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Topic: Bad Jokes!

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pixelman

21. Posted:

OlympicCho wrote:

So a man walked into a bar...

It hurt.

Ahaha nice.

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6ch6ris6

22. Posted:

that sally joke really got me xD

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Reala

23. Posted:

What's brown and sticky?

a stick!!!

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Odnetnin

24. Posted:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other...

slide.

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KAHN

25. Posted:

what's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot!

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KAHN

26. Posted:

what's forrest gump's facebook password? 1forrest1

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Kyloctopus

27. Posted:

0LD_SK0OL_PUNK wrote:

what's forrest gump's facebook password? 1forrest1

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Jax

28. Posted:

BossJumpMad wrote:

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I do.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

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Jax

29. Posted:

theblackdragon wrote:

PROTIP: If you have to ask not to be banned after telling your joke, it's probably not appropriate for Nintendo Life. Please keep the Community Rules in mind, guys. Thank you! :3

edit: come on, keep it classy you guys, plz :(

This. And thank you Moderators for helping keeping it classy... well, sort of classy. I mean, they are bad jokes.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

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Miss_Pixelheart

30. Posted:

Why didn't Santa deliver presents to african kids
Because he doesn't exist
I now bad joke.....

I can assure you, I'm not a cat. Do not let others fool you though

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kkslider5552000

31. Posted:

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I have a Let's Play channel? How?!

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19Robb92

32. Posted:

  • There once was a man who lost his left side. He's all right now.
  • If you ever need an ark to store two of every animal, don't worry, I Noah guy.

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KAHN

33. Posted:

how much do batteries cost? nothing, they're free of charge!

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Banker-Style

34. Posted:

I was once bitten by my Nintendog,so I had to have a Tetris jab.

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CanisWolfred

35. Posted:

I knew someone would post this, and I'm not surprised it was you. :P

Doesn't talk about games.

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HADAA

36. Posted:

One of us decided it was a good idea to burn down the nintendo HQ. The judge gave him a nintendo life sentence.

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kkslider5552000

37. Posted:

Mickeymac wrote:

I knew someone would post this, and I'm not surprised it was you. :P

The entire thing with Capcom depresses me unless I keep making jokes. So I do.

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Marvelz

38. Posted:

what's white, black, white, black, white, black, RED? A penguin that rolled down a hill and hit a rock.

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TheKingOfTown

39. Posted:

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue

Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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KAHN

40. Posted:

im reading a book about gravity... its hard to put down...
did you hear about the guy that got his left side cut off? hes alright now...
the police were called at a daycare because a toddler resisted a rest...
a new type of broom has been developed, and its sweeping the nation...
a boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat...
did you hear about those reversible jackets? i cant wait to see how they turn out...
i used to run an origami station, but it folded...
my first job was working in an orange juice factory, but i was canned because i couldnt concentrate...

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