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dude

yesterday:
Professor writes something on the blackboard and underlines it in red.
Student (22 years old...) shouts across the auditorium: "Can i pick a different color or do i have to underline it in red?"
made my day. totally. he was serious.

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pixelman

My father said his father said his nephew said his brother said his son typed this as his first Command Line operation:

Login: yes
Password: i dont have one
password is incorrect

Login: yes
Password: incorrect

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theblackdragon

@Cheezy: lol, i remember those threads... well-played, sir

anyway, '43 weird things said at job interviews' = relevant to this thread, methinks. :3

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I went into my Wal-Mart and asked the entertainment lady (which are all idiots by the way, they were trying to see a game called Wario Land: SMASH It!) if they had any points cards for NINTENDO. She walks me over to the Xbox 360 section and I'm thinking to myself, "Why are they over here?" She points to the 360 points cards and says that's all we have and she walked away.

That's happened to me too, but was more like "I would like a nintendo points card please," and she replied, :"for XBox?" hmmm.

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One time I heard my camp counsellor say the sun is hot. We all laughed at her for the whole session for that.

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Rensch

pixelman wrote:

My father said his father said his nephew said his brother said his son typed this as his first Command Line operation:

Login: yes
Password: i dont have one
password is incorrect

Login: yes
Password: incorrect

Haha LOL!!!

Well I heard about a person who actively searched around his keyboard looking for the "Any Key" to no avail.

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eripmav

Whilst at Disney last year, some chap was in the disabled line waiting for bus in his mobility scooter. When everyone was on, someone asked him what was his reason for using one, did he have problems walking or...

"Nah, I have type 2 diabetes."

eripmav

Corbs

My mother has type 2 diabetes and has to use a scooter much of the time as well.

Plain old gamer :)

eripmav

The trouble and strife has type 2 diabetes, she's not in one. ...atlhough thinking about it, she'd probably like to be. The diabetes isn't what was dumb, it was the way the guy dived into seats and then ran back and forth from child to child in his group. Surely if he needed a scooter that much, he'd not be able to do that for the 20 min bus ride?

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I pity the fool.

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Noire

Anything from the Zelda CD-i games, but I think "I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!" is the most hilariously bad and completely random quote in the entire thing.

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Philip_J_Reed

PhoenixSage wrote:

Anything from the Zelda CD-i games, but I think "I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!" is the most hilariously bad and completely random quote in the entire thing.

Thinking on it, that does make Link sound like something of a psychopath. The equivalent "real word" expression would be something like, "I can't wait to dismember some angry dogs."

...eep.

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theblackdragon

PhoenixSage wrote:

Anything from the Zelda CD-i games, but I think "I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!" is the most hilariously bad and completely random quote in the entire thing.

what about "I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole Octorok!" or whatever that line was? DDD: eww...

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Noire

@theblackdragon: That line was laughably bad as well, but it least it had some kind of context. The King was just wondering what was for dinner. It's disgusting, but I guess it makes a little sense, unlike bombing Dodongos. Remember, he said that right after the King said "If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link." Basically Link wanted the King to die so that he could bomb Dodongos for the heck of it, and that's probably the sickest part about it.

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Bring_Back_Pluto

theblackdragon wrote:

PhoenixSage wrote:

Anything from the Zelda CD-i games, but I think "I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!" is the most hilariously bad and completely random quote in the entire thing.

what about "I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole Octorok!" or whatever that line was? DDD: eww...

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"The Wii doesn't have a storage problem."

When it was said prior to 3/09, that is...

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Xkhaoz wrote:

Graphics matter in a games quality.
Halo is the best game ever.
Blah, blah, 360 fanboyisim, blah, blah, violent games rock, blah, blah, Nintendo sucks.
I pity the fool.

Post of the day.

Also, my friend once said that the Wii doesn't have great games. He also said that games that are coming out in the future don't matter.

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@theblackdragon & PhoenixSage: Ha, I hate those games. "MMMM I can sell you bombs. As long as you have enough rupees. You want it? It's yours my friend!"

People make fun on YouTube about this DragonBall Z line, too:

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power levels?"

"IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!"

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