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Strix

"Our game cannot come to the Switch because someone made a mean Nintendo Life thread about our totally legitimate reasons why our games can't come to the Switch and we're too busy trying to copyright claim it."

"Our game can't come to the Switch because we received an e-mail from a Nigerian prince who will give us thousands of dollars, so we no longer make games."

I, for one, welcome our new Nintendo overlords.

Switch FC: SW-7745-4331-2226

Nintendo Network ID: WakerOfWindsHD

ogo79

because were capcom and weve been payed off by sony to not put games like disney afternoon and the likes.

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

YummyHappyPills

We cant put our game on Switch because the 13th Doctor is a women! Ruined forever!

But in all seriousness that announcement is cool

Switch FC: SW-5242-2997-2115

StuTwo

BLP_Software wrote:

We cant put our game on Switch because the 13th Doctor is a women! Ruined forever!

But in all seriousness that announcement is cool

Doctor Who can't be a woman because the Tardis has too many buttons...

StuTwo

StuTwo

We won't be bringing our game to Switch because I have a paralysing fear of plumbers. I think it might be related to a traumatic experience I once had in some public toilets - since then I struggle not to vomit when I hear a flush and the idea of being in the same room as a plumber is an absolute no go. I know that Mario will be dressing up as many other things in his new game but it's not enough. Especially since I also have a paralysing fear of stereotypical Mexicans...

StuTwo

DarthNocturnal

“We can't release our game on the Switch because it might get upstaged by Half Life 3.“

"Sometimes, I just don't understand human behavior" - C-3P0

3DS Friend Code: 0430-8422-1116

NEStalgia

@NaviAndMii That has enough buttons, but it features touch screens, and the joysticks only work for right-handed users, the ergonomics are totally wrong. Sorry, we're not porting to that either. Space Flight Simulator 2018 will be available on PS4, XBox One, and PC only.

NEStalgia

NEStalgia

We can't port our game to Switch because we're utterly terrified of having to talk to Reggie.

NEStalgia

Anti-Matter

We can't port our game to Switch because our games has been eaten by our dogs and they said it was yummy yummy in their stomach.

Anti-Matter

GrailUK

We are not porting the game to Switch because we feel the scarcity of these portable devices could make children targets for criminal activity.

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes.

Switch FC: SW-0287-5760-4611

YummyHappyPills

We wont port to Switch because we cant decide if our game will be a handheld or console game.

Switch FC: SW-5242-2997-2115

Grumblevolcano

We won't port to Switch because Ice Cream won the Splatfest.

Grumblevolcano

Switch Friend Code: SW-2595-6790-2897 | 3DS Friend Code: 3926-6300-7087 | Nintendo Network ID: GrumbleVolcano

-Green-

We can't port our game because of Voice Chat.

"Enthusiastic Hi" (awkward stare)
Nintendo Switch Code: SW-5081-0666-1429
PS4 Thing: TBA

SLIGEACH_EIRE

-Green- wrote:

We can't port our game because of Voice Chat.

I think that's quite possibly what the 3rd parties will be saying to themselves after today.

SLIGEACH_EIRE

Nintendo Network ID: SLIGEACH_EIRE

-Green-

Wouldn't surprise me honestly.

"Enthusiastic Hi" (awkward stare)
Nintendo Switch Code: SW-5081-0666-1429
PS4 Thing: TBA

Anti-Matter

We won't port our games because our games are from another Galaxy with distance more than 100 million years light from Earth.

Anti-Matter

Tyranexx

"We can't port our game because the Switch isn't approved by PETA. According to them, Mario is the epitome of violence against animals. PETA is totally trustworthy."

Video Corner: Welcome Back to Termina
Currently playing: Wind Waker HD, Shining Force: Sword of Hajya (3DS VC/GG)

Nintendo Network ID: Zelda_By_Night

DarthNocturnal

@Tyranexx

Mario, and NOT Link? He who slaughters everything from foxes to bears just to get a few magically-perfect cuts of meat?

"Sometimes, I just don't understand human behavior" - C-3P0

3DS Friend Code: 0430-8422-1116

Anti-Matter

We won't port our games to Switch because our games are Too Sexy for petite machine with size 17.3 x 10 cm.

Anti-Matter

NEStalgia

"We can't port our game to Switch because we can't even get Switches. Seriously, they're sold out everywhere." (yes, this one's paraphrased, but otherwise a real one.....)

NEStalgia

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