooooooong way down to my death. I'd have been upset if I wasn't too busy laughing at the fact that Gordon survived all that just to get spooked by a headcrab and fall to his death. Sorry, humanity!

Any time I see a poison headcrab I panic and fling grenades and start swearing at the screen. True story.

Oh yeah the barn Headcrab. I ran into it my first time playing HL2 on the original Xbox. I was totally expecting one to fall down too. I was expecting the Citadel Headcrab as well, but I think it ended up jumping past me and falling to the bottom.

I think the worst surprise I ever got in a HL game was in the laundry room in Nova Prospekt. There's a back area, where your Antlions can't follow you. I decided to go back there, taking the left side. I check the room, nothing there. I go into a smaller room where some supplies were stored. I get the supplies, hit the wall with the Crowbar a bit, and start backing out. I start to turn around and HOLY CRAP. (Moan 1 is the sound it made) I didn't even try to fight it, I just ran. It threw a Poison Headcrab in my path and I just batted it with the Crowbar and kept going back my Antlions. I looked back and the PZ stared at me for a few seconds, then walked back.

I hate those things so much. And that isn't the only area where they can spawn in behind you.

There were at least two poison headcrab zombies that scared the CRAP out of me the first time I played. Since then I remember where they are...approximately...but I still get a jump.

(EDIT: Masz just mentioned one of the poison headcrab scares of mine. My other one was in one of the abandoned buildings on Highway 17...in an upstairs room that you can't really see into until you climb up to the destroyed second floor...by which point you'd better hope you brought some clean underwear.)

One of my favorite things in the entire game is the little collection of houses you explore just before you cross that AWESOME bridge from beneath. You can clear out the Combine and other pests from those buildings...but you'll still hear this awful, wet breathing sound...with nobody around to be making it. Absolutely chilling. Even when I know where it's coming from, it's not always easy to spot him down there...underneath the building...

...I get shivers just thinking about it. Such a perfect game.

@chicken.... dude your shield grew back. Your protected from those Dang headcrabs now

I'm just saying that when I worked in an electronics department of a retail store... a lot of families bought the 360 cause there was no wii instock. But, Halo wasn't part of their purchase. And that could cause a difference in the amount of 360s and the amount of Halos... Not 29 million, but it's still probably pretty frequent. Parents don't seem to pay attention to the amount of E games, if they are idiot trailerparkers that don't realize there 7 year old shouldn't be playing Medal of Honor... sorry, tangent.

I didn't realize people actually did that. It's like going to the supermarket to get some milk but you get orange juice instead.

No, it wouldn't. I don't like every franchise nintendo makes. For example, I don't like the pokemon and pilotwings series. Also I doubt nintendo would make something as uninspired as halo.