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Percentful

I figured it was high time someone made this thread. This thread is a place for jokes, or one liners, or funny stories, etc.
A few rules that we should follow if possible:

  • don't make them vulgar
  • try not to specifically insult any religion, race, etc. Blond jokes aren't really insulting, and I doubt anyone minds those.
    Other than that, let's see how many laughs we can get out of this!
    I''ll start one, which [according the the encyclopedia of immaturity] is the only funny math joke ever told.
    There are 3 types of people in this world, those that count, and those that can't.

Just let it happen.

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StarBoy91

So, why were the planets separated from each other???? 'cause they were

space-y

[rimshot]

Bad joke. I'm no good at joke making.

To each their own

RandomWiiPlayer

Damn, I read the best joke ever a few weeks ago, and I have the link to it, but it uses pretty strong language. I can't post it, I guess.

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Percentful

RandomWiiPlayer wrote:

Damn, I read the best joke ever a few weeks ago, and I have the link to it, but it uses pretty strong language. I can't post it, I guess.

Well, I think a link would be ok. Just put one of those

Viewer Discretion Advised

above the link.

Just let it happen.

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StarBoy91

What'll it take to make one decent joke for once from me?

To each their own

zezhyrule

One morning, a mama cow and her three baby cows were out grazing in the field. The first baby cow comes up to the mama cow and says, "Mama, why is my name Daisy?"

And the mama cow said, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a daisy fell on your head."

And the first baby cow trotted off, satisfied.

The next day, they were all out in the field again. The second baby cow came up to the mama cow and said, "Mama, why is my name Tulip?"

"Well, honey, when you were born a tulip fell on your head."

And the baby cow was happy with that answer and continued grazing.

The next day, they all went out into the field again to graze. The third baby cow came up to the mama cow and said,
"GLUPHABABABLUGHARDTHYPOGHHH!!!"

And the mama cow said,
"SHUT UP BRICK!!!"

Edited on by zezhyrule

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StarBoy91

That's quite funny, zez.
Maybe someday I'll come up with a very creative joke that actually works.

To each their own

RandomWiiPlayer

Yeah.

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Percentful

zezhyrule wrote:

There were 3 baby cows, and a mama cow. The first baby cow said - "Mom, que is my name Daisy?" "Because a Daisy fell on your head when you were born" Then the second baby cow said - "Why is my name Tulip?" "Because, a Tulip fell on your head when you were born." The Mama cow replied. Finally the Third baby cow said - "oleipsanodrimpklfovds" == "SHUT UP BRICK!!!!" ==

That's really good!

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RandomWiiPlayer

zezhyrule wrote:

Wow I seriously put "que" instead of why, and "que" is spanish for what. lol.

I didn't notice that until you said it.

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StarBoy91

Okay, my friends, how's this?
An egg asked to be reminded what Porky Pig always said at the end of practically every Looney Tunes episode? He said:

That's all, Yolks!!!!

Bad?

To each their own

zezhyrule

Here's a great joke - I deleted my previous post while RWP was replying to it. And 110% quoted my post with the == things showing.

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RandomWiiPlayer

Starboy, you are on the right track, I recommend trying to make up a funny story instead of puns.

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zezhyrule

One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were being chased by the police.

The girls decided to go up 3 different trees and hide.

The brunette hid in the apple tree. The redhead hid in the lemon tree, and the blond hid in the oak tree.

The policeman went to the apple tree and said - “Is there anyone up there?"

The brunette said - "meow"

The policeman said to himself, "Oh, its just a cat stuck up in a tree!"

Then he went over to the lemon tree and said - "Is there anyone up there?"

The redhead went - "bark bark"

The policeman said to himself, "Oh, its just a dog stuck up in a tree!"

Then he went over to the oak tree and said - "Is there anyone up there?"

The Blond said - "Acorn, acorn!"


[sarcasm]Btw, dogs getting stuck in trees is a very common thing in TX which is why the policeman didn't think much of it.[/sarcasm]

Edited on by zezhyrule

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KanrakusPizza

Sorry if this is insulting to anyone.

On day, a blonde went shopping at Best Buy. She found a TV she wanted, so she called an employee over and said "Id like to buy this TV." But the employee said, "No, because your a blonde." So the blonde went home, and she dyed her hair red. She went back to the Best Buy and said to the same employee "Now can I have that TV?" But the employee said "No, because your a blonde." The blonde said "How did you know that Im a blonde?" and the employee said "Because thats not a TV, thats a microwave."

Sorry, I suck with jokes.

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The_Fox

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That's not surprising," the elders say. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here.

"The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."

-President John Adams

Treaty of Tripoly, article 11

RandomWiiPlayer

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+1 for Ray Silver.

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