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Topic: Bad Jokes!

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Jax

Jax

1. Posted:

Rulz:

A bad joke is a bad joke, not necessarily a dirty joke, I mean we all know about the man from Nantucket and what he can do.

Not even an offensive joke.

So remember, a bad joke is a bad joke.

I'll start:

What's black and white and red all over?

A badger in a blender.

See? Bad Joke.

Continue!

Edited on by theblackdragon

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MorpheelStaff

Morpheel

2. Posted:

We already had a thread like this, and TBD completely misunderstood my innocent bad joke back then.
Now I'm too scared to try again.

Edited on by Morpheel

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Undead_terror

Undead_terror

3. Posted:

what do you call a tree with no leafs? a nevergreen (opposite of a evergreen tree)

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LordJumpMad

LordJumpMad

4. Posted:

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Jax

Jax

5. Posted:

Nice!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment

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Electricmastro

Electricmastro

6. Posted:

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can tuna fish, but you can't tuna piano!

Edited on by Electricmastro

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Bankai

Bankai

7. Posted:

So a man walked into a bar...

It hurt.

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the_shpydar

the_shpydar

8. Posted:

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NImH

NImH

9. Posted:

When you meet a substitute teacher in class, the proper greeting is, "what'sup-stitute?"

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ADaviii

ADaviii

10. Posted:

I got one!

A bill collector calls and reminds an owner of a bill he needs to pay.

The bill collector says, " Do you understand how many bills we have called into question?"

And he says "So far I only know of one! Me!"

GET IT!.....the owner's name is Bill!

Be kind to yourself and to others.

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WildMan

WildMan

11. Posted:

This may sound offensive, but it truly is bad: [REDACTED] Please don't ban me!

Edited on by theblackdragon

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theblackdragonAdmin

theblackdragon

12. Posted:

PROTIP: If you have to ask not to be banned after telling your joke, it's probably not appropriate for Nintendo Life. Please keep the Community Rules in mind, guys. Thank you! :3

edit: come on, keep it classy you guys, plz :(

Edited on by theblackdragon

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Lan

Lan

13. Posted:

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Ba dum tiss...

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Lots of censorship here...
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SirSmugleaf

SirSmugleaf

14. Posted:

I've got one!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Coz she had no arms!!!

Knock, knock

Whose there?

NOT SALLY!!!!!

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Prof_Clayton

Prof_Clayton

15. Posted:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
This thread.
Oh gawd.

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SirSmugleaf

SirSmugleaf

16. Posted:

Prof_Clayton wrote:

Knock knock.Who's there?This thread.Oh gawd.

LOL! Even better than my Sally one!

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NinFreak

NinFreak

17. Posted:

Why dont you get undressed in front of Pokemon?

Cause they might Pikachu

(insert witty signature here)

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Wheels2050

Wheels2050

18. Posted:

From Failbook:

"How does someone come to the conclusion that a bike pump costs £20?"

"Inflation."

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the_shpydar

the_shpydar

19. Posted:

Prof_Clayton wrote:

Knock knock.Who's there?This thread.Oh gawd.

A winner is you. :)

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She-Ra is awesome. If you believe otherwise, you are clearly wrong. Also, Lindsey Stirling. Because violin awesomeness.
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CanisWolfred

CanisWolfred

20. Posted:

OlympicCho wrote:

So a man walked into a bar...

It hurt.

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