Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now you get to see campaign commercials nonstop, and it gives you a migraine

I wish I was fast at flossing
_{Good night}

Night
Granted now your slow at brushing your teeth.

I wish gas price's went back down to a dollar!

Granted, now gas bars start popping-up everywhere in which one can pay a dollar and be knocked-out with sleeping gas for an hour...and it's billed as 'a great way to recharge your batteries after a hard days' work'! And on Mondays, random people are kidnapped and knocked-out in these bars for a week! I hope you're happy!

I wish I could go out and play Magic: The Gathering early in the week instead of Thursdays...

Granted but if you do that it's the last game you'll ever play.

I wish I owned a speed boat.

Granted, but it goes so fast, that your skin literally flies off, rendering you as a skeleton!!!

I wish I wasn't so afraid of needles

Granted. Now you're afraid of pin cushions.

I wish certain foods weren't so greasy.

Granted now there flavour less and dry!

I wish the sky was green.

Granted. Now the grass is blue!

I wish school was shorter...

Granted school is now only half a day everyday for the rest of your life!

I wish the grass was green again.

Granted, but people get the grass and the green sky confused now!
_{I actually like your corruption.}

I wish that every bad video game was good.

Granted(you know where this is going) but now all good games are bad. Super Antoineo bros Matilda catriod get the picture.

I wish I could retire young.

Granted, you force your trusted employee Mr/Mrs/Ms Young to retire

I wish for another Plains Donut

Granted, but it later gets stolen and eaten by a malicious creature

I wish $2 bills weren't so rare (U.S.)

Granted, now everybody has a $2.00 bill every 30 minutes!

I wish I could befriend a Luma.
_{I just wasted a wish, because I already have}

Granted, but you said so for yourself. You already have! It's StarBoy91!

I wish I could meet all the great voice actors.

Granted, but I misread your wish, so now you get to meet Al, the Great Voice Actor!

I wish people would get my reference whenever I wish for a Plains Donut...

Granted, but now you don't!

I wish nobody would order a Hurtz donut.

Granted, but now you get a Plains Donut instead!

I wish I got that reference...

Granted, but now nobody else does.

I wish more people here had actually played through Super Mario World, for NintendoPurist's sake.

Granted, but I'm only part-way completed. I still need to get to those bonus levels!

I wish Miis would get more clothing options.