Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but it is not very interesting ... sorry.
I wish that the food StarBoy said was in my hamburger wouldn't give me a tummyache.

Granted it makes your heart explode instead.

I wish I could beat Lords of Thunder

Well too Bad

I wish I could Finally beat some of my games

Granted. But since you beat them, you now have nothing else to do!!!! lol

I wish I had the wires to connect my computer to my television already!!!!

Granted, but you've lost the power cables for both.

I wish my heart hadn't exploded because of the side effect of a previous wish to negate the corruption of the wish prior to that wish.

whew... anyone else confused?

Granted you are now perfectly fine. However.... because you were selfish and wished the heart explosion off of yourself, your entire family's hearts explode instead.

I wish my instructors would hurry up and email me about some textbook questions i had for them.

Granted, but the answers they e-mail you are for the textbook from two years ago, which makes them useless to you now due to revisions made in the current one.

I wish dust-bunnies weren't so proliferate D:

Granted, they are now the opposite of Proliferate, but I don't know what proliferate means, so I just assume it means "Non-volatile">:3 _{enjoy your sploding dustbunnies}

@theblackdragon - Granted, now dust-mites grow abundantly instead

I wish I owned a telescope

Granted but when you try to focus the lens, a built in spike stabs your eyeball.

I wish I had a kobe beef steak right now.

Granted, but it came from a cow raised in a village called Kobe nestled somewhere within a third-world country. That's some tough, stringy steak.

I wish corn dogs weren't horrible for meeeee.

Granted, Reala lovingly cooks them all with love though health & safety officials soon stop me cutting your edible corn dog eating days short.

I wish I had enough of James's hair to make a pigtail wig for shamanistic ritual purposes

Granted, but your new wig soon decides it's far too sexy to be seen on your head and leaves you for Selma Hayek.

I wish i'd remembered to bring my headphones with me to work.

Granted, however they are stolen at work shortly after you arrived.

I wish there were a few extra hours in a day.

Granted, but now you get to spend those few extra hours at work without extra pay, plus incessant phone calls from your girlfriend/wife either now or in the future saying how much you don't love her anymore and that you work too much.

I wish people wouldn't knock on my door when I'm half naked!

Granted, but just so you know, no one's gonna be thrilled when you start answering the door in the full-on nude instead -- least of all the police

I wish my fingernails were indestructible.

Granted, but now you can't cut them and they grow super-long and freaky looking D:

I wish the sun would return! Bored of cold now.

Granted, Now absolutely everything burns and the earth becomes like a giant inferno.

I wish I got better presents for Christmas.

Granted, but by 'better', they thought you meant 'better for you', and so everyone bought you vegetables.

I wish my nose would stop running.

Granted, but now it won't stop walking...

I wish for world peace.