Topic: What's the Dumbest Thing You Ever Heard Anybody Say!

yesterday:
Professor writes something on the blackboard and underlines it in red.
Student (22 years old...) shouts across the auditorium: "Can i pick a different color or do i have to underline it in red?"
made my day. totally. he was serious.

My father said his father said his nephew said his brother said his son typed this as his first Command Line operation:

Login: yes
Password: i dont have one
password is incorrect

Login: yes
Password: incorrect

@Cheezy: lol, i remember those threads... well-played, sir

anyway, '43 weird things said at job interviews' = relevant to this thread, methinks. :3

That's happened to me too, but was more like "I would like a nintendo points card please," and she replied, :"for XBox?" hmmm.

One time I heard my camp counsellor say the sun is hot. We all laughed at her for the whole session for that.

Haha LOL!!!

Well I heard about a person who actively searched around his keyboard looking for the "Any Key" to no avail.

Whilst at Disney last year, some chap was in the disabled line waiting for bus in his mobility scooter. When everyone was on, someone asked him what was his reason for using one, did he have problems walking or...

"Nah, I have type 2 diabetes."

My mother has type 2 diabetes and has to use a scooter much of the time as well.

The trouble and strife has type 2 diabetes, she's not in one. ...atlhough thinking about it, she'd probably like to be. The diabetes isn't what was dumb, it was the way the guy dived into seats and then ran back and forth from child to child in his group. Surely if he needed a scooter that much, he'd not be able to do that for the 20 min bus ride?

Graphics matter in a games quality.
Halo is the best game ever.
Blah, blah, 360 fanboyisim, blah, blah, violent games rock, blah, blah, Nintendo sucks.
I pity the fool.

Well, I have had about 5 people in the last month tell me with a straight face that "Transfromers 2" is the best film ever made.

Anything from the Zelda CD-i games, but I think "I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!" is the most hilariously bad and completely random quote in the entire thing.

Thinking on it, that does make Link sound like something of a psychopath. The equivalent "real word" expression would be something like, "I can't wait to dismember some angry dogs."

...eep.

what about "I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole Octorok!" or whatever that line was? DDD: eww...

@theblackdragon: That line was laughably bad as well, but it least it had some kind of context. The King was just wondering what was for dinner. It's disgusting, but I guess it makes a little sense, unlike bombing Dodongos. Remember, he said that right after the King said "If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link." Basically Link wanted the King to die so that he could bomb Dodongos for the heck of it, and that's probably the sickest part about it.

Your blind as a keese!

I rofl'd so hard!

"The Wii doesn't have a storage problem."

When it was said prior to 3/09, that is...

Post of the day.

Also, my friend once said that the Wii doesn't have great games. He also said that games that are coming out in the future don't matter.

My uncle once said, "I have a Nintendo 2600."

@theblackdragon & PhoenixSage: Ha, I hate those games. "MMMM I can sell you bombs. As long as you have enough rupees. You want it? It's yours my friend!"

People make fun on YouTube about this DragonBall Z line, too:

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power levels?"

"IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!"