Topic: You KNOW You Suck At Video Games When...

...you demand silence, and when you die, you blame it on someone else talking.

when you do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrrvkPo7TZ4

Funny story about my mom. When we had an N64 we got her to try Diddy Kong Racing. It took her over 30 tries to beat Ancient Lake (the first course). Even better, remember how the N64 controller had 3 extensions - dpad, analog stick, rest of the buttons? She was trying to hold the dpad extension and reach all the way over to the analog stick. After about the 10th try she started complaining, and we just busted out laughing and showed her how to actually hold it. It still took her another 20 tries.

Don't mess with her at tetris though. Lets just say I may have gotten a GBC for Xmas one year, but I still always had to use my brother's.

You die in the first level of SMB3 after playing it for 20 years

When you can't get past the very first level in Super Mario Bros.

....when you try to throw someone off the edge in New Super Mario Bros. Wii but then end up going with off with them.

When you get a game over on the title screen.

When u push the Red Button when it says clearly to NOT PUSH THE RED BUTTON!

when you lick the screen of your DS.

Hey I thought it would taste like ice cream!

When I face the corner and jump up and down in some Halo 3 battle yelling "I KEEL YOU!! I KEEL YOU!!!" for fifteen minutes.

You know you stink at video games if you claim that you can play them with your eyes closed when the truth is that's not the case [never really happened, just something I just thought of].

When you get hit by the first goomba in Super Mario Bros.

You've played Call of Duty 4 online everyday for hours at a time the past 3 weeks, and not once gained enough kills to call in an airstrike or helicopter, much less place higher than 3rd in a free for all.

if you use the terms "hardcore" and "casual"

Lol... sorry I didnt mean to laugh, but a buddy of mine has the same problem. In all the coutless hours Ive played with him Ive seen him get ONE chopper and that was from a Care Package in MW2 lol.

You can't beat Flash Man in Mega Man 2.

You know you suck at videogames....if you brake into a cold sweat every time you see a goomba.

When you die against Negative Man (from Mother 3).

.....if you hacked MarioKart Wii...................and STILL couldn't win at it.