EDIT:This thread does not mean anything when it comes to relationship, sexuality, or alternative life choices. This is just for lighthearted fun. Please do not be offended, as this thread expressess nothing serious in any way.
Welcome. Instead of a family tree, I decided this site should have a fake family orchard (pizza orchard to be specific) Anyways, this is how it works, I begin a branch, you copy and paste it and add to it. Like this

Dazza

Then I would go like this
Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron

If someone appears and has not been added do this
EXAMPLE
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño

Ok, have fun!

Wait, when did I marry Corbs? I think I would remember my own goddamn wedding...

That was an example.
He really married Prosody

So there are 2 pizza orchards, one for the workers at Nintendo Life (starting with Dazza) and one for the users (starting with Feenie)? Is there any organization, or is it just random? I'll try my best.
Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.

Uhhh, OK then...
_{backs off slowly}

Corbie had kids with Pros, but then cheated on him with Feenie.

Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.
Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make Orlick
Orlick marries Superman and make Terranigma

No one better say me. If they do, I'll smack em one.

I am not interested. Nobody add me into the list, because I want nothing to do with this thread.

Excuse me? I am most certainly not the spawn of Orlick and Superman. WTH did I do to deserve that?

_{Meehee, The Wii is just such a casual console}

@Terrangima: I caught you saying something. Only that it isn't really what you think of the system.

Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.
Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make Orlick
Orlick marries Superman and make Terranigma
Terranigma murders Corbie, making Feenie a desperate widow. Tarranigma and Feenie get married and make Ricardo91 and irken004

A fake Nintendo Life family pizza orchard? I'm already completely lost.

@V8 Ninja: We should just leave the thread. I find it to be stupid, no offense.

_{I regret Nothing}

This is messed up on so many levels...

@Ricardo91: Jalapeno can have overly weird thoughts, no offense to him or anyone who support him. I don't know why he used us instead of something else, like for example, video game characters. That would make some sense.

Let's hope nobody uses me.

I agree. Its on floor 1337 in the Tower of FAIL.

@KanrakusPizza: And to think my worst threads here were in that high level of fail, guess I was wrong.

Wait a minute. PIZZA orchard? You better not be saying what I think your saying.......

Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.
Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make Orlick
Orlick marries Superman and make Terranigma
Terranigma murders Corbie, making Feenie a desperate widow. Tarranigma and Feenie get married and make Ricardo91 and irken004
irken004 and pixelman get married and make Sylverstone and DarkG