Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but TBD, Vendetta, and all the other mods won't get their positions back and will blame you.

I wish that lz DIDN'T rule anymore than 0.1% of NL.

Granted... I don't really now how to corrupt that.

I wish I knew why lz wants me to be a mod. >_>

Off topic: Seriously lz why'd you say that?

Granted. It's because you must take up all of dragon and V's responsibilities!!!

I wish people would stop complaining about the VC and the # of games on it

Granted now they complain about the # of crappy games on it.

I wish I had a pizza.

Granted. It's a mushroom pizza with "special" sauce on it

I wish the new Zelda game had cel-shaded graphics like Wind Waker

Granted, However you no longer play as Link and instead play as Tingle. Who is voiced by Paris Hilton who also designed the game.
I wish I could stop spontaneously bursting into song.

Granted, now you start spontaneously farting in public.

I wish my avatar can be seen by others this time around

granted, but it seems your avatar is a creepy purple guy

i wish for a pet dinosaur thats 1 foot tall

Granted, but it's as tall as a giant's foot is long and eats you.

I wish GameStop would give me some work hours already, dagnabbit!

Granted you get to work from 2AM to 5AM and organize shelves and fight off burglars.

I wish I lived in japan even if its only for a few months.

Granted, but Godzilla attacks the city where you live.

I wish I had a slave who'd make tea for me.

Granted but the slave hates you and poisoned it.

I wish I could find a good animated picture of peach to use.

Granted, but the picture only shows her hand.
I wish I had an animated electroplankton avatar to use.

Granted, but the electroplankton is sooo little you can't see it.
I wish to see the end of all of this.

@Archy: Granted. You see the end of all this, including yourself.
I wish I could find out more about the Legend of Spyro movie.

Granted, but the creators decide you know too much, so they have to cancel the movie.
I wish I had the original Electroplankton cartridge.

I wish that everyone's wish will be granted.

@percentful Granted but some one wrote all over it.
@ninten Granted but now everyone is greedy and they wish for more.

I wish I had endless ocean 2

Granted but it is hacked to have Sonic in it.

I wish I could live forever

Granted but you get so old that you can't move anymore.

Wish I could go skiing.