@Tyranexx To kind of borrow from your source of inspiration,
"...Switch owners aren't used to playing video games. Some have never played a game before."
I never drive faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes.
Our game won't work because.... it possessed by Daimon egg (from Sailor Moon S) and the victim who has Pure Heart Crystal touch the game, the game will transform into Lady Gaga esque Daimon, snatch Pure Heart Crystal from the victim before Sailor Moon and her gangs fight against the Daimon. Oh, btw. It must be Kaolinite , who watch over from Top view.
Our game won't work because....
Tellu, Witches 5 from Sailor Moon S has plugged off the electricity, killed Mimette inside the Giant screen and if you play the games, you might see her corpse on your tv.
Our games won't work because....
The games has been transformed into a Daimon (Sailor Moon S) and need Moon Spiral Heart Attack from Sailor Moon to return it into original thing.
Our game can't run on the Switch until you crowd-fund our insane stretch goal for it of $5 million US dollars! Backers get a free plushie, meaningless DLC, and a T-shirt at $2 million!
Our game won't work on Switch because we put story recaps when you load your file, and if you kept using sleep mode to stop at random places you would get confused.
Our game won't work on Switch because we're too busy screwing up the PC, Mac, tablet, and phone versions with avaricious negligence and too few, too stupid nerfs.
"When we were started working on the port, there was a loud thunderstorm, and we knew then that God didn't approve, so we cancelled it. We spent the afternoon hiding under our desks instead."
Our game won't work because our engine can't be customized...wait is that DOOM? Uh...there aren't enough buttons! You need 100!
Taiko is good for the soul, Hoisa!
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"Our game can't come to the Switch because the system's internal memory can't support our 40GB-sized save files. You know, even though we're awesome at...what's that word....compression!"
Currently playing: Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr's Journey, Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana (Switch)
We decided not to port our games to Switch because there was a bad omen. Last week was a busy one, I was invited to three different parties, the first two parties were very entertaining but the third one sucked, you constantly had to switch dance partners, people stepped on my toes and it was an unpleasant experience. Obviously this was a sign, my team and I deciphered the message, turns out ''third party doesn't work with switch''
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