Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you instantly forget a second you learn.
I wish trolls could be trolled by non-trolls who are trolling.

I wish my allergies would stop bothering me.

Granted, but everyone else is still reacting the same to allergies

I wish I could design a t-shirt for a professional shirt company

Granted but everyone hates it and the company sues you for making them lose money. _{or they at least teepee your house}
I wish I could have Bill Cosby over for dinner.

Granted, but Cosby brings his grandchildren over and they continuously ask YOU all kinds of questions. You being the courteous gentleman we all know you to be, devote your entire evening entertaining Bill Cosby's grandchildren. Well, that's not so bad.

I wish I could play a round of golf at Augusta National.

Granted, but a natural disaster occurs which makes everyone forfeit their game during the middle of the ninth hole

I wish I was always full

Granted, but now you weigh so much you can't move.

I wish for my hands never to be chapped again.

Granted, but now your lips are chapped...in the middle of a lip-balm shortage!

I wish for each NLifer to receive a rare Dragon-type Pokemon in real life:
-For StarBuddy, a shiny Dragonite;
-For TeeJay, a shiny Tyranitar (not a Dragon, but beside the point);
-For theblackdragon, a shiny Salamence;
-For Darkrai (Otaku), a shiny Garchomp;
-For ColorsOfSonic, a shiny Haxorus;
-For every other guy, a shiny Latios;
-For every other girl, a shiny Latias.

Granted. But unfortunately in real life, the dragons don't obey their owners and they run free setting fire to and devastating the world!!!! lol

I wish I was better at Tetris Attack on the SNES!!!!

Granted, but you become horrible at every other game ever.
I wish I didn't get a lame shiny Latios. <.<

Didn't you read the wish? You got a lousy shiny Garchomp.
_{And so did every other NLifer with "Otaku" in his/her username, come to think of it...}

I wish I had a carrot.

Granted, but Bugs Bunny came along, snatched it, took a bite and whilst chewing said, "Ehhh, what's up, Doc?"

I wish for a fish.

@NintendoPurist I thought you sepcifically meant Darkrai. Sorry.

Granted, but its not a red fish, nor a blue, not one fish, nor two fish, but no fish.
I wish my corruption made sense.

Granted, but now your wish doesn't make sense.

It's no drama. I was just kidding around a bit.
_{By the way, the Garchomp was the corruption.}

I wish I knew why so many bird species have such dirty-sounding names...
_{I mean birds such as the woodp***er, the t**mouse and the blue-footed b***y.}

Granted, but the truth is so horrible that you go into a coma for 2 years.
I wish I had Mario Kart 7.

granted but its from a different country so you cant play it.
i wish that nintendo would announce pokemon gray for 3ds, pokemon XD Gale of darkness style

Granted, but with one simple flaw: It's DISNEY XD style. Your Pokémon will now be riddled with terrible acting and lousy jokes.

I wish I had Skyward Sword right now.

Granted, but it crashes your Wii and you're forced to get it repaired in order to play it (and any other games you own for the Wii)

I wish I could uncover a secret temple

Granted, it's the Water Temple!
_{That should be self-explanatory...}

I wish for the ultimate Mexican dish...a Burresadillajitaco!

Granted, now you just doubled your weight. XD

I wish to be in the world's most selective school.