Topic: You KNOW You Suck At Video Games When...

...when you get a game over in Mario Paint

After the hundredth time of falling into a meter wide pit, the character you control just walks away to go back home.

When Sonic ends the game by jumping off the screen and losing a life. ...Oh...wait... [That actually happens in one game.]

...you post these silly threads instead of playing them.

....when you can't get past the first Goomba in Supermario Bro.s

...u realize how good i am (pft, jks)

...when you get game over during the tutorial fight/battle/whatever...of an RPG.

@longtimegamer: I hate when that happens, stupid Goomba! One time I ran straight into it, without even thinking to jump. After I just kind went...what just happened?

When You can't unlock Jigglypuff in SSB64 and SSBM.

when Glass Joe defeats you in Punch Out!!(NES)

When you've played ET since it first came out and still don't know how to get out of pits.

When you have to see the doctor for the nasty chest cough you developed after playing, and losing, at Dr. Mario.

Extra minus points if you ask your mother/girlfriend to fake a sick letter...

...you can't even plug the console to a tv.

When you can't even do good on Mario Party/Rhythm Heaven pre-game practive.

when you can't get past one star on any exercise in Wii Fit.

you get stuck on the title screen

When you can't tell the difference between a Wiimote and a remote.

@VGP: That's harsh on people that are good gamers and can't complete that game, since it is effing hard.

...when you start trying to play a game by touching the DS' top screen.

@Wiiloveit: I think he was joking

...when you can't figure out the Wii menu.

lol i promse you guys that happened to one of my friends the moms first time playing too lol

...when you can't find the B button on a remote.

...When Glass Joe defeats you