Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

granted but now you can go houserupt.
I wish for a canvas!!

Granted, but an evil witch takes over it and turns you into a ball.
_{What's up, NGpenguin?}

I wish Prince Fluff would return in another game.

granted but hes the villian! _{Nice to see you punnyGuy im moving ....... Wat have you bein up to??}

I wish I knew if StarBoy is still at NL (i havent seen him ...... in a long while.) ...................... um....... I wish .. to not be a ball

.............................. um....... I wish .. to not be a ball!

Granted. You're a cube now!
_{Sorry to keep ya waiting! I'm just chilling around and enjoying my holiday break.}

I wish there were no bullies in the world.

Granted, but everyone is soo nice it starts fights .......... "here you can go first." "No ill let you go first, please, you may." .......
I wish for you to give your opinion on this .... http://flipnote.hatena.com/5A6B25D05175544B@DSi/
if you cant corrupt that wish: i wish everything was soft and pillowish

Sorry links at Hatena screws ups alot. Search NGpenguin for what id like an opinion on ...................

Sorry gots to go. BYE oh, Good night.

Granted, but the tree is poisonous and kills everything else in the garden.
I wish that my wish is granted

Granted, now it is corrupted by the next user

I wish I could swing on a vine

Granted, but the vine is actually a tentacle connected to a gigantic monster that pulls you up and prepares you for dinner.

Ugh I wish it would stop snowing here! (The Northwest is getting some bad weather right now)

Granted, only it starts averaging 120 degrees...LOW!

I wish Comcast would add Boomerang to its lineup.

Granted but the signal to your house will become intermittent and will only work properly when the tech arrive at your home to "fix" your connection.

I wish for non-corrupted wishes.

Granted, now this thread is completely pointless

I wish I could create a new cereal

Granted, only it's called Corrugated Bran Puffs.

I wish I could move the Hurricanes back to Connecticut.

_{Assuming that's the name of a sports team:}
Granted, but they strike out during their next game

I wish I had a shield (as in one I can carry irl)

Granted, but the shield is only good for repelling ladies. You still die from arrows to the face.

I wish that I had a gigantic awesome gun that I could carry around all the time.

Granted, but it's made in China and out of plastic!

The Hurricanes are a hockey team, btw.

I wish I could also move the Phoenix Coyotes back to Winnipeg, and move the Florida Panthers to Quebec City.

Granted but all their planes happen to ram into each other as they all die. Who knew that they would just be happening to fly at the exact same time and on the exact same day?

I really could go for a juicy, tender delicious steak right now and some eggs.

Granted. But both the steak and the eggs are rotten and diseased, and you die from eating them!!!! lol

I wish I had a job where I didn't just work in the spring and the fall!!!!

Granted, you now have no job and thus you are off in the spring and fall (not to mention summer and winter).

I wish that everyone could just get along and stop corrupting each other's wishes.