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FATEM

Do attempt to plug a live mouse into your computer in replacement of your computer mouse. My 6 fingered cousin can attest to that.

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You CAN wash your keyboard in the dishwasher. Just let it dry for a couple of days before you plug it back in. (remove the batteries too, silly!)

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KanrakusPizza

Never push the "Delete All Memory" button on your SSBB game. Trust me on this one.

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wont be on here anymore

Flandy

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If you receive an e-mail stating that you have won the Nigerian Lottery, fill in everything they ask for because DUDE, YOU JUST WON THE FREAKING LOTTERY.

lol this happened to me but it was a bit diif

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MetalMario

For best results with your monitor, please refrain from throwing it in anger when YouTube is being super slow. This could cause a slight malfunction, because the screen will be no more. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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Vaynard wrote:

Never drink liquids next to your laptop. I got a new laptop today, not because I wanted one, but i was dumb enough to have a nice hot cup of coffee sitting right in front of me. I lean forward to type something and.... well the rest is history. Lol @ me.

Dont feel bad one of my laptops just up and died on me last week, now I got to sit at my desktop

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Noire

I was going to laugh at you, Vaynard, but when I went to type I knocked a bottle of Sprite all over my laptop and it went up in flames.

No don't ask me how I'm still able to type this...

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MetalMario

PhoenixSage wrote:

I was going to laugh at you, Vaynard, but when I went to type I knocked a bottle of Sprite all over my laptop and it went up in flames.

No don't ask me how I'm still able to type this...

....................................How are you still able to type that?

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Noire

MetalMario wrote:

....................................How are you still able to type that?

ಠ_ಠ

Well, if you must know, I've constructed a makeshift keyboard out of cannibalized electronics parts and high-level black magic, and then invoked the Goddess of Technology to give it her blessing. Right now I can control it in the astral plane from anywhere in the world. Also, it works as a plasma rifle.

You asked.

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Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

MetalMario

PhoenixSage wrote:

MetalMario wrote:

....................................How are you still able to type that?

ಠ_ಠ

Well, if you must know, I've constructed a makeshift keyboard out of cannibalized electronics parts and high-level black magic, and then invoked the Goddess of Technology to give it her blessing. Right now I can control it in the astral plane from anywhere in the world. Also, it works as a makeshift plasma rifle.

You asked.

O.O my keyboard isn't a Plasma Rifle....

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theblackdragon

PhoenixSage wrote:

I was going to laugh at you, Vaynard, but when I went to type I knocked a bottle of Sprite all over my laptop and it went up in flames.

admit it, feenie, you were really trying to set someone on fire in chat, only to realize you can't actually do that over the internet.
the real lesson feenie's trying to give us is that flamethrowers and laptops don't mix, y'all

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CowLaunch

My laptop is made out of wattle & daub, & is more sturdy than these modern types.

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Noire

theblackdragon wrote:

admit it, feenie, you were really trying to set someone on fire in chat, only to realize you can't actually do that over the internet.
the real lesson feenie's trying to give us is that flamethrowers and laptops don't mix, y'all

H-h-h-how did you know?! All right, so it's the truth, I finally broke down, whipped out my trusty flamethrower, and tried to set fire to the chat, and the only thing that happened was me setting my computer on fire. >__< Stupid Feenie, stupid stupid...

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

MetalMario

PhoenixSage wrote:

theblackdragon wrote:

admit it, feenie, you were really trying to set someone on fire in chat, only to realize you can't actually do that over the internet.
the real lesson feenie's trying to give us is that flamethrowers and laptops don't mix, y'all

H-h-h-how did you know?! All right, so it's the truth, I finally broke down, whipped out my trusty flamethrower, and tried to set fire to the chat, and the only thing that happened was me setting my computer on fire. >__< Stupid Feenie, stupid stupid...

I find a super soaker is more fun, actually. Then if the computer is on it has a nice electrical discharge explosion.

ha, my neighbor is an idiot.

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JeanLuc_Vaycard

Today also I learned that after you take something out of the oven, the rack is still hot. However tempting it is to touch the oven right after cooking, you must fight it.

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theblackdragon

@Vaynard: that is indeed an important lesson... it's almost up there with not touching a burner after you've turned off the stove. D:

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StarBoy91

Save often when playing a video game. Otherwise, when a brown out appears, you have to start again from where you last saved. It's happened to me a few times.
This also counts for when you're making a document for work or for fun. So, remember, save often!

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Neptune

Don’t eat candy coated almonds. Worst candy ever, I got candy shard splinters on my tongue. D: I thought they were candy coated chocolate almonds, what a waste of money.

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Ravage

I would say it but it's not appropriate. So I will just tell you it ends up being really funny when you have a burn mark on your thumb that looks the exact same (even on the same thumb) as your friend's. He got his from a stove I believe, mine was a completely different kind of burn... I will leave it to your horrid imaginations to make of that what you will.

Oh, and stay away from exhaust pipes, they hurt

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Do not poor hot water on a windshield when it is frozen. It may crack or break.

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