Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but then the team moves to Oklahoma and becomes The Lightning.

I wish I throw a pumpking through a glass house.

Granted, but that pumpkin happens to be Irken (his avatar is a pumpkin), who gets very mad with you.

I wish I hadn't stopped using this thread.

Granted, you stop using other threads altogether

I wish I could write an article

Granted the article is about poop!

I wish 10 years younger!
Edit: Crap!

Granted, 10 years younger happens. To someone.

I wish it would rain jellybeans.

Granted but the Jellybeans are HUGE and FATAL
I wish i owned the Poltergust 3000 (from Luigi's Mansion)

Granted, but you have a hard time controlling it

I wish I could make a board game

Granted, but it's made out of cardboard and it doesn't work. Somehow.

I wish for a Hylian Shield.

Granted But It's Way too big for you.
I wish I lived in Hyrule

Granted, Ganon kills you.

I wish that I was at home, sleeping.

Granted, you fall into a coma state, where I and my alter ego Freddy Kruger get to torture you for a very very long time.

I wish the villains would win more in movies and video games.

Granted, but now both media start becoming anticlimactic because of that

I wish I could watch every single movie in theatres

Granted, but by the time you finish watching them 50 years after movies stop being produced, you realise you're ancient and can't leave the theatre without risk of breaking a hip, ankle, or maybe a rib or seven!
_{Good morning, everybody!}
I wish that everybody in Nintendo Life had their favourite food to eat

Granted, but no one got a chance to have their favorite drink (i.e. water, V8 Fusion, fruit juice)
_{Good morning, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I could purchase a microscope

granded but there a bomb inside
i wish to get all A+s next report card

Granted, but it leaves your classmates all jealous of you
_{Hi, NGpenguin =)}

I wish I could own an actual ocarina

@StarBuddy 3 posts ago: Granted, but it only magnifies to x2 3/4.74%, which is so confusing that it must magnify objects from alternate realities in which that microscope exists!

@StarBuddy 1 post ago: Granted, but NintendoPurist wants to own an ocarina as well, and both of us are in a shop that only has one left in stock!

I wish I understood how everything happens by creating an ever-generated and infinite number of alternate realities...
_{Meaning that PunnyGuy just ate a hot dog five minutes ago in one reality, he found a lionfish five minutes ago while scuba diving in another reality, and he even won the Nobel Peace Prize five minutes ago in yet another reality, for example! Congratulations, PunnyGuy}

granted but you know so many alternate realaities that ur speechless FOREVER
i wish that i knew what the next ds is going to be made after the 3ds

Granted, but you forget where to go to buy it.

I wish I was a mage.

Granted, but then you're burnt at the stake for being a witch mage.

I wish I could play PC games.

_{Blarg, this one kind of answered itself. I finally have a laptop that can play low end modern PC games but since they're now all available exclusively through Steam (and nothing in retail), my crappy internet connection means I still can't play anything. So freaking lame. RANT RANT RANT.}

...OK I'll do a different one. I wish I had a vanilla latte right now.