Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, you eat it right out of my cut up tummy.

I wish I was put back together.

Granted, you ate that disgusting ice-cream soup instead!
_{In other words, the cake melted.}

I wish for more MapleStory machinimae on YouTube. :3

Granted. They're rip-offs that ruin your love of the originals

I wish upon a star.

@Sam_Loser2 Granted, but the star falls to the earth before you can finish your wish.

I wish Nintendo Life was ruler of all things Nintendo.

Granted but now the whole nintendo staff leaves.
I wish for choclolate.

Granted, now they're so annoyingly supportive that you begin to hate them!

I wish we could all just get along with one another.

Granted! However, we're all just Zombies who have lost freedom of choice and individuality.

I wish for Alladin's Lamp.

Granted. It doesn't contain a genie tough.
I wish for a piece of paper.

Granted, the paper is wet.
I wish for cola.

Granted. You even get it at a discount because it was pre-used.

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted, but each wish has three corruptions!
Wish 1: I wish I had a million Master Balls.
Granted, but you can only successfully catch Lv. 100 Magikarp with them. All other Pokemon manage to escape!
Granted, but you quickly realise that they're just forgeries. They're Poke Balls painted to look like Master Balls!
Granted, but then the MISSINGNO. erases your save file!

Wish 2: I wish I had a million Rare Candies.
Granted, but your party and PC boxes are completely filled with Lv. 100 Magikarp which can't be released or traded due to a bug in the game!
_{So they're useless.}
Granted, you just discovered a stash of old candy hidden in somebody's couch!
Granted, but then the MISSINGNO. erases your save file!

Wish 3: I wish for three more wishes.
Granted, but each wish has nine corruptions!
Granted, but you have to share the wishes with two of your best friends!
Granted, but then a MISSINGNO. resets your life to the point before you made the original wish, which forces Mr. Resetti to appear and yell at you!

My Wish
I wish I hadn't obliterated the Nintendo Vending Machine thread...
_{That was my favourite...}

Granted. You instead made sure it never started.

I wish MISSINGNO would be nicer to me. He is my profile picture after all.

Granted, but the friendship from MissingNo. glitches your soul.
I wish I could stop hiccuping.

Granted. You can but don't know how.

I wish a beautiful girl would fall in love with me.

Granted, but you later learn that it's just Waluigi in drag!

I wish more people would realise that Waluigi is awesome.

Granted but then Waluigi ask to be the jerk in the band

I wish that the producers of Guillermo Del Toro would make an Artemis Fowl movie series.

Granted, but the films are nowhere near as revered as the books. Needless to say, they flop worse than a Magikarp using Splash.

I wish I had an ancient Magikarp.

Granted! Hello! Now play with me in Mario Kart 7!

I wish for Super Mario Galaxy 3 on the 3DS!

Granted, it's a direct port of the original Super Mario Galaxy with no 3D and a broken camera. It includes three bonus games (Donkey Kong Jr. Math, Hotel Mario and Mario is Missing!), and you have to complete them 25 times each before you unlock the main game!

I wish for my next wish to be a self-corrupting wish.

Granted. You next wish will always be just out of reach.

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