Topic: You KNOW You Suck At Video Games When...

When you can't even start a game up.

....When you actually lose at a Happy Holiday "game".

. . . When you lose to the computer player in the training mode in SSB.
. . . When you lose to a goomba in Paper Mario.

...when you actually get a Happy Holiday "game". I don't have one, so that means I'm awesome!

My cousin has actually beaten one of those dirty cheaters in an online race. I guess that means the hacker sucks, and/or my cousin actually is a god at that game like he claims (or did he say that about SSBM?).

You know you suck when Link dies in Ocarina...while riding Epona on the title screen! (Not actually possible...I don't think...)
Oh, or when you fall off the only cliff in Coconut Mall. (Actually, that's pretty hard to do. I can't do that on purpose. Maybe I'm wrong?)

... if you think that a "Pong" has something to do with drugs.

When you get a game over before clearing the first maze in Pac-Man

You know you stink at video games when the only thing you do is reset your game over and over for no reason [never really happened]

lol. i beat someone on pbr who had hacked legendarys, and i still won!
on topic- when you try to play brawl with the wii remote pointing at the screen even after being told more than 3 times.

You know you suck at video games when you make a game about grilling hotdogs and such your first Wiware purchase

Yeah, in Sonic CD if you don't move for 2 minutes Sonic kills himself.

When while playing Super Mario Bros, you save the Goomba's, stomp on the mushrooms, and eat the princess.

Really? I never played it, I want to play it just to see that happen.

Back on topic: . . .When you get stuck and pause the game to take a break and your little brother/sister comes up and finishes the game.

...When Tetris 1D is the only Tetris you're good at.

When you play Pac-Man and come out with a score of 100

When you play Final Fantasy games...

jk

lol

when your pokemon goes down 3 levels

When Kirby chokes to death.

When you get killed by a door in Cave Story. Or jump off a cliff and are never seen again. Both possible, but I (mostly) only do it on purpose.