Muscle March is a quirky Japanese action game stuffed full of macho bodybuilders.
The all mighty protein powder has been stolen so it’s up to Tony and his muscle-bound crew to catch the thieves. Choose from a variety of perfectly molded superstars and bring these terrible villains to justice. As each thief attempts their escape, they will smash through walls while making a variety of poses. You must match these poses to fit through the holes and catch up to the thieves. The protein powder will be yours again!
Flex your muscles by yourself or with up to four friends in turn based macho excitement.
Posing for a few minutes not enough? Enjoy Endless mode until your muscles bulge and explode!
The all new Polar-Bear-in-a-Swimsuit Engine will take bodybuilding to a level beyond your imagination!
FEATURES:
- 7 Excited Bodybuilders Ready for Action!
- Eternal Mode for up to 4 Players!
- 3 Difficulty Levels for every Size Muscle!
- A Polar Bear!









#1
Philip_J_Reed said:
10/10
#2
cheetahman91 said:
I cannot believe this game is leaving Japan.
#3
James said:
Doesn't the third screenshot say "dorobo--", which means "thief"? I don't know why I'm asking - it's not like it could make the game any weirder.
Insta-buy.
#4
IAmNotWill said:
wtf....?
#5
StarBoy91 said:
[Looks at banner]
So that's where one of Brutus' avatars originated from.
Cool. A polar bear for a character.
#6
reborn said:
It reminds me a bit one minigame of Rythm Paradise.
#7
SSBFan_12 said:
I dont even know what to say about this~!
#8
Capt_N said:
In the words of Lucius Fox from The Dark Knight, "Beautiful, unethical, immoral..." "This is wrong..."
But I think the vids pretty funny, & I hope all those that want this enjoy it...
#9
Curt said:
I don't know what shocked me more... the game footage, or the E10+ rating this game was given.
#10
wiggie123 said:
I smell game of the year
#11
Tsuchinoko said:
omg, the game is only just okay, if not a little broken with its mechanics, but that commercial had to be one of the best i've seen in years. Worth the 500 points i would say, its all the same silly humor.
#12
Roebuck said:
Love the commercial!!
#13
Tsuchinoko said:
I hate Mech Muscle....so much....
#14
angel_m_rivera_colla said:
A polar bear!
#15
Adamant said:
A polar bear from NORWAY.
Worth the 500 for that alone.
#16
Starwolf_UK said:
800 points for Europe? I hope it flops on the principle alone. Europe gets whacked three times, first it not coming out for nearly 2 months, second it being 300 points, third it being more even at 500 points (€5>$5) let alone 800.
#17
FonistofCruxis said:
They've probably lost a lot of European customers by making this 800 points. I'm also surprised at it being a 3+
#18
Koto said:
I love this game! My absolute favorite WiiWare game, 10/10!
#19
Zach said:
What a wonderful trailer!