Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now you can't bend over without spreading your arms apart!

I wish goodbyes weren't so hard...

Granted, but now greetings are harder
_{I wish goodbyes weren't so hard either; I'll miss you, NintendoBuddy ='(
StarBoy gives NintendoBuddy a heartfelt hug}

I wish I could build a monument

Granted but its an ear wax monument! Ewww!

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Chip n' Dale? That's like the best thing ever.

However I wish to spend half a week with Shantae!

@Acerocks - granted, but it's so hot, that you begin to choke
@TokyoRed - granted, but it's in an enchanted, uncharted island

I wish making reviews for your favorite games wouldn't be so hard (that's what I'm doing right now)

Then I'll have to use the compass that points to my hearts desire! Can you grant that wish? Pretty please?

Granted now You just give everything a 10 and say its the best game you've ever played. Even Superman 64!!

I wish video games were free!

Granted, but now they're not available anymore
_{Welcome to this game thread, TokyoRed}

I wish my family owned a limousine

Granted, but now your family doesn't own a house!
_{Just popping in for a visit!}
I wish I knew what Texas was really like...
_{That's where my favourite TV character's from...BAZINGA!}

Granted but instead you get Texas toast!
Nice to see you NP

I wish for lots of games this Christmas!

Granted, but you don't get anything else
_{Hi, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I could build a waterslide for a theme park

Granted, but now all the other threads are dead instead

I wish I could eat a steak right now

Granted,
everyone else in the world died to make that steak for you.
I wish that my wish couldn't be corrupted.

@StarBuddy: Granted, but now your mouth is filled with splinters!
_{See what I did there?}
@Robo-goose: Granted, but now a different wish is corrupted instead.
I corrupt the wish you made in an alternate reality...Granted, but now you have to eat an all-rock diet!

I wish I knew whether or not my brother's getting an Xbox 360 for Christmas so I know which gifts to buy him.

Granted, he does, but it gets the RROD the day after Christmas.

I wish I had a Ps3.

Granted, but it's all buggy

I wish I could fly high in the sky

Granted, but you get hit by a plane.

I wish there were Butterfingers that tasted like bacon.

Granted, but you are now allergic to chocolate.

I wish I lived in Japan.

Granted, but now you're the only person there who understands your language

I wish making tall cardhouses wouldn't be so hard to accomplish

Granted, now making NORMAL houses are extremely hard to do.

I wish eggnog was avalible year round.