Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, she becomes so popular that she tours the world, but suddenly dies in a fiery plane crash.

i wish that i could punch through steel with my bare hands.

Granted, but it results in mortally injuring your hand and you become hospitalized until further notice
_{Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D. is male, Vay... or did you intentionally type down "she"?}

I wish for the weekends to last forever

Granted, now there really is such a thing as 'a month of Sundays'!

I wish I knew for certain if Sheldon Cooper has Asperger's Syndrome.
_{He certainly appears to have it as we both share a number of mannerisms!...oh, and I have it myself}

@Starboy: Granted, but the week lasts forever too, so you never reach that glorious endless weekend.
@NintendoPurist: Granted, but... uh. I don't know how to corrupt that one. Nor do I know who Sheldon Cooper is. GRANTED BUT SOMETHING VAGUELY UNPLEASANT BUT NOT MAJORLY BAD HAPPENS.

I wish I didn't keep getting distracted by Picross DS.

Granted, now you get distracted by Brain Age instead
_{@Raylax - Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D. is one of the characters featured in the show The Big Bang Theory}

I wish I could read hieroglyphics

Granted, you can read them, but not understand what they mean.

I wish everyone was inflatable

@Starboy: Granted, but you discover that they're actually just Ancient Egyptian reminders that the Pharaoh needs to go and buy more milk.
@Iz: Granted, but everything else suddenly has sharp edges.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, now everyone is out for your money

I wish I could make a glass sculpture

Granted you make a beautiful sculpture of Mario only to have you little brother or sister knock it over right after you finish it!

I wish for everyone on nintendolife to get all the games they want for CHRISTmas!!!!

Granted, but now no one on NintendoLife gets all the games they want on their birthday

I wish I could play every existing instrument in the world

Granted, but now no more instruments will be invented

I wish for the next eight days to fly by quickly...and for every day after to fly by at a normal pace.

_{Sorry it's a day late}
Granted, but now the cycle repeats itself every year

I wish I could read all seven of the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling [rhymes with "bowling"] all in one day

Granted, but carrying all those books is challenging (heavy)!

I wish The Ink and Paint Club was back on The Disney Channel.

Granted, but now it only plays at the wee hours of 1-3 A.M.!
_{I forget if I watched that show or not}

I wish I could be part of a rescue team

Granted. You have to work with Chip n' Dale.

I wish it was November 21 already. _{Hint hint.}

Granted, but we just completely skipped over Halloween and the release date of Epic Mickey (as well as NintendoBuddy's birthday)
_{I know what you're getting at, Yakko; I wonder how that game will be like? =)}

I wish I could jump as high as Mario can

@StarBuddy #4070: Granted, but days are now 84 hours in order to make it work, meaning 2 days a week; 8 to 8.86 days a month; and 104.28 days a year (104.57 days in each leap year)...imagine how birthdays would be worked out
@StarBuddy #4074: Granted, but you bump your head on a block and knock yourself out for two hours...with no signs of concussion
_{Hey, I have to draw the line somewhere!}
I wish we could go to Sizzler next Wednesday (my birthday) for Dinnch (it's a word I made up for a meal between Lunch and Dinner)...and that we not have any form of food poisoning as a result.
_{Hey, I have to draw the line somewhere!...wow, it feels like this has happened before...}

Granted, but the restaurant bill is quite expensive

I wish I could combine the telescope and the microscope in order to create a tiloscope

Granted, but now you're blind and can't use it.

I wish that NP wasn't so busy so we could do Power Rangers.

Granted, but now everyone else is too busy to participate in the thread

I wish I could be as tall as a giraffe