Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@NGpenguin: Granted, but NGpenguin has to look into the future...and Miyamoto-san and Iwata-san see NGpenguin through the portal and get mad at him and throw a shoe through the portal! Thus, that Nintendo handheld never exists, in favour of a different one!

@Raylax: Granted, but the coffee's been boiled down to crunchy lumps floating in milky froth!

NintendoPurist wishes he knew what it was like to speak in third-persion, like Elmo

Granted, but Katy Perry wears you on her shirt, and... well... _{I can't find the image right now}

I WISH PIZZA WASN'T SO OVERRATED.

Granted, now everybody eats nothing but churros! Ladies...gentlemen...welcome to the AGE OF THE CHURRO!!!!

I wish churros came in different lengths, shapes and sizes...imagine a bi-footlong churro

I'll still totally drink that. _{Yum vanilla latte}

@YoshiSage: Granted, it's now underrated. But it's still awesome.

@NintendoPurist: Granted, but now they come in only two sizes: Galactic and Microscopic.

EDIT: Doop, forgot to add one.

I wish I had a feather headband with goggles on it.

granted but you can only speak 3rd language _{my gym teacher speaks 3rd person!???}
i wish for the newest game console in 7099

Granted, but you have to wait until then.

I wish for a pet helicopter.

Granted, but when it poops on the floor, the poop hits the propellor blades and it goes everywhere.

I wish my birthday would come sooner.

Granted, but now years are officially shorter than they usually are

I wish I could have piano sheet music

granted but its your least favorite song
i wish for a good birthday party

@Starboy: Granted, but you also get a load of piano good music too.
_{...Oh. You said sheet.}

@NGPenguin: Granted, but it's that good that you can't remember it the next day.

I wish Sonic 4 was out today in Europe. TOMMOROW IS TOO LONG TO WAIT.

granted but its 4000 points!
i wish i had nice neighbors
_{hello @StarBoy91 sorry i took so long to see your message} my birthday is in 6 days

Granted, but now you're always mean to them and can't help it.

I wish I had a massive stack of cookies to munch through.

Granted, but you get a massive tummyache because you ate a lot of them

I wish all (video) cameras were waterproof
_{Happy early birthday, NGpenguin!! =)}

@Raylax granted but after you eat them u relize there were worms in them! _YUCK
@StarBoy91 granted but the video cameras are ghost-like and u cant touch it
I wish to get school of on Monday _{to play Kirbys Epic Yarn more}
Thanks @StarBoy91! Happy early b-day to u too

@StarBoy91: Granted, but they no longer take photos (or video)
@NGpenguin: Granted, but then you have to wear Corbie's sweet hat every day for the rest of your life.

I wish those cookies weren't full of worms =<

granted but now there full of vomit _{YUCK again!}
i wish for............. something to wish for

Granted, but it's a highly dangerous wish that should not be made under any circumstances

I wish I could sprout wings from my back and fly

@NGpenguin: Granted, but that wish is for something to wish for, which creates an infinite loop and eats the universe.

@Starboy91: Granted, but then you fly too close to the sun and they melt.

I wish worm vomit cookies were tasty. _Yum.

Granted but did i mention the posion? _{YUCK and Fainting!}
I wish for the 2012 ending theroy to NOT be true
_{i think thats wrong because they said that about 1999, but that didnt happen}

Granted, but then they make a terrible disaster movie about 2013 instead.

I wish stone henge was made of battenburg.