Topic: Let's do the hot seat.

@PurpleLink - I'm not sure. Let me go see. Time elapses About twenty (huff puff)...

@Karakato - It's not that I hate Sony, I'm just not impressed with much they do these days. Here's proof that I am not a complete Nintendo fanboy :
http://www.backloggery.com/games.php?user=bezerker99&cons...
http://www.backloggery.com/games.php?user=bezerker99&console=PS

@Koops3 - Gandondorf!!! (I'm not a big fan of Girahim or Twilight Princess - it's my least fav Zelda game thus far)

@Koops3 - I've never played Uprising...and I rented Kid Icarus for the NES back in the late 80's. It was the only game I didn't give more than 5 minutes of my time. I'm hoping to get my hands on the 3D Classics version of the game and give it another try. (Thus, I can't tell u any villians from this series).

@CorporalPegasus - from the movie Clerks.
Warning: Language, kiddies, in this clip!
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When I first signed up for internet service, the lady said I needed something to be my email address. The only thing I could think of was this scene from Clerks. At the time, I had no idea how to spell berserker, so I did the best I could (that's why it's misspelled). I also needed a numeric character(s) on it so I just randomly put 99. It all sort of stuck and now you can usually find me all around the intarnets with that name. Cheers, bro!

@zerks: as a kid, how did you feel about the Power Glove? did you ever get the chance to try one? :3

@Reala - Easy! /me releases theblackgragon because she is the coolest mod on the internet (hands down, this is a true statement).

@theblackdragon - As a kid, I totes wanted the Power Glove. That is, until I went to my friend's house and saw he already had it and that it was, sadly, a piece of garbage. The games we tried to play on it (Punch-Out!!, Wizards & Warriors, and Skate or Die) didn't seem to work so great (despite us inputting the codes for them). Needless to say, the Power Glove is a piece of classic, "retro" gaming history - but one I'm glad I didn't spend money on.

@zerks. Is it true that you love Metroid Other M so much that you bought 10 copies of it, have a t-shirt of the video game, wear Other M boxers with a big Samus suit helmet on the front and even have Other M bed sheets?

@vay: eff that, i heard he bought the life-sized Other M body pillow and intends to marry it because he loves it so much — confirm/deny, zerks?

Who took my Other M body pillow? It's been missing along with my Zero-Suit Samus blow-up doll for a week now!! Come forth with knowledge NAO tbd!

BTW....."Feels like an Arby's night."

What's the wallpaper on your computer?

@Zerk
If you had to follow one dictator, who would that be.

~say me or you will die~

Is it true you get your rage from the Non Anger Gods cause the gods don't believe in anger so they've placed it upon you?

Haha, you, Vay - of all the gamers in the world, know just how much I despise love Metroid: Other M. I love it so much I have a reference to it in my sig!!! D:

I use all those extra copies of Other M you mentioned to keep my tables and chairs level around the apartment.

What is the best way to get rid of a stalker?

Did you know that a berserker was a type of Viking warrior that would build himself up into a rage before a battle?

how many pizzas can you eat before u get full(takes me 2 pizzas and for some reason im not fat

Like a dirty birdy from his birdcage - I already Follow you on Twitter!!!! D:

Why...Yes I did!!!

Just one - and I have to admit, I've put on a few pounds recently.

The stalkers usually lose interest when they follow me home and see all my victim's decapitated heads on the ends of spears sticking out of the ground.

The gods are not rage fueled, but they created Mario Kart 7 and sent it down to me. I'm sure that game has provided enough rage to last me three lifetimes.

/me hugs Emmy before he goes

If you had to choose a username that had nothing to do with the word "bezerk" what would it be?