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StuTwo

BLP_Software wrote:

We cant put our game on Switch because the 13th Doctor is a women! Ruined forever!

But in all seriousness that announcement is cool

Doctor Who can't be a woman because the Tardis has too many buttons...

StuTwo

Switch Friend Code: SW-6338-4534-2507

StuTwo

We won't be bringing our game to Switch because I have a paralysing fear of plumbers. I think it might be related to a traumatic experience I once had in some public toilets - since then I struggle not to vomit when I hear a flush and the idea of being in the same room as a plumber is an absolute no go. I know that Mario will be dressing up as many other things in his new game but it's not enough. Especially since I also have a paralysing fear of stereotypical Mexicans...

StuTwo

Switch Friend Code: SW-6338-4534-2507

DarthNocturnal

“We can't release our game on the Switch because it might get upstaged by Half Life 3.“

"Sometimes, I just don't understand human behavior" - C-3P0

NEStalgia

@NaviAndMii That has enough buttons, but it features touch screens, and the joysticks only work for right-handed users, the ergonomics are totally wrong. Sorry, we're not porting to that either. Space Flight Simulator 2018 will be available on PS4, XBox One, and PC only.

NEStalgia

NEStalgia

We can't port our game to Switch because we're utterly terrified of having to talk to Reggie.

NEStalgia

Anti-Matter

We can't port our game to Switch because our games has been eaten by our dogs and they said it was yummy yummy in their stomach.

My Top 6 games :
1. Dance Dance Revolution series (100)
2. Dragon Quest Builders 2 PS4/Switch (95)
3. The Sims 4 PS4 + All contents (93)
4. Portal Knights PS4 (90)
5. Final Fantasy VIII PS1 (90)
6. Animal Crossing New Leaf: Welcome Amiibo 3DS (89)

Switch Friend Code: SW-8364-7166-5608 | 3DS Friend Code: 2638-4872-0879 | Nintendo Network ID: TAGunderground

GrailUK

We are not porting the game to Switch because we feel the scarcity of these portable devices could make children targets for criminal activity.

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes.

Switch FC: SW-0287-5760-4611

Knuckles-Fajita

We wont port to Switch because we cant decide if our game will be a handheld or console game.

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Grumblevolcano

We won't port to Switch because Ice Cream won the Splatfest.

Grumblevolcano

Switch Friend Code: SW-2595-6790-2897 | 3DS Friend Code: 3926-6300-7087 | Nintendo Network ID: GrumbleVolcano

-Green-

We can't port our game because of Voice Chat.

"Enthusiastic Hi" (awkward stare)
Nintendo Switch Code: SW-5081-0666-1429
PS4 Thing: TBA

SLIGEACH_EIRE

-Green- wrote:

We can't port our game because of Voice Chat.

I think that's quite possibly what the 3rd parties will be saying to themselves after today.

SLIGEACH_EIRE

Nintendo Network ID: SLIGEACH_EIRE

-Green-

Wouldn't surprise me honestly.

"Enthusiastic Hi" (awkward stare)
Nintendo Switch Code: SW-5081-0666-1429
PS4 Thing: TBA

Anti-Matter

We won't port our games because our games are from another Galaxy with distance more than 100 million years light from Earth.

My Top 6 games :
1. Dance Dance Revolution series (100)
2. Dragon Quest Builders 2 PS4/Switch (95)
3. The Sims 4 PS4 + All contents (93)
4. Portal Knights PS4 (90)
5. Final Fantasy VIII PS1 (90)
6. Animal Crossing New Leaf: Welcome Amiibo 3DS (89)

Switch Friend Code: SW-8364-7166-5608 | 3DS Friend Code: 2638-4872-0879 | Nintendo Network ID: TAGunderground

Tyranexx

"We can't port our game because the Switch isn't approved by PETA. According to them, Mario is the epitome of violence against animals. PETA is totally trustworthy."

Video Corner: How SM3DW Actually Started (language)
Currently playing: Metroid: Samus Returns, Golden Sun: Dark Dawn

Nintendo Network ID: Zelda_By_Night

DarthNocturnal

@Tyranexx

Mario, and NOT Link? He who slaughters everything from foxes to bears just to get a few magically-perfect cuts of meat?

"Sometimes, I just don't understand human behavior" - C-3P0

Anti-Matter

We won't port our games to Switch because our games are Too Sexy for petite machine with size 17.3 x 10 cm.

My Top 6 games :
1. Dance Dance Revolution series (100)
2. Dragon Quest Builders 2 PS4/Switch (95)
3. The Sims 4 PS4 + All contents (93)
4. Portal Knights PS4 (90)
5. Final Fantasy VIII PS1 (90)
6. Animal Crossing New Leaf: Welcome Amiibo 3DS (89)

Switch Friend Code: SW-8364-7166-5608 | 3DS Friend Code: 2638-4872-0879 | Nintendo Network ID: TAGunderground

NEStalgia

"We can't port our game to Switch because we can't even get Switches. Seriously, they're sold out everywhere." (yes, this one's paraphrased, but otherwise a real one.....)

NEStalgia

Tyranexx

@DarthNocturnal: I was referencing that Mario flash game they made awhile ago. To be fair, they could target many video game characters besides the portly plumber.

Video Corner: How SM3DW Actually Started (language)
Currently playing: Metroid: Samus Returns, Golden Sun: Dark Dawn

Nintendo Network ID: Zelda_By_Night

ogo79

we cant port our games to switch because the bayonetta amiibos are already being scalped on ebay and they arent even out until tomorrow and the people who pre ordered them cant even pick them up yet

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

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