I hope you don't find my puns unbearable

Teddie

The shadow knows.

About Me: I'm currently hot on the trail of a serial murderer. He's tricky, and seems to have the ability to travel between dimensions, but he'd better watch out. I'm going to catch him, and, when I do, I'm going to place him under Kodiak arrest. Did you enjoy that bear pun? If so, add me to your party for another fifteen thousand of them!

Location: Inaba

Ethnicity: Ursine

Hair: Fuzzy wuzzy

Eyes: Only for you, baby.

Occupation: Bear necessity

I would like to meet: I'd love to get together with my relatives from the country for a jamboree. But most of all, I'd like to meet you! You must be pretty special; I've heard that nobody else can prevent forest fires.

I like to play the following sports: I tried out for the bowling league, but I was told I needed a pair of special shoes. I knew immediately that it wasn't for me. After all, I'll always have bear feet. Wocka wocka!

My exercise regime consists of: Sit­ups. Shadow boxing. Speed dating. Stealing pic­a­nic baskets.

My favourite music: "After Midnight" by Eric Clapton, "Bearly Breathing" by Duncan Sheik, "Incense & Peppermints" by Strawbeary Alarm Clock

My favourite movies: Videodrome, Poltergeist, Stay Tuned, Pinocchio

My favourite TV shows: B.J. and the Bear, The Bachelor, Freaks and Geeks, Gentle Ben, Uncomfortably Flirtatious Ben

My dream is to: Figure out how in the heck I managed to sprout a teenage boy inside of me. Also, like all classic video game characters, I'm looking to score.

On a first date I'd like to: Take you back to my place, where we will share a romantic night of being chased through a strip club by demonic manifestations of your insecurities. You'll have to forgive me. My...uh...concept of romance is a bit skewed.