You haven't heard of jumping, have you?

Splash Woman

Who wants Trident?

About Me: I am a robot designed to operate underwater, because I guess Dr. Wily didn't have enough of those that could do that already. I was actually built by Dr. Light but turned evil, which probably sounds like a big deal, but that kind of thing happens on a weekly basis around here.

Location: Down where it's wetter

Ethnicity: Mermaid

Hair: Aqua Net

Eyes: Watery

Occupation: Siren

I would like to meet: Somebody who's never played a Mega Man before and doesn't realize you can jump. I'd also be glad to meet a mad scientist who'd remember to clean my tank every once in a while.

I like to play the following sports: I consider myself more of a musician. I'm always practicing my scales.

My exercise regime consists of: Swimming back and forth over the same 18 tiles or so. I guess I could take up another activity, but what could it be? I just can't fathom...

My favourite music: "Sea Legs" by The Shins, "Cannonball" by The Breeders, anything by Phish or Frank Ocean

My favourite movies: Fire Man Can't Jump, Splash, A Fish Called Wanda, The Little Mermaid, The Life Aquatic with Aqua Man

My favourite TV shows: Tanked, Sealab 2021, Breaker High, Better Call Squall

My dream is to: Sacrifice my beautiful voice for a pair of legs. That way I could walk on land and meet a handsome prince to brutally disembowel with my Laser Trident.

On a first date I'd like to: Tell you all about my life underwater. Yes, I know you have stories of your own, but you'd never believe the kinds of things I've seen down here. For instance, a few years ago, I saw Mr. Peanut. Pretty neat, right? Well, it wasn't just Mr. Peanut. See, Mr. Peanut was hosting a family reunion, and the whole reason he had to have it down here was because his family was far too big. He tried renting a venue on land, but the largest one he could find only had a capacity of 5,000. Unfortunately for him, his family was four times that size. I guess he got in touch with Dr. Wily or something, because he ultimately ended up renting out the bathysphere right near my house. It was quite an event, and I enjoyed watching it. After all, it had been a long time since I'd seen 20,000 legumes under the sea.