Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now no one will ever understand you again. :3

I wish I knew if tylero09 was still around NL or not.

Granted but after you find out the information he leaves only to never return to NL again.

I wish my classes were done and I had my degree.

Granted. But now you're out of college, can't find a job, and you have to pay bills (man, this sounds all too real!!!! lol)!!!!

I wish the internet on phones was just as fast as the internet on computers.

Granted, now the access to phones is compromised.

I wish I could beat Hard mode of Star Parodier.

@SuperPeach: Your GameStop doesn't have it yet? Mine had it right there on the shelf yesterday.

Granted, but you somehow unlocked the ultra-super-secret EXTRA hard mode and will never manage to beat that no matter how hard you try.

I wish everybody who wanted a copy of Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing would be able to find one in stores (even though it seems most stores aren't stocking very many copies).

Granted but then their systems blow up.

I wish I had some Scotch tape.

Granted, but it comes to life by magic and accidently tapes you.

I wish I knew why the 3D Kirby game is not being released yet.

@Starboy: Granted. It was canceled, that's why! (Not really)

I wish there was a Super Smash Bros. TV show!

Granted, but it was made by the worst animation company in the world and sucked.

I wish there was a Super Smash Bros. RPG!

Granted, now it turns into a neverending boss gauntlet!!! [ ]

I wish my laptop was camouflaged in blue.

Granted but you also get the Blue Screen of death (that is if you're using windows.)

I Wish Peach and Mario married.

Granted, but they file for divorce 2 weeks later.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener.

Granted, but you were eaten within five minutes.

I wish I knew the full list of titles in the American release of that 100 book collection for DS.

Granted, but they're all trashy supermarket romance novels.

I wish I had a beer.

Granted, but it's alcohol free. D:

I wish I was at the O2 Arena right now!!

Granted, but you're working there running sound for the event, and you can't leave the sound booth to play any of the games.

Since my beer is nonalcoholic, I wish I had a Jack and Coke.

Granted, but it's one of those ready made ones in a can using some random 'cola'. D:

Since I'm stuck in the sound booth, I wish someone would bring me a coffee and a danish.

Granted, a danish person brings you some cold decaf coffee.

Enough shenanigans, I'm wishing for a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka that has been brought to me directly from the nearest liquor store and has not been opened or tampered with in any way. It's Thirsty Thursday people!

OK, granted. But... the delivery idiot drops the bottle and it smashes as you open the door. _{I'm sorry!}

I wish I could buy Token Girl a drink, without it being corrupted in some fashion.

/sobs quietly in a corner, then goes to find some real drinks.