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YummyHappyPills

@NaviAndMii

1) Hand in your homework you dont own a dog
2) I wont argue with Stone Cold tbh
3) Only in Britain
4) We shouldnt have to pay someones ransom

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Meowpheel

Because we are not interested right now.

Meowph, that's right!

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AlphaElite

Because being on a Nintendo console would cramp our style.

So un-hip.

AlphaElite

NintenNinja16

We can't port our game to the Switch cause Sega does what Nintendon't

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NEStalgia

Switch? Bwahahahaha, the Switch can't run our game. Oh, no, we haven't tried, we don't even have a dev kit.

NEStalgia

LuckyLand

We don't port our game to the Switch because M'aiq the liar told us the Switch is going to flop

LuckyLand

Ryu_Niiyama

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Ryu_Niiyama

@Octane Counting is hard apparently. They should have borrowed a procon from one of those devs that "has a switch but won't put their games on it.."

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Krull

We can't port our game to the Switch because the last time we released a load of shovelware, nobody bought it, so clearly Nintendo gamers hate third-party developers.

We can't port our game to the Switch, because Nintendo gamers' standards are too high. I mean, Zelda? We can't compete with that...

Edited on by Krull

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Ryu_Niiyama

@Krillin_ I'm still bothered that the second one happened (or rather was an excuse for bugs).

We can't port our game to Switch because the switch doesn't display every shade of brown and grey needed to be "gritty" or "edgy".

We can't port our game to Switch because the kickstarter, that was twice the budget for all the other systems we are putting it on combined, wasn't met.

We can't port our game to Switch because Nintendo gamers didn't beg us enough....bribery also accepted.

Edited on by Ryu_Niiyama

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GrailUK

*We can't port our game because we don't have a dev kit.
*We can't port our game because the Switch was released well into our development cycle.
*We can't port our game because Nintendo won't advertise our game despite it being out for months on every other platform and maybe even on sale.
*Nintendo just aren't on our radar yet.
*Gaming industry is fine, we don't need them anymore. (Maybe with Atari coming back, we will take another look...)
*We can't port our game, because we don't want people to realise we have been slacking on the other consoles despite telling everyone the game could only be realised on super specs. We would look inferior. If people think specs don't matter...we are doomed!

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Vee_Flames

"We can't port our game to the Switch because it's simply not stable enough. Maybe when the OS version reaches 17.7.5, then we'll consider it..."

Edited on by Vee_Flames

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LuckyLand

We can't port our game to Switch because yes, Switch is less powerful than PS4 and Xone, and the reason why we release games for the most powerful consoles is that we try to hide the poor and shallow gameplay behind next-gen graphics and trivial narrative forced down your throat.

LuckyLand

NapalmPsalm

Bethesda: "We originally were going to bring Skyrim to the Switch, but then we took an arrow to the knee. Please understand."

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MrKai

...we...just don't want to. You see, once a "next generation" platform is launched, we are literally not able to use all of the skill and talent we amassed previously; it vanishes into the ether.

This is perfectly rational as it is the inverse of never moving one's software forward if they could because it was launched a certain way, etc.

No, regardless of how "powerful" the hardware might be and what it is capable of given the results so far produced, it isn't as "powerful" as Thing X so you know, it is just simply not possible to target it. Un-possible.

So yeah. Leave us alone

MrKai

Luke64

We won't port to Switch because we don't wan't too

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History is cool

Ryu_Niiyama

Our dev kit is made out of cardboard....

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NaviAndMii

"The graph behind me clearly illustrates why our game just isn't suited to the Switch"

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