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81. Posted:

Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.
Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make Orlick
Orlick marries Superman and make Terranigma
Terranigma murders Corbie, making Feenie a desperate widow. Tarranigma and Feenie get married and make Ricardo91 and irken004
irken004 and pixelman get married and make Sylverstone and DarkG.
DarkG marries megaboomface2 and makes Mickeymac.
Terranigma marries Adam and they have Twighlight Crow
Sean Aaron marries Daemon and they have RebeccaGunn
RebeccaGunn goes back in her ancestory and marries Chicken Brutus, who make Stevie and Super Smash Bros. Fan1999. Feenie, in her desperate struggle with losing her husbands, marries Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, making cheetaman 91 and Starboy
cheetaman 91, not wanting to go through the pain that his mother went through, marries Princess Peach, KnucklesSonic8, Bass X0, and Cheezy. That way, if one of them dies/files a divorce, then he'll still have some left over.
Starboy, learning how screwed up his family is, doesn't marry, and lives a happy single life.
Bass X0 cheats on cheetaman with Token Girl. They make Min and malnin
Adam revives Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, who wants to just die in peace. He then goes super sayin and tries to destroy the thread. Dazza, the ant of the spicy pizza orchard, forces Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 to marry him, going to the top of the family orchard. They then make Xkhoaz, Digiki, Dragoon, and LEGEND MARIOD.
Jalapeño marries WolfRamHeart, but Jalapeño needs people to give him a loan to get fertility treatments to have kids. He then uses the sperm bazooka, They have SonicMaster and KanrakusPizza
Feenie, learning Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 would probably leave her, took the advice that cheetaman91 gave her and married Pixelman, who helped give birth to Motang, married irken004, who gave birth to Starfox, married Twighlight Crow, who gave birth to smithers, and married lockd, who gave birth to 110percentful.
110percentful marries Reala later in life who produces Outrunner.
lz2009 then made everyone explode. Or so he thought....
The ant, Dazza, refused to let the Pizza Orchard to die out, so he used all of his power to revive everybody. In turn, Dazza was with very little power left, unfit to be the ant. Thus, he gave the position of the ant to the newly revived Corbie, who in turn re-married Feenie, who made RandomWiiPlayer.
Terranigma, enraged at Corbie coming back, attempts to murder him a second time. Corbie's new power as the ant, however, make him invincible to moral attacks. His best bet was to kill his newly born son, RandomWiiPlayer. Corbie sheds 1 million tears, until discovering that some of RandomWiiPlayer's DNA is still intact. Upon this wondrous discovery, he makes 10 clones of RandomWiiPlayer, the third being the RandomWiiPlayer we know today.
lz2009 and dragon decided to have a big argument with a bunch of trash talking and for some reason this gave birth to Dazza again
TheBlackDragon marries everyone. She has one child, whose mother is Feenie, who gives birth to Konata.
Lz2009 splits into 1000 clones of himself. Now there are 1001 Lz's to ruin everyone's fun, especially Feenie.
Konata and Xkhoaz marry and give birth to Toon Link.
Feenie goes off and marries 22 of the clones of her firstborn son, lz2009. They give birth to Wiiman 10, Sonic_brawler95, and Bobpie.

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82. Posted:

theblackdragon wrote:

I hereby nominate this thread for Hall of Fame status.
it had to be done...

While we're at it, I nominate tin-foil hats for Hall of Fame status.

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83. Posted:

@pix: that's a good nomination. you saw today's update thread on the forums, right? ;)

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84. Posted:

KanrakusPizza goes in his private jet and launches bombs onto the pizza orchard. Everyone blows up. The end.

wont be on here anymore

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85. Posted:

theblackdragon wrote:

@pix: that's a good nomination. you saw today's update thread on the forums, right? ;)

NO. WHERE.

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86. Posted:

If I split into 1000 clones, then they would..........shut up! Lz clones pile on pixelman and suffocate him

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87. Posted:

moomoo wrote:

Feenie goes off and marries 22 of the clones of her firstborn son, lz2009. They give birth to Wiiman 10, Sonic_brawler95, and Bobpie.

And with that, this thread lost all semblance of reality.

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88. Posted:

@pix: i edited my post with the link! click it! :D

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89. Posted:

PhoenixSage wrote:

moomoo wrote:

Feenie goes off and marries 22 of the clones of her firstborn son, lz2009. They give birth to Wiiman 10, Sonic_brawler95, and Bobpie.

And with that, this thread lost all semblance of reality.

It lost all semblance of reality at the first post......are you implying that everything before that post happened in real life? :O

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90. Posted:

lz2009 wrote:

If I split into 1000 clones, then they would..........shut up! Lz clones pile on pixelman and suffocate him

lz grammar talk weird fix now it.

ohwaitisee. air! air!

/me dies of the toxic fumes...

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91. Posted:

I like pie! Don't you like pie?

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92. Posted:

Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.
Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make Orlick
Orlick marries Superman and make Terranigma
Terranigma murders Corbie, making Feenie a desperate widow. Tarranigma and Feenie get married and make Ricardo91 and irken004
irken004 and pixelman get married and make Sylverstone and DarkG.
DarkG marries megaboomface2 and makes Mickeymac.
Terranigma marries Adam and they have Twighlight Crow
Sean Aaron marries Daemon and they have RebeccaGunn
RebeccaGunn goes back in her ancestory and marries Chicken Brutus, who make Stevie and Super Smash Bros. Fan1999. Feenie, in her desperate struggle with losing her husbands, marries Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, making cheetaman 91 and Starboy
cheetaman 91, not wanting to go through the pain that his mother went through, marries Princess Peach, KnucklesSonic8, Bass X0, and Cheezy. That way, if one of them dies/files a divorce, then he'll still have some left over.
Starboy, learning how screwed up his family is, doesn't marry, and lives a happy single life.
Bass X0 cheats on cheetaman with Token Girl. They make Min and malnin
Adam revives Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, who wants to just die in peace. He then goes super sayin and tries to destroy the thread. Dazza, the ant of the spicy pizza orchard, forces Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 to marry him, going to the top of the family orchard. They then make Xkhoaz, Digiki, Dragoon, and LEGEND MARIOD.
Jalapeño marries WolfRamHeart, but Jalapeño needs people to give him a loan to get fertility treatments to have kids. He then uses the sperm bazooka, They have SonicMaster and KanrakusPizza
Feenie, learning Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 would probably leave her, took the advice that cheetaman91 gave her and married Pixelman, who helped give birth to Motang, married irken004, who gave birth to Starfox, married Twighlight Crow, who gave birth to smithers, and married lockd, who gave birth to 110percentful.
110percentful marries Reala later in life who produces Outrunner.
lz2009 then made everyone explode. Or so he thought....
The ant, Dazza, refused to let the Pizza Orchard to die out, so he used all of his power to revive everybody. In turn, Dazza was with very little power left, unfit to be the ant. Thus, he gave the position of the ant to the newly revived Corbie, who in turn re-married Feenie, who made RandomWiiPlayer.
Terranigma, enraged at Corbie coming back, attempts to murder him a second time. Corbie's new power as the ant, however, make him invincible to moral attacks. His best bet was to kill his newly born son, RandomWiiPlayer. Corbie sheds 1 million tears, until discovering that some of RandomWiiPlayer's DNA is still intact. Upon this wondrous discovery, he makes 10 clones of RandomWiiPlayer, the third being the RandomWiiPlayer we know today.
lz2009 and dragon decided to have a big argument with a bunch of trash talking and for some reason this gave birth to Dazza again
TheBlackDragon marries everyone. She has one child, whose mother is Feenie, who gives birth to Konata.
Lz2009 splits into 1000 clones of himself. Now there are 1001 Lz's to ruin everyone's fun, especially Feenie.
Konata and Xkhoaz marry and give birth to Toon Link.
Feenie goes off and marries 22 of the clones of her firstborn son, lz2009. They give birth to Wiiman 10, Sonic_brawler95, and Bobpie.
Xkhaoz is happy that he has been mentioned again and brings his evil brother, Zoahkz, into the orchard, and revives pix and kills all of the lzs.

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93. Posted:

@theblackdragon: OH NO ITS TEH CONSIPIARZEY! Weh muzt protect teh intellectz of our minddz with teh tin-foil hats. DDD:

@lz: I can bake one. Would you like one? I can put some arsenic in it to give you a little kick.

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94. Posted:

@Xkhaoz: What the heck is coninentity and what is an oarchard?

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95. Posted:

lz2009 wrote:

@Xkhaoz: What the heck is coninentity and what is an oarchard?

no fair, i was gonna ask that D:

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96. Posted:

lz2009 wrote:

I like pie! Don't you like pie?

Do I not look like a guy who likes pie?

Come on, friends,
To the bear arcades again.

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97. Posted:

Fixed it.

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98. Posted:

Super+Smash+Bros wrote:

@V8 Ninja: We should just leave the thread. I find it to be stupid, no offense.

Super+Smash+Bros wrote:

@KanrakusPizza: And to think my worst threads here were in that high level of fail, guess I was wrong.

Sorry; I find this better than your "worst threads", no offense.
Now to see if I've cropped up yet... :P

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99. Posted:

Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.
Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make Orlick
Orlick marries Superman and make Terranigma
Terranigma murders Corbie, making Feenie a desperate widow. Tarranigma and Feenie get married and make Ricardo91 and irken004
irken004 and pixelman get married and make Sylverstone and DarkG.
DarkG marries megaboomface2 and makes Mickeymac.
Terranigma marries Adam and they have Twighlight Crow
Sean Aaron marries Daemon and they have RebeccaGunn
RebeccaGunn goes back in her ancestory and marries Chicken Brutus, who make Stevie and Super Smash Bros. Fan1999. Feenie, in her desperate struggle with losing her husbands, marries Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, making cheetaman 91 and Starboy
cheetaman 91, not wanting to go through the pain that his mother went through, marries Princess Peach, KnucklesSonic8, Bass X0, and Cheezy. That way, if one of them dies/files a divorce, then he'll still have some left over.
Starboy, learning how screwed up his family is, doesn't marry, and lives a happy single life.
Bass X0 cheats on cheetaman with Token Girl. They make Min and malnin
Adam revives Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, who wants to just die in peace. He then goes super sayin and tries to destroy the thread. Dazza, the ant of the spicy pizza orchard, forces Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 to marry him, going to the top of the family orchard. They then make Xkhoaz, Digiki, Dragoon, and LEGEND MARIOD.
Jalapeño marries WolfRamHeart, but Jalapeño needs people to give him a loan to get fertility treatments to have kids. He then uses the sperm bazooka, They have SonicMaster and KanrakusPizza
Feenie, learning Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 would probably leave her, took the advice that cheetaman91 gave her and married Pixelman, who helped give birth to Motang, married irken004, who gave birth to Starfox, married Twighlight Crow, who gave birth to smithers, and married lockd, who gave birth to 110percentful.
110percentful marries Reala later in life who produces Outrunner.
lz2009 then made everyone explode. Or so he thought....
The ant, Dazza, refused to let the Pizza Orchard to die out, so he used all of his power to revive everybody. In turn, Dazza was with very little power left, unfit to be the ant. Thus, he gave the position of the ant to the newly revived Corbie, who in turn re-married Feenie, who made RandomWiiPlayer.
Terranigma, enraged at Corbie coming back, attempts to murder him a second time. Corbie's new power as the ant, however, make him invincible to moral attacks. His best bet was to kill his newly born son, RandomWiiPlayer. Corbie sheds 1 million tears, until discovering that some of RandomWiiPlayer's DNA is still intact. Upon this wondrous discovery, he makes 10 clones of RandomWiiPlayer, the third being the RandomWiiPlayer we know today.
lz2009 and dragon decided to have a big argument with a bunch of trash talking and for some reason this gave birth to Dazza again
TheBlackDragon marries everyone. She has one child, whose mother is Feenie, who gives birth to Konata.
Lz2009 splits into 1000 clones of himself. Now there are 1001 Lz's to ruin everyone's fun, especially Feenie.
Konata and Xkhoaz marry and give birth to Toon Link.
Feenie goes off and marries 22 of the clones of her firstborn son, lz2009. They give birth to Wiiman 10, Sonic_brawler95, and Bobpie.
Xkhaoz is happy that he has more coninentity and brings his evil brother, Zoahkz, into the orchard.
Zoahkz marries Toon Link, who give birth to TheLonelyGamer.
TheLonelyGamer then lz2009's 345th clone, who gives birth to mitchman.

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100. Posted:

Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.
Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make Orlick
Orlick marries Superman and make Terranigma
Terranigma murders Corbie, making Feenie a desperate widow. Tarranigma and Feenie get married and make Ricardo91 and irken004
irken004 and pixelman get married and make Sylverstone and DarkG.
DarkG marries megaboomface2 and makes Mickeymac.
Terranigma marries Adam and they have Twighlight Crow
Sean Aaron marries Daemon and they have RebeccaGunn
RebeccaGunn goes back in her ancestory and marries Chicken Brutus, who make Stevie and Super Smash Bros. Fan1999. Feenie, in her desperate struggle with losing her husbands, marries Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, making cheetaman 91 and Starboy
cheetaman 91, not wanting to go through the pain that his mother went through, marries Princess Peach, KnucklesSonic8, Bass X0, and Cheezy. That way, if one of them dies/files a divorce, then he'll still have some left over.
Starboy, learning how screwed up his family is, doesn't marry, and lives a happy single life.
Bass X0 cheats on cheetaman with Token Girl. They make Min and malnin
Adam revives Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, who wants to just die in peace. He then goes super sayin and tries to destroy the thread. Dazza, the ant of the spicy pizza orchard, forces Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 to marry him, going to the top of the family orchard. They then make Xkhoaz, Digiki, Dragoon, and LEGEND MARIOD.
Jalapeño marries WolfRamHeart, but Jalapeño needs people to give him a loan to get fertility treatments to have kids. He then uses the sperm bazooka, They have SonicMaster and KanrakusPizza
Feenie, learning Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 would probably leave her, took the advice that cheetaman91 gave her and married Pixelman, who helped give birth to Motang, married irken004, who gave birth to Starfox, married Twighlight Crow, who gave birth to smithers, and married lockd, who gave birth to 110percentful.
110percentful marries Reala later in life who produces Outrunner.
lz2009 then made everyone explode. Or so he thought....
The ant, Dazza, refused to let the Pizza Orchard to die out, so he used all of his power to revive everybody. In turn, Dazza was with very little power left, unfit to be the ant. Thus, he gave the position of the ant to the newly revived Corbie, who in turn re-married Feenie, who made RandomWiiPlayer.
Terranigma, enraged at Corbie coming back, attempts to murder him a second time. Corbie's new power as the ant, however, make him invincible to moral attacks. His best bet was to kill his newly born son, RandomWiiPlayer. Corbie sheds 1 million tears, until discovering that some of RandomWiiPlayer's DNA is still intact. Upon this wondrous discovery, he makes 10 clones of RandomWiiPlayer, the third being the RandomWiiPlayer we know today.
lz2009 and dragon decided to have a big argument with a bunch of trash talking and for some reason this gave birth to Dazza again
TheBlackDragon marries everyone. She has one child, whose mother is Feenie, who gives birth to Konata.
Lz2009 splits into 1000 clones of himself. Now there are 1001 Lz's to ruin everyone's fun, especially Feenie.
Konata and Xkhoaz marry and give birth to Toon Link.
Feenie goes off and marries 22 of the clones of her firstborn son, lz2009. They give birth to Wiiman 10, Sonic_brawler95, and Bobpie.
Xkhaoz is happy that he has been mentioned again and brings his evil brother, Zoahkz, into the orchard, and revives pix and kills all of the lzs.
Feenie marries Feenie. She gives birth to Feenie, Feenie, Feenie, Feenie, and Feenie. Feenie commands the other Feenies she just gave birth to give her a break from getting knocked up.

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