Muscle March (WiiWare)

Game Profile

Muscle March is a quirky Japanese action game stuffed full of macho bodybuilders.

The all mighty protein powder has been stolen so it’s up to Tony and his muscle-bound crew to catch the thieves. Choose from a variety of perfectly molded superstars and bring these terrible villains to justice. As each thief attempts their escape, they will smash through walls while making a variety of poses. You must match these poses to fit through the holes and catch up to the thieves. The protein powder will be yours again!

Flex your muscles by yourself or with up to four friends in turn based macho excitement.

Posing for a few minutes not enough? Enjoy Endless mode until your muscles bulge and explode!

The all new Polar-Bear-in-a-Swimsuit Engine will take bodybuilding to a level beyond your imagination!


  • 7 Excited Bodybuilders Ready for Action!
  • Eternal Mode for up to 4 Players!
  • 3 Difficulty Levels for every Size Muscle!
  • A Polar Bear!

Game Review


USA USA Version

Posted by Jon Wahlgren

Weird doesn't even begin to describe it

Someone has stolen your stash of muscle-pumping creatine! Quick, assemble the burliest speedo-clad men, women and polar bears in town, chase the thief through walls and bury them under a pile of men! Dash, pose, flex!Muscle March is the kind of game that...

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User Comments (19)



James said:

Doesn't the third screenshot say "dorobo--", which means "thief"? I don't know why I'm asking - it's not like it could make the game any weirder.




StarBoy91 said:

[Looks at banner]
So that's where one of Brutus' avatars originated from.
Cool. A polar bear for a character.



Capt_N said:

In the words of Lucius Fox from The Dark Knight, "Beautiful, unethical, immoral..." "This is wrong..."

But I think the vids pretty funny, & I hope all those that want this enjoy it... :)



Curt said:

I don't know what shocked me more... the game footage, or the E10+ rating this game was given.



Tsuchinoko said:

omg, the game is only just okay, if not a little broken with its mechanics, but that commercial had to be one of the best i've seen in years. Worth the 500 points i would say, its all the same silly humor.



Starwolf_UK said:

800 points for Europe? I hope it flops on the principle alone. Europe gets whacked three times, first it not coming out for nearly 2 months, second it being 300 points, third it being more even at 500 points (€5>$5) let alone 800.



FonistofCruxis said:

They've probably lost a lot of European customers by making this 800 points. I'm also surprised at it being a 3+

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