Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now they lose the original options.

I wish for some Island Chocolate.
_{I don't blame you, PunnyGuy. Those bonus levels are pretty hard.}

Granted, but you must find it in the deepest relms of Chocolate Island!

I wish Wacky Delly was an actual series.

Granted, but it only lasts one season, with only seven episodes
_{StarBoy91 gives NintendoPurist a hug =)}

I wish time management was very easy

Granted, but everything else seems harder by comparison!

I wish The Looney Tunes Show (2010 version) will be good.

Granted, but now it's so good, that it becomes the only show worth watching anymore

I wish I could write a novel

Granted, and it becomes a million-seller in a matter of weeks!

I wish there was such a dessert as a Vanilla Lake Jelly.
_{NintendoPurist, StarBoy91 and PunnyGuy become the next Power Rangers! StarBoy91 becomes Ranger Yellow (Star Ranger), PunnyGuy becomes Ranger Red (Fire Flower Ranger), and NintendoPurist becomes Ranger Blue (Ice Flower Ranger). The team's name? Power Rangers: Nintendo Force!}

Granted there is a big lake to the north of you. You get so excited that you jump in and can't find or eat your way out. You are lost forever the end.

I wish my car ran on water instead of gas!

Granted, it can now drive over the ocean!

I wish for some actors for my new thread

Granted, they turn out to be nose-picking preschoolers at my acting company.

I wish I'd win the lottery
Not that i purchase tickets, anyway.

Granted, you win $5.00!

I wish I could find a boxed copy of Super Mario Land 2 on eBay that is actually sold by a 100% positive feedback seller!

Granted but the cost is so high you sell he rest of your game collection to afford it.

I wish to be president of the united states.

Granted, but you are assassinated . . . Sorry
I wish I was a better tennis player.

Granted you win the grand slam. However a fan comes out of the stands and knifes you in the back. Cruel irony!

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

Granted, but it goes off in a matter of days, leaving a foul stench hanging around the Earth for Millennia!

I wish that _GBA Cheese Land would be in Mario Kart 3DS.

Granted but the new redesign of the system now comes with scratch and sniff and the cheese stinks up your whole house.

I wish for lots of friends.

Granted, but they're all imaginary.
I wish I had a limitless supply of delicious mozzarella cheese.

Granted but it comes from my sock. Ewww. (What's with all the cheese LOL)

I wish to live forever.

Granted, but you run out of cheese and life therefore becomes meaningless . . .
I wish I had a faster loading computer.

Granted, but the mouse keeps searching the internet for cheese, meaning that you constantly have pop-ups selling cheese!

I wish that corruption wasn't so cheesy

@Jaw51Granted your computer is now so fast that it over heats and blows up.
@NP Granted would you prefer corny!
(For the love of cheese) I wish for a glass of milk.