Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@NGpenguin - Granted, but now the 3797 ending theory that Nostradamus came up with is true instead
@Raylax - Granted, now it doesn't support itself anymore and crumbles down

I wish I could play bowling right now

Granted but the bowling ball hits u in the face _{NOoooooo DONT LEAVE!}
i wish to be able to fly

@Starboy91: Granted, but there's no pins.

@NGpenguin: Granted, but first you must learn how to throw yourself at the floor and miss. _{Douglas Adams FTW}

I wish evil worm vomit poison cookies were made of Stone Henge battenburg.

Granted but now you cant do anything else

I wish I could do better in my games

Granted but now there pure enetible _{YAY EVIL COOKIES thank you}
I Wish i didnt have to get offline for 10 mins _{see u guys in (around) ten mins}

@Otaku: Granted, but now you're so good everyone thinks you cheat and won't play with you.
@NGpenguin: Granted, but everyone's gone by the time you get back _{Heh, I actually will be.}

I wish I didn't have to to uni tommorow morning.

Granted, but now you have a crap job and must go to that instead.

I wish I had a personal teleportation device. Super srs.

Granted Machu. It teleports you a distance of two feet in any direction and requires a 24 hour cooldown before using again.

I wish I didn't feel so dizzy.

Granted. You feel dizzy again two seconds later and get eaten by an attack bear
...

Granted. You wished for nothing, you get nothing and your whole life becomes nothing. You're just a worthless nothing!

I wish someone would make me a sammich.

Granted. But... it's a man sammich.

I wish I could flyyyyyyyy~ _{what with crap teleporter n stuff, bleh}

Granted you can fly, but it takes so much energy to sustain flight that you can only remain in the air for two seconds.

I wish I could turn my head a complete 360 degrees without killing me.

Granted, but now the government plans to exploit your newfound ability to the whole wide world

I wish every place had xylophones

Granted, but now no place has telephones!
_{Now everybody has to communicate through the World Wide Web and texting...oh, wait a minute...EVRYBDY DOES DAT ANYWAY LOL YAY MY BDAY IZ IN 2 WKS! : )}
I wish I knew the secret to Jim Parson's portrayal of Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory...
_{He's such an inspiration...and his character and I are so alike it's not funny. I'm now happy to be an Aspie}

Granted but now the show has stopped airing on television!

I wish that a sequal for BBDS would come to the Wii or the 3DS

Granted, but there's only one puzzle in the entire game, all the bubbles are the same colour, and every copy is glitched with an upside-down Bub sprite! Naturally, the game flops and Taito goes out of business...

I wish more people watched The Big Bang Theory.

Granted, but now you can no longer watch it.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to coffee. But it's so delicious

Granted, but now you can't live without malt milkshakes!

I wish for the following: "I hope my brother likes the gift I picked out for his Birthday "

Granted he loves the Freddy Kruger claw dripping in fresh blood you got for him.

I wish I could enter peoples dreams.

Granted, but remember that Nightmare is a strong undercurrent in the Plane of Dreams...and you accidentally enter a part of the Plane of Dreams that was a nightmare I once had of a crumbling ancient ruin in which I was pursued by James Bond, Natalya Simonova and Alec Trevelyan, all wielding Golden Guns...and it didn't end well!
_{I sure hope my brother likes the complete collection of Bond films I got him...maybe that combined with Vaysody's wish helped me create that corruption! I love this thread! Thanks Destroyer360 for creating it!}
I wish more threads in these forums were as awesome as this one!
_{Some have lost their lustre after all this time...but this one stands strong!}