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Turbo_Genesis_64

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I think the dumbest thing I ever heard was at a wedding.

I'll setup the scene. The best man was like the drunk frat boy type. He goes to give his big speech at the reception to the bride and groom. And he basically said: "I was going to prepare a speech, but I think I'm going to wing it! When I first knew the groom we were living a crazy and reckless life, but since he has met her, he has made a complete 360!!!"

He said that with a straight face not knowing that he should've said 180 instead. I'm sure he majored in buisness, that's why our country is so screwed up these days.

So do guys have any fun stories of people saying stupid stuff?

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Mabbit

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usually its me saying the stupidest things like during grammar class i randomly started singing: "Bo bo bo sing a like a dinosaur! its goes like a rata tat boom doom baba babababa! and then your spiraling down! what, yes, no!"

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Yeah a worker that does Guest Service work (at my Target) was saying that thunder is created when clouds collide into one another. which is not true thunder is caused by friction and also it is the after sound of lightning since lightning travels so fast you can not hear it strike you can see it but thats the truth thunder is the sound of lightning after a strike its basic friction i laughed for a good while thinking clouds colliding with another? xD! not trying to be mean but i think almost Anyone knows that :D.

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I went into my Wal-Mart and asked the entertainment lady (which are all idiots by the way, they were trying to see a game called Wario Land: SMASH It!) if they had any points cards for NINTENDO. She walks me over to the Xbox 360 section and I'm thinking to myself, "Why are they over here?" She points to the 360 points cards and says that's all we have and she walked away. Now, they didn't have any Nintendo points cards, but that still wasn't all they had. They also had PSN point cards, and she's so stupid she sent me to the wrong place!

Not really a dumb saying, but she WAS incredibly stupid.

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Debating with someone for an hour about how Zelda and Mario are not series when I had to stick up for my two favorite franchises say your a friggen' idiot. An hour after we started arguing he discovered that he ment, they didn't have a main storyline not they weren't a series and that pissed me off alone. I told him that Mario and Zelda had story lines just not as advanced as other franchises.

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The dumbest thing I ever heard myself say was to a cop who told me to either get off my skateboard or get in his backseat.... so I said "you want me to get in your backseat? Are you some kind of (insert derogatory term describing male homosexuals here)?" That stupid remark got me several long hours in a jail cell with just a few steel bars between me and some crackhead who described in detail what he would like to do with my "white ass".

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What the heck were you thinking Bikeage?!?

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I was in history class and we were talking about how the Spartans chose the babies to live or die. I then asked my teacher, "how do they know if its a boy or a girl?"

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I've heard too many stupid things in my life(and at least half of them were on forums), it's too hard to choose just one.:P

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I was talking to my brother about how ethanol burns seals in cars faster than gasoline, if the car is not fitted with the proper equipment. My sister (who was there for the entire conversation mind you) almost cried and said "Those poor baby seals! Why would anyone want to burn them?!?!" sadly she was not kidding....

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Adam

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Once someone told me I was not the awesomest person ever. I couldn't stop laughing. What a guy.

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A person at school said this:

"OMG why is the rain so wet!?"

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weirdadam wrote:

Once someone told me I was not the awesomest person ever. I couldn't stop laughing. What a guy.

I met that guy! He told me the same thing. Must be a serial dumbthingsayer.

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sexy poker was released today I found that dumb

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"If Adam were a smoked meat..."

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AlexSays

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I once said boats can't float.

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SonicMaster

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My sister said her friend said, "One day I'm gonna sail overseas to canada."

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My friends always say retarded things. One time during school my friend said he "dropped his books on his desk", another time this kid said he's always "glad to service" my friend, in which we burst in to laughter.

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someone at my school called someone a stalker and they said back too bad i dont know what that is. then they fell down the stairs :P

Some ones also told me i wasn't the awesomest person ever. i just laughed in his face :P

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