We won't be bringing our game to Switch because I have a paralysing fear of plumbers. I think it might be related to a traumatic experience I once had in some public toilets - since then I struggle not to vomit when I hear a flush and the idea of being in the same room as a plumber is an absolute no go. I know that Mario will be dressing up as many other things in his new game but it's not enough. Especially since I also have a paralysing fear of stereotypical Mexicans...
@NaviAndMii That has enough buttons, but it features touch screens, and the joysticks only work for right-handed users, the ergonomics are totally wrong. Sorry, we're not porting to that either. Space Flight Simulator 2018 will be available on PS4, XBox One, and PC only.
"We can't port our game because the Switch isn't approved by PETA. According to them, Mario is the epitome of violence against animals. PETA is totally trustworthy."
Currently playing: Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr's Journey, Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana (Switch)
"We can't port our game to Switch because we can't even get Switches. Seriously, they're sold out everywhere." (yes, this one's paraphrased, but otherwise a real one.....)
@DarthNocturnal: I was referencing that Mario flash game they made awhile ago. To be fair, they could target many video game characters besides the portly plumber.
Currently playing: Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr's Journey, Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana (Switch)
we cant port our games to switch because the bayonetta amiibos are already being scalped on ebay and they arent even out until tomorrow and the people who pre ordered them cant even pick them up yet
the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)
We can't port our games to Switch because we use Hamster running on the wheel as our power supply to create our games and it takes (almost) forever to make 1 game.
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