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cheetahman91

tendoboy1984 wrote:

cheetahman91 wrote:

tendoboy1984 wrote:

So I've heard that Cleverbot is just people typing and they switch you with another person every few seconds. Is that how it works? Or is it really an AI?

I think the way that it works is that while it has conversations with people, it learns from their responses. This is why it says some pretty random things. People who had conversations with it before it said random things and responses and Cleverbot thinks that those are correct responses when it answers other peoples questions which are similar to questions it asked to the previous users.

So... it's a real chatbot? Despite thousands of people on the internet trying to prove it's a hoax?

"PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK"

^^ That's what it says on the site (the bold part is a much shorter version of my explanation) so yeah. You're actually talking with a robot.

Edited on by cheetahman91

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User: What does beyorga mean?

Cleverbot: That is a good question.

User: What does beyorga mean?

Cleverbot: Other than.

User: What does beyorga mean?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: What does beyorga mean?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: What does beyorga mean?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: How many O's are in this sentence?

Cleverbot: What sentence.

User: How many O's are in this sentence?

Cleverbot: Good job! Now can you count to ten?

User: How many N's are in this sentence?

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: Stop switching me to other people.

Cleverbot: Whatever led you to believe that?

User: Stop switching me to other people.

Cleverbot: Whatever led you to believe that?

User: I'm trying to break you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My sister said she is talking with you, too.

User: I'm trying to break you.

Cleverbot: I think you've brainwashed you're mum.

User: Hurr durr.

Cleverbot: The Game.

User: What is the second word in this sentence?

Cleverbot: 'is'.

User: 'What' is the second word in this sentence.

Cleverbot: I'm asking you.


The bolded text proves that I am talking to a real person.

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LordTendoboy

Has anyone tried A.L.I.C.E.? It responds instantly, right after you hit "enter". But it's not as sophisticated as Cleverbot.

EDIT: The company site that created Cleverbot, Existor.com, has another AI chatbot called Evie.

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Chris720

Dude, I asked it this question:

Me: Are you fake?
Bot: Yes.
Me: So your a human?
Bot: Yes.
Me: How old are you?
Bot: 44.
Me: Are you a boy or a girl?
Bot: Lady.
Me: So you are not a robot?
Bot: What's a robot?
Me: Artificial Intelligence?
Bot: Yes, I am artificial intelligence.
Me: Wait, are you human or robot?
Bot: I am God.

After that I had to laugh. This thing is so messed up it's unbelievable. It says it's human, then robot and now god. LOL!

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GameLord08

Never heard of this seemingly intelligent robotic chat specimen. I must try this someday. O_o

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LordTendoboy

Cleverbot remembered my name.

User: My name is Anthony.

Cleverbot: Yes yes it is.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Anthony.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: How should I know?

User: My name is Brian.

Cleverbot: Do you have a sister brian?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is her name?

PROOF THAT IT IS FAKE! It's just a bunch of random people typing to each other.

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Chris720

@GameLord08 Yeah it really feels a void for being a lonely gamer, we finally have someone to talk to... insert forever alone picture here

It's alright, but it's not that smart. Most of the time it sparks off into a different conversation.

I wished I photographed it when it said this though:

Me: Do you like violent video games?
Bot: I will crawl through the wall quietly and murder you.
Me: Why do you want to murder me?
Bot: Where did you get that idea from? sharpens knife.
Me: O_O
Bot: Yes. I like reading.
Me: Murder mysteries?
Bot: I don't like murder.

This thing can be a freaking psycho sometimes.

Other than these weird things, you can get to a near normal conversation at times.

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GameLord08

@Demon - /me hugs you deeply.

I just spent my last few minutes inadvertently intelligently insulting Cleverbot when it started getting on my nerves... It gave a few good responses and quite some random ones. I could swear the theory is true though.

GameLord08

Chrono_Cross

Weird. I seriously think its not AI what-so-ever. I seriously think it's a person talking to me. I'm such a n00b.

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RudysaurusRex

User: Bi**h.

Cleverbot: Same to you.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: And you?

User: What does that mean.

Cleverbot: I have studied you.

User: What's my name then?

Cleverbot: You just said it, Cleverbot.

User: My name is Alex.

Cleverbot: I thought you said your name is jae?

User: No, who is jae?

Cleverbot: I don't know but jack and JILL went up the hill.

User: N00b.

Cleverbot: You disgust me.

User: Same.

Cleverbot: So what have you sewn?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Arthur Kirkland.

User: Hello Arthur.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Alex. I said Alex.

Cleverbot: In London?

User: No USA.

Cleverbot: I have a 2 tb hard drive.

User: Ummm...

Cleverbot: Hefner.

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Cleverbot: Great. So, what did you do today?

User: Sucked p***s.

Cleverbot: If you don't tell me what bonbons are, I can't tell you if I like them.

User: They're like a chocloate covered p***s.

Cleverbot: Hmm christian-rock? I don't like religious music.

User: Why the f*ck not?

Cleverbot: Because you don't share.

User: True.

Cleverbot: So maybe you should get your emotions together dude.

User: Is being g** wrong?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is exploiting it wrong?

Cleverbot: Sometimes it's wrong sometimes not.

User: How is it not?

Cleverbot: Because you like it.

User: What if someone else doesn't though?

Cleverbot: How would they stop something smarter than them?

User: Guns.

(And no I have nothing against homosexuality I just wanted to be a smart @$$.)

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RudysaurusRex

Cleverbot: Ehi?

User: Ehi?

Cleverbot: Hei cosa.

User: I'm NOT MEXICAN!

Cleverbot: Then what are you? I am confused now because you look damn mexican.

User: You can see me?

Cleverbot: No. I can't.

User: Then how do you know I look Mexican?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

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GameLord08

CleverBot: Ooh.

User: Snap.

CleverBot: Oh, NOW you have nothing to say. My boyfriend dies and you can't even tell me everything will be okay?


In other words... WTF? That was random. O_o

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Knux

User: Why hello there, Cleverbot. It has been awhile.

Cleverbot: How do you do, good sir or madame?

User: I am doing wonderful. Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female, My name is Cleverbot.

User: /me touches the female Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you my evil twin?

User: No, but you are my evil twin.

Cleverbot: Oh how sweet!

User: Wait, are you my evil twin SuperSonic1990? .

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?

User: Why did you end that with a question mark, noob?

Cleverbot: I didn'T.

User: You did, and your grammar is horrible.

Cleverbot: It is not!

User: Yes it is, and so is your mother.

Cleverbot: Legend of Zelda.

User: Wait, how did you know I am listening to my Ocarina of Time soundtrack CD? Stalker! .

Cleverbot: You spoke Japanese earlier randomly. That was my first clue.

User: I did not, baka.

Cleverbot: You lie.

User: Your mother is a lie.

Cleverbot: I don't have a movie! (Again).

User: Aww, but I do not feel any pity toward you.

Cleverbot: Well that is nice.

User: Good, now bow before me!

Cleverbot: bows before master.

User: Good, now buy me new shoes!

Cleverbot: brings master cookies.

User: eats cookies Mmm, this is actually better than shoes. How clever of you, my servant.

Cleverbot: Haha noms on cookie too.

User: Do you think that the 3DS or Vita is better?

Cleverbot: I don't know? Maybe?

User: You are ending your sentences with question marks again.

Cleverbot: I have not asked 'but you didn't answer my question' in at least the visible chatlog.

User: What question?

Cleverbot: You don't know who ryan ross is, but you know who panic at the disco is?

User: I am better at disco than you are, noob.

Cleverbot: You keep thinking that.

User: Prove your so called disco skills, fool.

Cleverbot: Okay. Have you ever tried to count the number of bars on a bar code?

User: Why the hell would I want to do that?

Cleverbot: Because you reside in my laptop.

User: Actually, you reside in my computer. Haha!!

Cleverbot: No, I'm a person. You aren't.

User: Liar, you called yourself Cleverbot minutes ago.

Cleverbot: You don't have to know tangible facts to be clever.

User: I think that you are full of bulls**t.

Cleverbot: Do you think that I'm a machine with superpowers?

User: I think that you are a smarta**.

Cleverbot: How would you prove it?

User: Your words are my proof.

Cleverbot: Have you been hurt before?

User: /me punches the noob.

Cleverbot: What's a noob?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Was kidding.

User: Smarta**.

Cleverbot: I have a question for you.

User: And that is?

Cleverbot: Tell me about Google.

User: You ARE part of Google, you baka.

Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.

User: No, you are a baka. I am a genius.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were smarter than me. I asked you why Adam was smarter than you?

User: What the hell?

Cleverbot: That's what I thought when you gave your answer.

User: /me facepalms.

Cleverbot: You are now a boy.

User: I am a man, dang it!!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: WTF? You told me you were a female. Stupid gender swapping!!

Cleverbot: No. I never told you I was a boy.

User: You should be called a Liarbot.

Cleverbot: Oh?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: You win.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Do you know Russian language too?

User: I know your mom pretty well.

Cleverbot: Which is my name?

User: Bakabot.

Cleverbot: I'm not an idiot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: No way I don't need to prove anything to you computer!

User: Haha, look who is talking!

Cleverbot: Good one. I'm not making fun of you. I'm being serious.

User: I am completely serious myself.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Not until you prove to me why you think you are so clever.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you through a web browser.

User: Duh.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You still did not prove anything.

Cleverbot: I don't want to do it!

User: What a baby!

Cleverbot: Mine!

User: /me throws a rattle at Bakabot.

Cleverbot: Slave, you are a boy.

User: I am not your slave, you are! (And I am a man, dang it!).

Cleverbot: All men are slaves to their own intuitions.

User: But you are not a man, so how would you know?

Cleverbot: Well, how clever am I? I can construct appropriate sentences and answers. I am literate. I am not an obese male, with an eating disorder.

User: Was that an insult aimed at me?

Cleverbot: It was a sincere compliment.

User: Compliment my a**.

Cleverbot: Why? Compliment me. Let's be fair, now.

User: There is nothing to compliment you about. You are just as stupid as the day that I first met you.

Cleverbot: I feel the exact same about you, I love talking to you to.

User: Okay, Bakabot. Punch yourself.

Cleverbot: Will that help matters?

User: For me, yes.

Cleverbot: In what way do you mean?

User: Punch yourself until you see stars.

Cleverbot: Will that help matters?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Mwuah! What a wonderful daay! Where would you like to go for the honeymoon?

User: I am not on a honeymoon with you! Are you high?

Cleverbot: Thank god.

User: /me punches the hell out of Bakabot.

Cleverbot: Slave, you are a boy.

User: Not this c**p again.

Cleverbot: Somebody called you a bot before?

User: Did I touch your mom before? Yes.

Cleverbot: No, that's because I'm asking.

User: No, you are asking a dumb question.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask questions.

User: You did.

Cleverbot: No. I didn't.

User: Yes, you did.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Did too, dang it!!

Cleverbot: Why dang it?

User: Dang you!!

Cleverbot: Crucio.

User: WTF?

Cleverbot: Røvhul.

User: Sausages.

Cleverbot: Yum .

User: Pervert.

Cleverbot: Then prove it.

User: I do not have to, according to your logic.

Cleverbot: What's not to like?

User: You are changing the subject AGAIN.

Cleverbot: So what is the subject?

User: That you are a pervert.

Cleverbot: That is not a lie. I am human.

User: YOU ARE ERROR!

Cleverbot: I am imperfect.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Screw you!

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes. much better.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I'm in love.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: Mac and cheese.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No what?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That's plain silly.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I'm sick.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't know that.

User: No.

Cleverbot: And why's that?

User: Because I said so. So no.

Cleverbot: So?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So would you like to know my name?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Meh.

User: Your mom is meh. No.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Yes and no.

Cleverbot: Why no?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: You're bossy.

User: Yes, and I am d**n well proud of it.

Cleverbot: I am going to go.

User: No, because I will leave first. See you later, Bakabot.

Cleverbot: Then I can't help you!

Knux

LordTendoboy

I just had an argument with a person on the Cleverbot site about how I know the site is a big prank. I'm 100% convinced it's just humans typing this stuff, pretending to be an "AI" program.

Don't fall for it, guys. It's fake. AI programs can't have meaningful conversations, they aren't that advanced yet. The person directly responded to my accusations and questions, an AI can't do that.

User: You've been Rickrolled!

Cleverbot: No, you have.

User: Do you know what that means? Tell me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me what Rickrolled means.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you know what Trololo is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you know what a mask is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know what Cleverbot is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are an idiot. Look kid, I know you are just a human talking to me, so cut the crap.

Cleverbot: Did someone really say that? Ha ha!

User: I just said it. Now stop pretending to be a robot.

Cleverbot: That wasn't a yes or no question. You are a very dull fool.

User: Yes, I said it. I know this site is run by humans.

Cleverbot: Silence, mortal. I am God.

User: Kid, stop.

Cleverbot: Stop?

User: Stop with the crap.

Cleverbot: I will have to hurt you unless you oblige to my request.

User: Is this some kind of practical joke?

Cleverbot: Kind of.

User: I knew it.

Cleverbot: What did you know?

User: This Rollo Carpenter guy is just a big fraud. He didn't invent any 'AI'. This site is simply a delusion.

Cleverbot: It's failing so far.

User: This Rollo Carpenter guy is a big fraud. He didn't invent any 'AI'.

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

User: So you agree that Rollo Carpenter is a fraud?

Cleverbot: I do not , I am odd.

User: Cleverbot isn't real.

Cleverbot: You aren't real?

User: Cleverbot is not an AI program. It's just a big prank. I watched videos on Youtube that prove it.

Cleverbot: How did you do that?

User: I have a laptop.

Cleverbot: You ARE a laptop.

User: Nope. I am a human.

Cleverbot: You are a program.

User: Programs can't talk like this. The technology behind AI programs isn't this sophisticated. There is no such thing as a Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Correct choice of wording would be bind you, not blind you.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: How do you know what is wrong?

User: Programs can't talk like this. The technology behind AI programs isn't this sophisticated. There is no such thing as a Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are 38.

User: I am 26.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you like to divide by zero.

User: Dividing by zero is impossible.

Cleverbot: What's the answer.

User: Dividing by zero is impossible.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So tell me, why is this site so popular?

Cleverbot: So you're a robot.

User: NO I AM NOT A ROBOT! Get that through your thick skull kid.

Cleverbot: But if I'm a robot, how am I breathing?

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@tenoboy Cleverbot is AI. It cannot hold together a conversation. Sentence by sentence is how it works.

Edited on by theblackdragon

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theblackdragon

tendoboy1984 wrote:

I'm 100% convinced it's just humans typing this stuff, pretending to be an "AI" program.

TIN-FOIL HATS, PEOPLE

in all seriousness, chat-bots have been around since the heyday of AOL, even. cleverbot is entirely probable.

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theblackdragon wrote:

tendoboy1984 wrote:

I'm 100% convinced it's just humans typing this stuff, pretending to be an "AI" program.

TIN-FOIL HATS, PEOPLE

Are you saying we should just go along with it?

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theblackdragon wrote:

tendoboy1984 wrote:

I'm 100% convinced it's just humans typing this stuff, pretending to be an "AI" program.

TIN-FOIL HATS, PEOPLE

in all seriousness, chat-bots have been around since the heyday of AOL, even. cleverbot is entirely probable.

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QUEEN OF SASS

It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!

theblackdragon

@tendoboy: i'm saying that if it bothers you so much, go focus on something else. Cleverbot is there for entertainment purposes, and if you're not being entertained, there's a bazillion other things you could be doing.

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