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6ch6ris6

that sally joke really got me xD

Steam: ACAB or 6ch6ris6
waiting for a pricedrop on switch

Reala

What's brown and sticky?

a stick!!!

Reala

KAHN

what's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot!

KAHN

3DS Friend Code: 1032-1301-2772 | Nintendo Network ID: Milkman12

KAHN

what's forrest gump's facebook password? 1forrest1

KAHN

3DS Friend Code: 1032-1301-2772 | Nintendo Network ID: Milkman12

Jax

BossJumpMad wrote:

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I do.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

3DS Friend Code: 1805 3460 4466

Jax

theblackdragon wrote:

PROTIP: If you have to ask not to be banned after telling your joke, it's probably not appropriate for Nintendo Life. Please keep the Community Rules in mind, guys. Thank you! :3

edit: come on, keep it classy you guys, plz

This. And thank you Moderators for helping keeping it classy... well, sort of classy. I mean, they are bad jokes.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

3DS Friend Code: 1805 3460 4466

Sir_Anthony

Why didn't Santa deliver presents to african kids
Because he doesn't exist
I now bad joke.....

Sir_Anthony

3DS Friend Code: 2621-2624-1857 | Nintendo Network ID: Acegamer-62

19Robb92
  • There once was a man who lost his left side. He's all right now.
  • If you ever need an ark to store two of every animal, don't worry, I Noah guy.

Edited on by 19Robb92

Looking forward to: No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Back

3DS Friend Code: 3007-8070-6318 | Nintendo Network ID: 19Robb92

KAHN

how much do batteries cost? nothing, they're free of charge!

KAHN

3DS Friend Code: 1032-1301-2772 | Nintendo Network ID: Milkman12

Banker-Style

I was once bitten by my Nintendog,so I had to have a Tetris jab.

Nintendo Network ID: Da-Banker
3DS XL FC:3265-6271-5244
In 3000 years time,people will remember the name,Da-Banker,for being such a [Censored]

Nintendo Network ID: Da-Banker

HADAA

One of us decided it was a good idea to burn down the nintendo HQ. The judge gave him a nintendo life sentence.

3DS friend code: 0989 1737 4397

kkslider5552000

Mickeymac wrote:

kkslider5552000 wrote:

I knew someone would post this, and I'm not surprised it was you.

The entire thing with Capcom depresses me unless I keep making jokes. So I do.

Bioshock is 10 years old. Let's play through its horrific environment and see why its so beloved!
LeT's PlAy BIOSHOCK < Link to LP

3DS friend code: 2878 - 9709 - 5054
Nintendo Network ID: Slider...

TheKingOfTown

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue

Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

PSN ID: CTID16

3DS Friend Code: 1891-1201-0412 | Nintendo Network ID: TheKingOfTown

KAHN

im reading a book about gravity... its hard to put down...
did you hear about the guy that got his left side cut off? hes alright now...
the police were called at a daycare because a toddler resisted a rest...
a new type of broom has been developed, and its sweeping the nation...
a boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat...
did you hear about those reversible jackets? i cant wait to see how they turn out...
i used to run an origami station, but it folded...
my first job was working in an orange juice factory, but i was canned because i couldnt concentrate...

KAHN

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