Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, you now have cakes made out of pans.

I wish I was a blue-shelled Lakitu named Lakilucas. :3

Granted, but your own blue shell is used against you in Mario Kart. Lakilucas also ends up your middle name.

I wish I could learn the Meteor Swarm shout Alduin used to attack Helgen.

Granted, but then... uh... er... what now?

I wish I knew what he was talking about.

Granted, but I still don't get this My Little Pony fad, so I have to take away your wish.

I wish I had a bag of fresh apples that were bright red and tasted delicious.

I don't even follow the cartoon, so it doesn't bother me.

Granted, but the dark blue 3DS is a limited edition model that's only for Club Nintendo users (Cost: 500,000 Club Nintendo Coins).

I wish Nintendo would tell us more info about the Wii U instead of making us wait till E3.

Granted. Nintendo just made an important announcement with information on the Wii U. It has been cancelled and Nintendo is withdrawing from all their current projects to focus solely on a new series of Game and Watch products including versions of all Mario games to date.

I wish to know the secrets of the universe.

Granted Then your head explodes.

I wish that I have super powers.

Granted, but...oh, crumbs! I just posted, cancelling-out the corruption! What will happen?
Warning! Thread over-clocked, meaning nobody else is able to post or they will travel to an unspecified time period between a week last Thursday and half-past invisible on the 48th of Septober, 25 (to the route of pi and cake covered in ice-cream)
Thread rebooting...installing new wish-corruption drivers...thread now back online. Press any key to continue
I wish I could find the any key...
/hits a random key

Hey! The wish I corrupted was removed! Now my post makes no sense...

Granted, but you can't bring yourself to press it.

I wish for more.

Granted, you are now more poor.

I wish I had a puppy (Labrador retriever).

Granted, but so do I! As a result, we both end up with the exact same room design!
_{Everybody knows how embarassing that could be!}

I wish for a chunk of pyrite.

Granted, but they asplode all over your nice clean shirt!

I wish I knew what 'BIG Laundry' meant.

Granted. Its the only thing you know.
I wish tea was spelled as thea.

I wish for more wishes

@CorporalPegasus Granted, but now it loses meaning, as tea itself has changed.

@Progamer Granted, you have too many wishes and you keep them all to yourself and crystallize these wishes into orbs. Eventually, the big piles of wishes topples and crushes you, just like how the scrooge was crushed underneath his own money. Greed shall lead you nowhere my friend.

I wish for the wish that you wish I wished for nothing.

Granted, but you wished for what you said and enter a never ending loop.
I wish for a hat.

Granted. It sticks to your head forever!
I wish for a fish.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my wishes are crushed aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@CorporalPegasus Granted. You are now in the middle of the ocean where all the fish are yours.

@Programmer I crush your wishes a bit more for good mesure.

I wish for victory.

Granted, you now have a Victini, meaning you will always taste victory!
_{Wait...that's kinda reverse-corrupted...}

I wish for the next poster to have a bonsai. :3