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1. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 07:52 BST
I think the dumbest thing I ever heard was at a wedding.
I'll setup the scene. The best man was like the drunk frat boy type. He goes to give his big speech at the reception to the bride and groom. And he basically said: "I was going to prepare a speech, but I think I'm going to wing it! When I first knew the groom we were living a crazy and reckless life, but since he has met her, he has made a complete 360!!!"
He said that with a straight face not knowing that he should've said 180 instead. I'm sure he majored in buisness, that's why our country is so screwed up these days.
So do guys have any fun stories of people saying stupid stuff?
Edited on Mon 3rd August, 2009 @ 08:02 by Turbo_Genesis_64
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2. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 08:00 BST
usually its me saying the stupidest things like during grammar class i randomly started singing: "Bo bo bo sing a like a dinosaur! its goes like a rata tat boom doom baba babababa! and then your spiraling down! what, yes, no!"
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3. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 08:00 BST
Yeah a worker that does Guest Service work (at my Target) was saying that thunder is created when clouds collide into one another. which is not true thunder is caused by friction and also it is the after sound of lightning since lightning travels so fast you can not hear it strike you can see it but thats the truth thunder is the sound of lightning after a strike its basic friction i laughed for a good while thinking clouds colliding with another? xD! not trying to be mean but i think almost Anyone knows that .
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4. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 08:05 BST
I went into my Wal-Mart and asked the entertainment lady (which are all idiots by the way, they were trying to see a game called Wario Land: SMASH It!) if they had any points cards for NINTENDO. She walks me over to the Xbox 360 section and I'm thinking to myself, "Why are they over here?" She points to the 360 points cards and says that's all we have and she walked away. Now, they didn't have any Nintendo points cards, but that still wasn't all they had. They also had PSN point cards, and she's so stupid she sent me to the wrong place!
Not really a dumb saying, but she WAS incredibly stupid.
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5. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 08:07 BST
Debating with someone for an hour about how Zelda and Mario are not series when I had to stick up for my two favorite franchises say your a friggen' idiot. An hour after we started arguing he discovered that he ment, they didn't have a main storyline not they weren't a series and that pissed me off alone. I told him that Mario and Zelda had story lines just not as advanced as other franchises.
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6. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 08:21 BST
The dumbest thing I ever heard myself say was to a cop who told me to either get off my skateboard or get in his backseat.... so I said "you want me to get in your backseat? Are you some kind of (insert derogatory term describing male homosexuals here)?" That stupid remark got me several long hours in a jail cell with just a few steel bars between me and some crackhead who described in detail what he would like to do with my "white ass".
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7. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 08:22 BST
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8. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 08:28 BST
What the heck were you thinking Bikeage?!?
9. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 08:37 BST
I was in history class and we were talking about how the Spartans chose the babies to live or die. I then asked my teacher, "how do they know if its a boy or a girl?"
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10. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 08:52 BST
I've heard too many stupid things in my life(and at least half of them were on forums), it's too hard to choose just one.
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11. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 09:22 BST
I was talking to my brother about how ethanol burns seals in cars faster than gasoline, if the car is not fitted with the proper equipment. My sister (who was there for the entire conversation mind you) almost cried and said "Those poor baby seals! Why would anyone want to burn them?!?!" sadly she was not kidding....
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12. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 14:38 BST
Once someone told me I was not the awesomest person ever. I couldn't stop laughing. What a guy.
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13. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 14:41 BST
A person at school said this:
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14. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 14:41 BST
I met that guy! He told me the same thing. Must be a serial dumbthingsayer.
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15. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 15:00 BST
sexy poker was released today I found that dumb
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16. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 15:21 BST
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17. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 16:44 BST
I once said boats can't float.
Edited on Mon 3rd August, 2009 @ 16:55 by AlexSays
18. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 16:47 BST
My sister said her friend said, "One day I'm gonna sail overseas to canada."
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19. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 16:50 BST
My friends always say retarded things. One time during school my friend said he "dropped his books on his desk", another time this kid said he's always "glad to service" my friend, in which we burst in to laughter.
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20. Posted: Mon 3rd Aug 2009 16:51 BST
someone at my school called someone a stalker and they said back too bad i dont know what that is. then they fell down the stairs
Some ones also told me i wasn't the awesomest person ever. i just laughed in his face
Edited on Mon 3rd August, 2009 @ 16:51 by SMEXIZELDAMAN
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