Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, you are now in a relationship with a guy named Espresso Coffey!

I wish for pooding!

Granted, but it doesn't turn out how you want it

I wish I had the ability to fly while at the same time not have anything bad happen to me

Granted, but before I could grant you the wish you died.

I wish 3DS Pre-paid cards were in Canada.

Granted, now they're obscenely expensive

I wish I could build a fort

Granted. But it gets overtaken by terrorists and they put you in prison there!!!! lol

I wish it didn't take two hours to drive from school to home!!!!

Granted, now it takes two days!

I wish for lemon sno-cones...with extra lemon.
_{Mmm...tangy...}

Granted, but the sno-cones are so frozen, that your tongue gets stuck and won't be unstuck until the sno-cone melts

I wish I could carry an umbrella with me every day

Granted but it weighs a million pounds and you can not move with it.
I wish I had a brand new 3DS

granted but now you can't play games on it

i wish i had a cheesecake

Now, now you love it so much, that it's all you eat of the rest of your life

I wish I had a swimming pool in my backyard

Granted, but you couldn't afford a drain pipe, water filter, and extra chlorine that you now have a stagnated pool.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, now you have a dreary, gloomy future with no hope to keep you going

I wish I could make a board game

Granted, you make a game which puts people to sleep from boredom.
_{I think you should give it a go, StarBuddy! I think any board game you make in real life should be really quite fun!}

I wish for that thing I daydream about.

Granted. But you only daydream about hideous monsters and a world without video games!!!! GASP lol

I wish the internet was working properly at my house!!!!

Granted, but you had to move out of your home due to an unforunate earthquake that destroyed everything.
I wish my enemies would die.

Granted, but they are reborn stronger than ever and with the memories of their previous existence intact! Also, they can fly.

I wish for Star Bits to feed to StarBuddy.

Granted. But they were poisoned and he died!!!!

I wish for a Phoenix Down to bring PeacefulLuma back to life!!!! lol

Granted, but you waste it on a sandwich which can do nothing but behave like a Magikarp!
_{Serves you right for wasting the Phoenix Down on a fish sandwich!}
NintendoPurist revives StarBuddy with a smile
I wish everybody would find out the meaning of ketchup. :3

Granted, but they will never know the meaning of mustard.
I wish I wished.

yo dawg i heard you like wishing so you wished that you wished so you can wish while you wish
I wish that I could learn to type. :y