Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted. No one notices.

I wish Minecraft would get another update.

Granted, now you have a complete set of "3DS Game Cards" the hottest TCG around. Btw you can't play with them, they're just for display.

I wish three more wishes.

Granted, but each wish has three corruptions. All nine corruptions read, "Granted, but it's covered in sour pineapple mush!".

My self-corrupting wish
I wish for a hot caramel fudge sundae, but the fudge contains earwax and chicken gravy.

Granted but the the corruption of a self-corrupting wish causes a explosion.
I wish i could divide five by zero.

Granted, but dividing by zero ends the universe. Everyone knows that.

I wish for less corruption or more chances to participate in it.

Granted. But after getting it you desire more corruption and less chances to participate in it!!!! lol

I wish Fed-Ex would hurry up and deliver the package that I ordered a week and a half ago!!!! lol

Granted, but it still takes another month to arrive!

I wish the humble Goomba would pull a "reverse-Magikarp" and suddenly become the most powerful enemies in the Mushroom Universe, with all other enemies and bosses retaining their level of power.

Granted, but they never appear in the games.

I wish America would get the free Kid Icarus offer from Club Nintendo.

Granted, free Kid Icarus offer valid on new 3DS purchases only!

I wish for domestic releases of Cave SHMUPs!

Granted, you may now eat 'cave mush-up' (a bowl of various leavings found in a cave), prepared by people with no culinary skills. You have to eat it, because if you don't you'll be taken to a secret underground location where scientists test various anaesthetic gas mixtures on you, meaning you spend 23 hours a day unconscious and only one hour playing games!

I wish for WAAAA!!

Granted but, I don't play much.

I wish I had pizza! ; n ;

Granted, you now have Super Mario 3D Land: The Motion Picture. It seems mildly entertaining, until it hits intermission...in which Wario runs back-and-forth across the screen wearing nothing but a bath towel!

I wish for an awful offal falafel.

granted
i wish for Resident Evil 6 and a PS3

Granted. Your Resident Evil 6 copy is for Xbox 360

I wish for the fulfillment of all my wishes.

Granted. All your wishes are corrupted. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish James didn't lock that new forum game thread "Give a question to my answer" (or whatever it was called). _{He and thebackdragon always have to ruin our fun.}

Granted. But afterwards, everyone loses interst in the game, so it gets locked again. _{Plus, you get banned for saying that}
I wish all waffles weren't discriminated against pancakes.

Granted, now just 99.99999997% of waffles are discriminated against pancakes!
_{So people prefer 0.00000003% of waffles to pancakes.}

I wish for an awful offal falafel served by a guy named Ruffle.

Granted, but it's mouldy.
I wish to go the bed.

Granted, but your bed is in the sky, and you are on the ground (without wings, or a jetpack, or a helicopter, or a plane).

I wish I had my very own indestructible jetpack that couldn't freeze, catch on fire, explode, or dissolve in acid.

Granted, but it's still ___!
_{Isn't that unfortunate?}

I wish I had a real-life, working, drivable-by-me Cloud 9 kart with Sponge wheels and a Parafoil glider.