Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but you fall and break your leg.

I wish it was warm where I live.

Granted but you die before eternity is over.

I wish for donuts.

Granted, but they are very salty and unpleasant.

I wish I could eat an entire cactus without dying.

Granted. Someone hates you, so he made you live through eating a cactus.

I wish Battlestar Galactica was even more awesome than it already is.

Granted. But a Star Wars fan boy makes sure that it is destroyed so that no one can ever see it again.

I wish more people were posting on the Nintendo Vending Machine again.

Granted. But a Star Wars fan boy makes sure that it is destroyed so that no one can ever see it again.

I wish more people were posting on the Nintendo Vending Machine again.

@SuperPeach: I dunno about that "burglers" bit (shouldn't be an issue in a mall with all-night security, at least in theory), but the shelf organization sounds great! Plus, I'm always up that late anyway (kinda like I am right now, posting this at 3am).

Granted, but they post really stupid crap that derails the thread yet again (there's a reason I stopped using it).

I wish that everybody in the world had a PS3 so they could enjoy the pure awesomeness that is Heavy Rain.

@Stuffgamer: Granted, but now no one has a Wii. The HORROR!

I wish I could make my own video game.

Granted but some one stole it and made a lot of money off of it.

I wish I knew more about Metroid other m.

Granted but you end out working for nintendo for free.

I wish there wouldn't be any violence

Granted, now there's violence in the alternate universe.

I wish I could acquire GIMP.

Granted but you confuse everyone

I wish I had 1 million pies

Granted, but your computer crashes every time you try to go on it.

I wish the mother series would came outside of Japan.

Granted, but you can't figure out how to use it.

I wish Zelda Wii would come out next year in NA.

Wow, three responses. Is that a record?

Granted but there is never another Zelda release again

I wish I had a cake that would last me a year

Granted, now you have a tummy ache.

I wish to change my avatar.

Granted but your avatar kills anyone who looks at it (even you)

I wish I had more food

Granted but it was poisoned.

I wish Gamestop would finally get endless ocean 2

Granted but the Gamestop that has it is on Mars 2000 years in the future.

I wish that I didn't have to fo through so much trouble just to get an animation for my avatar...

Granted it was so easy you do it again and your computer explodes.

I wish I could read japanese.