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Topic: The Nintendolife Family Orchard. Extra Spicy. AKA Major Disturbia

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ASDFGHJKL

EDIT:This thread does not mean anything when it comes to relationship, sexuality, or alternative life choices. This is just for lighthearted fun. Please do not be offended, as this thread expressess nothing serious in any way.
Welcome. Instead of a family tree, I decided this site should have a fake family orchard (pizza orchard to be specific) Anyways, this is how it works, I begin a branch, you copy and paste it and add to it. Like this

Dazza

Then I would go like this
Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron

If someone appears and has not been added do this
EXAMPLE
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño

Ok, have fun!

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Noire

Wait, when did I marry Corbs? I think I would remember my own goddamn wedding...

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ASDFGHJKL

PhoenixSage wrote:

Wait, when did I marry Corbs? I think I would remember my own goddamn wedding...

That was an example.
He really married Prosody

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moomoo

So there are 2 pizza orchards, one for the workers at Nintendo Life (starting with Dazza) and one for the users (starting with Feenie)? Is there any organization, or is it just random? I'll try my best.
Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.

Best thread ever
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cheetahman91

Uhhh, OK then...
backs off slowly

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ASDFGHJKL

Corbie had kids with Pros, but then cheated on him with Feenie.

Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.
Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make Orlick
Orlick marries Superman and make Terranigma

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KanrakusPizza

No one better say me. If they do, I'll smack em one.

wont be on here anymore

ItsFuzzyPickles

I am not interested. Nobody add me into the list, because I want nothing to do with this thread.

ItsFuzzyPickles

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moomoo

Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.
Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make Orlick
Orlick marries Superman and make Terranigma
Terranigma murders Corbie, making Feenie a desperate widow. Tarranigma and Feenie get married and make Ricardo91 and irken004

Best thread ever
Feel free to add me on Miiverse or PSN.
Miiverse is Moomoo14, PSN is Moomoo1405390

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V8_Ninja

A fake Nintendo Life family pizza orchard? I'm already completely lost.

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ItsFuzzyPickles

@Ricardo91: Jalapeno can have overly weird thoughts, no offense to him or anyone who support him. I don't know why he used us instead of something else, like for example, video game characters. That would make some sense.

Let's hope nobody uses me.

ItsFuzzyPickles

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KanrakusPizza

Ricardo91 wrote:

This is messed up on so many levels...

I agree. Its on floor 1337 in the Tower of FAIL.

wont be on here anymore

KanrakusPizza

Wait a minute. PIZZA orchard? You better not be saying what I think your saying.......

wont be on here anymore

ItsFuzzyPickles

@KanrakusPizza: Now that I just recognized that, this thread will get weirder every time someone actually support the thread.

Well, I still survived being mentioned in that weird pizzy orchard thing.

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Adam

Smash Fan, for someone who repeatedly says the thread is stupid and doesn't warrant your posting in it, you have somehow managed to be the person who has posted the most here.

Also, are pizza orchards real? I want one.

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cheetahman91

Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.
Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make Orlick
Orlick marries Superman and make Terranigma
Terranigma murders Corbie, making Feenie a desperate widow. Tarranigma and Feenie get married and make Ricardo91 and irken004
irken004 and pixelman get married and make Sylverstone and DarkG.
DarkG marries megaboomface2 and makes Mickeymac.

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