Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but it turned into a monster and ate you.
I wish I had some awesome dance moves.

Granted, you are now a professional dancer participating in dance shows for all eternity.

I wish Mickeymac didn't make such an unnecessary corruption in comment 246. [I don't know if I should report him for that or not]

granted, but you get banned for frivilous reporting elsewhere

wish I wished what you wish for

Granted, but the wish was only made because Mickeymac made such an adult corruption.

I wish to find crystals.

Granted. But the police raid you shortly after and you are arrested.

I wish I had a hoverboard.

Granted, but they all end up being fake!!!! lol

I wish I was done workind on my Master's Degree!!!!

I deleted that one because someone posted at the same time as me.
@gamerforgod - granted, now you have a full time job.

I wish I knew what Vaynard wished for.

Granted, but it was the most disturbing thing imaginable. lol

I wish I didn't have to go to class!!!!

Granted, but then you become really dumb.
I wish for a new car.

Granted, but it talks and won't let you out of the car until your next destination (like KITT from Knight Rider).

I wish for adventure.

Granted, but then Link stabs you for stealing his adventure.

I wish I had a hookshot.

Granted, you now will experience hookshot races with Batman for the rest of your life.

I wish for Tails to have another game starring him.

Granted but you become the main evil villain who Tails must kill in the very end

Granted, you are now a hippo.

I wish Vaynard would actually make wishes.

Gah I tried to add one at the end. Oh well. Anyway....

Granted but his wish is to blow up the world which is granted.

I wish I had a PS3

Granted.... ............

I wish I had a magic cookie tin that never ran out!

And... Granted. Here's your magic everlasting cookie.

I wish I could kill everyone around me.

I didn't get corrupted?!?!?!

Your wish is granted, everyone you know is dead, you are alone. This is fun for a bit, then the madness and guilt set in.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

@CH405K1N6 - Granted, but you're not allowed to make expletives or be overly mean to anyone.
@Machu - Granted, you now wish for a million wishes.

I wish I could beat the original Super Mario Bros. 1 game.

Granted, StarBoy. But you won't be able to beat anything else.

I wish I lived in Massachusetts. (Iowa, Vermont, New Hampshire, or Connecticut might work just as well.)