Don't take that lying down!

Yeah that was bad.

AntAnt: DazzaCorbie and ProsodyCorbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean AaronCorbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeñomoomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make OrlickOrlick marries Superman and make TerranigmaTerranigma murders Corbie, making Feenie a desperate widow. Tarranigma and Feenie get married and make Ricardo91 and irken004irken004 and pixelman get married and make Sylverstone and DarkG.DarkG marries megaboomface2 and makes Mickeymac.Terranigma marries Adam and they have Twighlight CrowSean Aaron marries Daemon and they have RebeccaGunnRebeccaGunn goes back in her ancestory and marries Chicken Brutus, who make Stevie and Super Smash Bros. Fan1999. Feenie, in her desperate struggle with losing her husbands, marries Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, making cheetaman 91 and Starboycheetaman 91, not wanting to go through the pain that his mother went through, marries Princess Peach, KnucklesSonic8, Bass X0, and Cheezy. That way, if one of them dies/files a divorce, then he'll still have some left over.Starboy, learning how screwed up his family is, doesn't marry, and lives a happy single life.Bass X0 cheats on cheetaman with Token Girl. They make Min and malninAdam revives Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, who wants to just die in peace. He then goes super sayin and tries to destroy the thread. Dazza, the ant of the spicy pizza orchard, forces Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 to marry him, going to the top of the family orchard. They then make Xkhoaz, Digiki, Dragoon, and LEGEND MARIOD.Jalapeño marries WolfRamHeart, but Jalapeño needs people to give him a loan to get fertility treatments to have kids. He then uses the sperm bazooka, They have SonicMaster and KanrakusPizzaFeenie, learning Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 would probably leave her, took the advice that cheetaman91 gave her and married Pixelman, who helped give birth to Motang, married irken004, who gave birth to Starfox, married Twighlight Crow, who gave birth to smithers, and married lockd, who gave birth to 110percentful.110percentful marries Reala later in life who produces Outrunner.lz2009 then made everyone explode. Or so he thought....The ant, Dazza, refused to let the Pizza Orchard to die out, so he used all of his power to revive everybody. In turn, Dazza was with very little power left, unfit to be the ant. Thus, he gave the position of the ant to the newly revived Corbie, who in turn re-married Feenie, who made RandomWiiPlayer.Terranigma, enraged at Corbie coming back, attempts to murder him a second time. Corbie's new power as the ant, however, make him invincible to mortal attacks. His best bet was to kill his newly born son, RandomWiiPlayer. Corbie sheds 1 million tears, until discovering that some of RandomWiiPlayer's DNA is still intact. Upon this wondrous discovery, he makes 10 clones of RandomWiiPlayer, the third being the RandomWiiPlayer we know today.

You haven't been living a lie, the Pizza Orchard wasn't complete yet is all.

i think a few too many people have already taken it lying down, pix
_{yeah, i continued it}

Enough with the lies..

TBD marries everyone.

Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.
Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make Orlick
Orlick marries Superman and make Terranigma
Terranigma murders Corbie, making Feenie a desperate widow. Tarranigma and Feenie get married and make Ricardo91 and irken004
irken004 and pixelman get married and make Sylverstone and DarkG.
DarkG marries megaboomface2 and makes Mickeymac.
Terranigma marries Adam and they have Twighlight Crow
Sean Aaron marries Daemon and they have RebeccaGunn
RebeccaGunn goes back in her ancestory and marries Chicken Brutus, who make Stevie and Super Smash Bros. Fan1999. Feenie, in her desperate struggle with losing her husbands, marries Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, making cheetaman 91 and Starboy
cheetaman 91, not wanting to go through the pain that his mother went through, marries Princess Peach, KnucklesSonic8, Bass X0, and Cheezy. That way, if one of them dies/files a divorce, then he'll still have some left over.
Starboy, learning how screwed up his family is, doesn't marry, and lives a happy single life.
Bass X0 cheats on cheetaman with Token Girl. They make Min and malnin
Adam revives Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, who wants to just die in peace. He then goes super sayin and tries to destroy the thread. Dazza, the ant of the spicy pizza orchard, forces Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 to marry him, going to the top of the family orchard. They then make Xkhoaz, Digiki, Dragoon, and LEGEND MARIOD.
Jalapeño marries WolfRamHeart, but Jalapeño needs people to give him a loan to get fertility treatments to have kids. He then uses the sperm bazooka, They have SonicMaster and KanrakusPizza
Feenie, learning Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 would probably leave her, took the advice that cheetaman91 gave her and married Pixelman, who helped give birth to Motang, married irken004, who gave birth to Starfox, married Twighlight Crow, who gave birth to smithers, and married lockd, who gave birth to 110percentful.
110percentful marries Reala later in life who produces Outrunner.
lz2009 then made everyone explode. Or so he thought....
The ant, Dazza, refused to let the Pizza Orchard to die out, so he used all of his power to revive everybody. In turn, Dazza was with very little power left, unfit to be the ant. Thus, he gave the position of the ant to the newly revived Corbie, who in turn re-married Feenie, who made RandomWiiPlayer.
Terranigma, enraged at Corbie coming back, attempts to murder him a second time. Corbie's new power as the ant, however, make him invincible to moral attacks. His best bet was to kill his newly born son, RandomWiiPlayer. Corbie sheds 1 million tears, until discovering that some of RandomWiiPlayer's DNA is still intact. Upon this wondrous discovery, he makes 10 clones of RandomWiiPlayer, the third being the RandomWiiPlayer we know today.
lz2009 and dragon decided to have a big argument with a bunch of trash talking and for some reason this gave birth to Dazza again

Everyone starts playing Lego Rock Band. The End.

When's the wedding?

@lz2009: what is this i don't even

That is messed up.

How many kids do they make? That's what matters, not weddings

We would make 2500 kids

Considering there aren't that many forum members, I'll say it like this:

Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.
Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make Orlick
Orlick marries Superman and make Terranigma
Terranigma murders Corbie, making Feenie a desperate widow. Tarranigma and Feenie get married and make Ricardo91 and irken004
irken004 and pixelman get married and make Sylverstone and DarkG.
DarkG marries megaboomface2 and makes Mickeymac.
Terranigma marries Adam and they have Twighlight Crow
Sean Aaron marries Daemon and they have RebeccaGunn
RebeccaGunn goes back in her ancestory and marries Chicken Brutus, who make Stevie and Super Smash Bros. Fan1999. Feenie, in her desperate struggle with losing her husbands, marries Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, making cheetaman 91 and Starboy
cheetaman 91, not wanting to go through the pain that his mother went through, marries Princess Peach, KnucklesSonic8, Bass X0, and Cheezy. That way, if one of them dies/files a divorce, then he'll still have some left over.
Starboy, learning how screwed up his family is, doesn't marry, and lives a happy single life.
Bass X0 cheats on cheetaman with Token Girl. They make Min and malnin
Adam revives Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, who wants to just die in peace. He then goes super sayin and tries to destroy the thread. Dazza, the ant of the spicy pizza orchard, forces Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 to marry him, going to the top of the family orchard. They then make Xkhoaz, Digiki, Dragoon, and LEGEND MARIOD.
Jalapeño marries WolfRamHeart, but Jalapeño needs people to give him a loan to get fertility treatments to have kids. He then uses the sperm bazooka, They have SonicMaster and KanrakusPizza
Feenie, learning Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 would probably leave her, took the advice that cheetaman91 gave her and married Pixelman, who helped give birth to Motang, married irken004, who gave birth to Starfox, married Twighlight Crow, who gave birth to smithers, and married lockd, who gave birth to 110percentful.
110percentful marries Reala later in life who produces Outrunner.
lz2009 then made everyone explode. Or so he thought....
The ant, Dazza, refused to let the Pizza Orchard to die out, so he used all of his power to revive everybody. In turn, Dazza was with very little power left, unfit to be the ant. Thus, he gave the position of the ant to the newly revived Corbie, who in turn re-married Feenie, who made RandomWiiPlayer.
Terranigma, enraged at Corbie coming back, attempts to murder him a second time. Corbie's new power as the ant, however, make him invincible to moral attacks. His best bet was to kill his newly born son, RandomWiiPlayer. Corbie sheds 1 million tears, until discovering that some of RandomWiiPlayer's DNA is still intact. Upon this wondrous discovery, he makes 10 clones of RandomWiiPlayer, the third being the RandomWiiPlayer we know today.
lz2009 and dragon decided to have a big argument with a bunch of trash talking and for some reason this gave birth to Dazza again
TheBlackDragon marries everyone. He she one child, whose mother is Feenie, who gives birth to Konata.

I changed it from he to she.

/me is angry that he was never given any more story and kills everyone The end.

Lz gets angry and kills Xkhaoz. Happy?

the obvious 'hell no i'd never marry lz' and 'wtf why am i marrying everyone' aside, i'm a chick, man.
_{and also wtf, why does feenie need to have more kids D:}

Ant
Ant: Dazza
Corbie and Prosody
Corbie And Prosody make: Chicken Brutus, theblackdragon, Vendetta, and Sean Aaron
Corbie marries Feenie. They make: lz2009 and Jalapeño
moomoo is summoned by Jalapeño through a Turbografx 16 and brought to life. To counteract Jalapeño's action, lz2009 makes Hyper Luigi from his birthday bash.
Hyper Luigi and moomoo come together to make Orlick
Orlick marries Superman and make Terranigma
Terranigma murders Corbie, making Feenie a desperate widow. Tarranigma and Feenie get married and make Ricardo91 and irken004
irken004 and pixelman get married and make Sylverstone and DarkG.
DarkG marries megaboomface2 and makes Mickeymac.
Terranigma marries Adam and they have Twighlight Crow
Sean Aaron marries Daemon and they have RebeccaGunn
RebeccaGunn goes back in her ancestory and marries Chicken Brutus, who make Stevie and Super Smash Bros. Fan1999. Feenie, in her desperate struggle with losing her husbands, marries Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, making cheetaman 91 and Starboy
cheetaman 91, not wanting to go through the pain that his mother went through, marries Princess Peach, KnucklesSonic8, Bass X0, and Cheezy. That way, if one of them dies/files a divorce, then he'll still have some left over.
Starboy, learning how screwed up his family is, doesn't marry, and lives a happy single life.
Bass X0 cheats on cheetaman with Token Girl. They make Min and malnin
Adam revives Super Smash Bros. Fan1999, who wants to just die in peace. He then goes super sayin and tries to destroy the thread. Dazza, the ant of the spicy pizza orchard, forces Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 to marry him, going to the top of the family orchard. They then make Xkhoaz, Digiki, Dragoon, and LEGEND MARIOD.
Jalapeño marries WolfRamHeart, but Jalapeño needs people to give him a loan to get fertility treatments to have kids. He then uses the sperm bazooka, They have SonicMaster and KanrakusPizza
Feenie, learning Super Smash Bros. Fan1999 would probably leave her, took the advice that cheetaman91 gave her and married Pixelman, who helped give birth to Motang, married irken004, who gave birth to Starfox, married Twighlight Crow, who gave birth to smithers, and married lockd, who gave birth to 110percentful.
110percentful marries Reala later in life who produces Outrunner.
lz2009 then made everyone explode. Or so he thought....
The ant, Dazza, refused to let the Pizza Orchard to die out, so he used all of his power to revive everybody. In turn, Dazza was with very little power left, unfit to be the ant. Thus, he gave the position of the ant to the newly revived Corbie, who in turn re-married Feenie, who made RandomWiiPlayer.
Terranigma, enraged at Corbie coming back, attempts to murder him a second time. Corbie's new power as the ant, however, make him invincible to moral attacks. His best bet was to kill his newly born son, RandomWiiPlayer. Corbie sheds 1 million tears, until discovering that some of RandomWiiPlayer's DNA is still intact. Upon this wondrous discovery, he makes 10 clones of RandomWiiPlayer, the third being the RandomWiiPlayer we know today.
lz2009 and dragon decided to have a big argument with a bunch of trash talking and for some reason this gave birth to Dazza again
TheBlackDragon marries everyone. He has one child, whose mother is Feenie, who gives birth to Konata.
Lz2009 splits into 1000 clones of himself. Now there are 1001 Lz's to ruin everyone's fun, especially Feenie.

I'd like to know the same thing.

@lz: If you split into 1000 lz's, there are 1000 lz's total. IE, if you split a log in two, there are two log pieces.

/me loves being hi-technicaaaaaaal

I hereby nominate this thread for Hall of Fame status.
_{it had to be done...}