Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but it's not this one.

I wish for-

Granted, except I could not grant it because you did not finish your wish, due to my uncertainty of what you were gonna wish for

I wish I could ride a horse again

Granted. But it turns out that it's a man-eating horse, and well, since your a man, it eats you!!!! lol

I wish that I could pause time.

Granted,but when you pause time, it goes haywire then transports you to dinosaur time and can't come back!

I wish i was a teenager and that i can play all the Teen games.

Granted, but then all of the games are horribly gory and they scar you for life.
I wish I owned a trampoline.

Granted. But it broke the first time you jumped on it.

I wish I had at least one Streetpass.

Granted, but as soon as you see that you've had exactly one StreetPass hit, your 3DS turns into a Magenta Game Boy Advance!

I wish I knew if any new characters are going to be in F-Zero 3DX.

Granted. There won't be, except for a comic relief blue squirrel with a ridiculously annoying "cute" voice.

I wish that I had more energy.

Granted, you have so much energy, that you become part of the sun and stay in there

I wish I could recite Shakespeare by heart

Granted but now you can only communicate by using quotes from Shakespear (Like the guy from Bones!)
I wish I was the world's best swordsman.

Granted, you're so magnanimous, that it leaves every other swordsman scared to compete against you

I wish I could design some special type of glasses

Granted, you invent the glass which doesn't smash if somebody sings a high note...but it smashes whenever somebody farts near one!

I wish I had a Tickle-Me Wario which farts the theme from Wario Land when you tickle his belly. :3

Granted, but you end up tickling him so much, that it stinks up the whole room, which then becomes fumigated because of it

I wish I could be a master of disguise

Granted, but then none of your friends or family or anyone in the world knows who you are and then the FBI captures you because they don't have any files on you and think you are a shape-shifting extraterrestrial.
I wish I could throw a PS3 at Jack Tretton.

Granted, but you threw it at his poster, not his real self.
I wish everyone would join NintendoWare-Time.

Granted, but they forget it and never go on again.
I wish for a new season of Home Movies.

Granted, now you can enjoy a new series of (Your Country of Residence)'s Funniest Home Videos!

I wish for Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
_{Maybe then I won't look like such a brainiac in conversations or online...}

Granted. But you still look like a brainiac in conversations and online!!!! lol

I wish I was done with my Master's Degree!!!!

Granted, but you get a master's degree in philosophy, getting you almost no jobs.

I wish for an endless supply of water.

granted, you now make endless trips to the bathroom as a result.

I wish for more caffeine in my life