Topic: The Funny Thread

@Starkiller - lolinator

@Starkiller: I loved the math joke, I am also a nerd

What does an elbow pad and housekeeping have in common? They take care of the joint

edit: Thank you Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor

@starkiller I think I got the first one, but I didn't get the 2nd one. _{After all, I don't know binary.}
@y2josh that was clever!

Thanks, everyone.
@110: Well in binary there are only 1s and 0s. It could also be called "base 2", and we count in "base 10". When we get to 9, we switch to 2 digits. Similarly, in binary we go to 2 digits when we reach 1. So "10" = 2.

1-10 in binary:

0 - 0
1 - 1
10 - 2
11 - 3
100 - 4
101 - 5
110 - 6
111 - 7
1000 - 8
1001 - 9
1010 - 10

I got a joke.

This forgetful man walks to a horse shop, He finds a horse he like so he askes if he could by it. The shop keeper says "Yes, But I have to warn you this is a strange horse, It does not anwer to the usual "Giddup" and "Woah", to make this horse stop say "Amen" to make it go say "Praise the Lord" Ok". He acknowledgeses him and he give the horse a ride. The horse is going fast and is arriving to a cliff. The Man says "Woah", it did not stop. So the man says "Dear God, Please don't let me die today, Amen." The horse stops at the edge of the cliff, Then the man said "Praise the Lord".

You know what happens next.

@wiiplayer - that was funny. Too bad for the rider, though.
[StarBoy, with his cute avatar, tries to come up with a joke that actually works]
There once was a boy who loved things mathematical. He got so hungry, that he decided to buy something delicious at a food store. He was craving for pi.

Haha, I got a laugh out of that!

I really wish making funny jokes was easier than it looks.
I wish I was good at making jokes.

Awesome joke WP!

What time does Roger Federer go to bed?

TENNISH

Thank you and good night.

And a terrific idea, too.

AAHHHH!
_{IF any of you don't get it, he's a famous tennis player.}

What did anyone think of my joke on post 369?

One day, two rednecks were having a higly sophisticated discussion.
"I wish I had a job," said redneck 1 in a thick southern accent
"Well," repled redneck 2 "If ya wanna git a good job, then yer can go to college!"
"That'z a great idear!" said redneck 1.
~later, after filling out a college appplication
"Since, you can't read, the only classes you can take are math and logic" said the college professor
"What in tarnation's logik?" asked redneck 1

"Let me give you an example, do you own a weed whacker?" asked the professor
"Yes" replied the redneck
"By knowing that, I can logically infer that you own a lawn."
"Yer right!"
"And by knowing that I can logically infer that you own a home."
"Yep, but it's just a trailer"
"And by knowing that, I can logically infer that you have a wife."
"Yes, i do. cousin Betty is so sweet."
"And by knowing that you have a cous- erm wife, I can logically infer that you are straight!"
"Wow, that's amazing! Thanks perfesser, but I gotta go now."

~Back at the trailer...
"So howdit go?" asked redneck 2
"I lerned 'bout sumthin called logik" replied redneck 1
"Wut's logic?" asked redneck 2
"Let me giv' ya an example. Do you own a weedwacker?"
"Why no, I don't"
Redneck 1 looks at redneck 2 woth a horrified countenance
"That... That... That means yer queer!"

@proto: that's hilarious! especially living in Alabama!

lol proto

That was clever, proto.

haha!