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Jax

Rulz:

A bad joke is a bad joke, not necessarily a dirty joke, I mean we all know about the man from Nantucket and what he can do.

Not even an offensive joke.

So remember, a bad joke is a bad joke.

I'll start:

What's black and white and red all over?

A badger in a blender.

See? Bad Joke.

Continue!

Edited on by theblackdragon

I have no idea what I'm doing.

3DS Friend Code: 1805 3460 4466

Meowpheel

We already had a thread like this, and TBD completely misunderstood my innocent bad joke back then.
Now I'm too scared to try again.

Edited on by Meowpheel

Meowph, that's right!

Oh look! A Morphloggery.
Oh! eShop Gurus.

Nintendo Network ID: Abgarok

LordJumpMad

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For you, the day LordJumpMad graced your threads, was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
[url=http://www.backloggery.com/jumpmad]Unive...

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Jax

Nice!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment

I have no idea what I'm doing.

3DS Friend Code: 1805 3460 4466

Electricmastro

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can tuna fish, but you can't tuna piano!

Edited on by Electricmastro

Backloggery. Now playing: 3D Dot Game Heroes, Donkey Kong, EarthBound Beginnings, Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams, and Pac-Man Championship Edition DX+.

Nintendo Network ID: Electricmastro

NImH

When you meet a substitute teacher in class, the proper greeting is, "what'sup-stitute?"

NintendoNerd since 1986. Dream Address: 4900-2590-0032 Town: DeNile My Sadloggery

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ADaviii

I got one!

A bill collector calls and reminds an owner of a bill he needs to pay.

The bill collector says, " Do you understand how many bills we have called into question?"

And he says "So far I only know of one! Me!"

GET IT!.....the owner's name is Bill!

Be kind to yourself and to others.

Zowolffo

This may sound offensive, but it truly is bad: [REDACTED] Please don't ban me!

Edited on by theblackdragon

Never Gonna Give Mew Up!

Nintendo Network ID: NJanders

theblackdragon

PROTIP: If you have to ask not to be banned after telling your joke, it's probably not appropriate for Nintendo Life. Please keep the Community Rules in mind, guys. Thank you! :3

edit: come on, keep it classy you guys, plz

Edited on by theblackdragon

BEST THREAD EVER
future of NL >:3
[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
[16:44] LztheBlehBird: James doesn't know the rules? For shame!!!
[16:44] Vintage: We have rules?
[16:44] Reala: don't expose the staff to sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight

Nintendo Network ID: gentlemen_cat | Twitter:

Lan

[REDACTED]
Ba dum tiss...

Edited on by theblackdragon

Lots of censorship here...
3DS: 1676-4603-1823
Dragon friend safari

Nintendo Network ID: Dylan1

SirSmugleaf

I've got one!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Coz she had no arms!!!

Knock, knock

Whose there?

NOT SALLY!!!!!

Currently playing: Rhythm Heaven, Minecraft (XBLA), Pokemon B/W 2, Halo 4, The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave, Fallblox, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (GCN)

Will be playing soon: Paper Mario: Sticker Star, Cave Story +, Wii U: NSMBU, Nintendo Land, (And lots more!)

SirSmugleaf

Prof_Clayton wrote:

Knock knock.Who's there?This thread.Oh gawd.

LOL! Even better than my Sally one!

Currently playing: Rhythm Heaven, Minecraft (XBLA), Pokemon B/W 2, Halo 4, The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave, Fallblox, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (GCN)

Will be playing soon: Paper Mario: Sticker Star, Cave Story +, Wii U: NSMBU, Nintendo Land, (And lots more!)

NinFreak

Why dont you get undressed in front of Pokemon?

Cause they might Pikachu

(insert witty signature here)

Nintendo Network ID: Ryano96

Wheels2050

From Failbook:

"How does someone come to the conclusion that a bike pump costs £20?"

"Inflation."

I used to have a blog link here. I'll put it back up when the blog has something to read.

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