Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now everyone else won't be able to catch up to you

I wish I knew why "chips" are called "crisps" in England, while "fries" are called "chips" in England

Granted, it's the same reason we call 'Jelly' 'Jam' and 'Jello' 'Jelly' in Australia
_{Confused yet? Here, StarBoy91, have a Zora Mask from my Legend of Zelda vault. Try it on, and you'll be transformed into a Zora for as long as you wear it! Have fun with that one!}

I wish I knew what it was like to be a Goron...

Granted. IT ROCKS!

I wish I had the Zora Mask.

Granted. When you put it on, you can't take it off.

I wish I had some chestnuts roasted on an open fire.

Granted, but Jack Frost starts nipping on your nose non-stop!

I wish school was more interesting.

@DBTDGranted but it's your chestnuts on the open fire.

@PunnyGuy granted it will when mine gets granted.

I wish school went all year long.

Granted, but the year is now twice as long!

I wish for a mint-condition Donkey Kong Game & Watch.
_{Hey, PunnyGuy, here's a Zora Mask just like StarBoy91's from my Legend of Zelda vault! And for you, Tech101, a rare, mint-condition, boxed-and-manualed copy of the original Sin & Punishment from my Nintendo of Japan vault! Enjoy!}

Granted, but you bought it online for a ridiculously high price on eBay, and now you have to sell everything you own (including your house) in order to pay the guy back. Oh well... at least you have the Game & Watch.

I wish for a delicious burrito.

Granted, but I couldn't really see what you typed as my screen just distorted, so instead you get a delicious burnt potato!
_{And also a Captain Olimar figure from my Pikmin vault! Enjoy that Destroyer360!}

I wish for some of Olimar's onion soup.

Granted, but it tastes absolutely disgusting.

I wish I was better at Mega Man.
_{BTW, where do you get all that stuff NintendoPurist? Can I have a copy of Ogre Battle 64?}

Granted, you're now better at being Fawful in front of Mega Man!

I wish I understood why Laughter's End is such a miserable place in the Beanbean Kingdom...
_{I get all that stuff from my various vaults. In fact, have this portal into the world of Ogre Battle from my Square-Enix vault! Enjoy!}

Granted, but to do so you must go there yourself, feeling the misery of all who reside there.

I wish I had been born in the SNES era.
_{Wow! Thanks, NintendoPurist!}

Granted, but you're only old enough to have first experienced games halfway through the Nintendo 64 era!
_{See? Cause you'd be too young to play any Super NES games!}

I wish I was old enough to remember the NES (I was born two years after its launch).

Granted your now as old as me and missed a lot of years.

I wish I had not sold my transformer collection when I was younger. (Although I did buy the first Zelda with that money)

Granted, now you never get to play any Zelda games. All for you Transformer collection.

I wish I had 100,000 Nintendo points.

Granted, but you lose 90,000 of them from trying to put 100,000 Nintendo Points all at once on your Wii or DSi

I wish for everybody to have a big bowl filled with big scoops of their favourite ice-cream or sorbet, with or without sugar!

Ooo thank you. Granted but now there's none left for you.

I wish to have shakes with our ice cream.

Granted, the server shakes your ice cream causing it to fall on your head.

I wish for a penny.

Granted, but it brings you bad luck

I wish there was no such thing as having a headache

Granted, now we all get navelaches instead, which are much worse!

I wish I knew what a Fuzzy Navel was...
_{For you, StarBoy91, a toy Arwing with voice-clips from Star Fox 64 including, "Do a Barrel Roll!", "Enemy Shield Analysed!", "All Aircraft Report!", "Something's wrong with the G-Diffuser!", "Location Confirmed. Sending Supplies.", "The core has appeared. Stand by to attack!", "We're closing in on them Falco!", "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!", "My beautiful reward! AAAAHHHH!!", "Let's see how you handle our new ships!", "Andross' enemy is MY enemy!", "Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!", "Our army alone can't do the job!" and (spoken by James McCloud) "Never give up! Trust your instincts!". This item is from my Star Fox vault!}