Topic: Let this be a lesson to all

Do attempt to plug a live mouse into your computer in replacement of your computer mouse. My 6 fingered cousin can attest to that.

You CAN wash your keyboard in the dishwasher. Just let it dry for a couple of days before you plug it back in. (remove the batteries too, silly!)

Never push the "Delete All Memory" button on your SSBB game. Trust me on this one.

lol this happened to me but it was a bit diif

For best results with your monitor, please refrain from throwing it in anger when YouTube is being super slow. This could cause a slight malfunction, because the screen will be no more. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Dont feel bad one of my laptops just up and died on me last week, now I got to sit at my desktop

I was going to laugh at you, Vaynard, but when I went to type I knocked a bottle of Sprite all over my laptop and it went up in flames.

_{No don't ask me how I'm still able to type this...}

....................................How are you still able to type that?

ಠ_ಠ

Well, if you must know, I've constructed a makeshift keyboard out of cannibalized electronics parts and high-level black magic, and then invoked the Goddess of Technology to give it her blessing. Right now I can control it in the astral plane from anywhere in the world. Also, it works as a plasma rifle.

You asked.

O.O _{my keyboard isn't a Plasma Rifle....}

admit it, feenie, you were really trying to set someone on fire in chat, only to realize you can't actually do that over the internet.
_{the real lesson feenie's trying to give us is that flamethrowers and laptops don't mix, y'all}

My laptop is made out of wattle & daub, & is more sturdy than these modern types.

H-h-h-how did you know?! All right, so it's the truth, I finally broke down, whipped out my trusty flamethrower, and tried to set fire to the chat, and the only thing that happened was me setting my computer on fire. >__< _{Stupid Feenie, stupid stupid...}

I find a super soaker is more fun, actually. Then if the computer is on it has a nice electrical discharge explosion.

_{ha, my neighbor is an idiot.}

Today also I learned that after you take something out of the oven, the rack is still hot. However tempting it is to touch the oven right after cooking, you must fight it.

@Vaynard: that is indeed an important lesson... it's almost up there with not touching a burner after you've turned off the stove. D:

Save often when playing a video game. Otherwise, when a brown out appears, you have to start again from where you last saved. It's happened to me a few times.
This also counts for when you're making a document for work or for fun. So, remember, save often!

Don’t eat candy coated almonds. Worst candy ever, I got candy shard splinters on my tongue. D: I thought they were candy coated chocolate almonds, what a waste of money.

I would say it but it's not appropriate. So I will just tell you it ends up being really funny when you have a burn mark on your thumb that looks the exact same (even on the same thumb) as your friend's. He got his from a stove I believe, mine was a completely different kind of burn... I will leave it to your horrid imaginations to make of that what you will.

Oh, and stay away from exhaust pipes, they hurt

Do not poor hot water on a windshield when it is frozen. It may crack or break.