Topic: Uber important and awesome topic

This topic is so unbelievably important and frighteningly awesome I've been holding it back for years, waiting until just the right moment to unveil it. I had to be sure you were ready for it, you see. Now, based on what I've seen, at least half of you are ready. The others... well, there's a chance they might die. Not a big chance, but you know, maybe 80% or something.

I'm sorry I had to tell you like this.

died

Edit: I think Prosody is the only mod im actully a little afraid of

Buh? I can't have a pony? Why not?

.....u defy me prosody.......this....means.....war....and....it...wont be me who dies!

i.....can't?

Sorry, SUPERZELDAMAN. Don't give up hope yet, though. Use your hot-air balloon to steal Link's before he can get it!

Luckily for me, Prosody didn't say a thing about pegasi. Mwahahaha...

Whatever Pro', I'm tough! I gave up all hope of having my own pony when I was 27, and I'm fine with that. sniffles

But you said I could mommy? ......... I just want a little one, I I I promise I will be a good little boy.... I promise. I might even feed it. Please?

What happened to the "I hate silly and random things" Prosody we know and ummmm know?

snatches Epona yay now i have a flying horse!

He died in a house fire.

Are you drunk posting again? Be honest.

I've not even had a drop, I swear. There's vodka in the house though - I could make a night of it.

Snap, guess I'll have to settle for a mule.

Hey, my drunk posts are the best ones! Well, until I read them the next day that is. 0_o

Well my ass is fine and dandy I dont need a horse

(i'm useing "ass" in it's original intent as in donkey)

I have one of your finest posts saved on my PC as a monument to the terrible, terrible things people say on the Internet. FOR SHAME!

Thanks for sharing that with us

I don't EVER want to see it. lol

me neither

David Jr.: I WANNAPONY!
Tingle:Now, Now David Jr. grow up and get a life.